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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
WLIIA Chat Games
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QUICK CHANGE
(Part Two)
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Game: Quick Change
Players: Drive, GypsyJr, Mochrie
Scene: Mochrie is a burglar who has woken up houseowner GypsyJr, and Drive
shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say
*BREAKS WINDOW*
*WAKES UP* EEEEEEEK! WHO ARE YOU?????
I'M THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND! WHO DO YOU YA THINK?! I'M A BURGLAR!
CHANGE!
I'M YOUR SECOND COUSIN TWICE REMOVED!
CHANGE!
SERIOUSLY, I AM THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND *FALSETTO* "I AM NOT
AMUSED..."
CHANGE!
I'M A ROBBER. GIMME YOUR JEWELLERY!
ARE YOU HERE TO STEAL THE SILVER?
CHANGE!
ARE YOU HERE TO STELA THE AUTOGRPAHED VELVET PAINTING OF HITLER?
CHANGE!
Ewww!
Stela?
Is that Hitler's real name?
No...Hitler's real name is Katie
Oh yeah! And he worked as a washerwoman
I remember that! scarring stuff ;o)
*GRABS GUN OUT OF NIGHTTABLE* FREEZE!
*L* CHANGE!
OH HIII, COME ON IN!
LOL!
GEE! I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE SO FRIENDLY! I MEAN, EVERYONE
ELSE I VISIT WANTS ME SHOT DEAD ON SIGHT!
CHANGE!
EVERYONE I ROB IS PETRIFIED OF ME!
WELL I HAVE INSURANCE, SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHAT YOU
STEAL.
REALLY? SO CAN I TAKE YOUR GOLD NECKLACE?
SURE! I DON'T GET MANY VISITORS YOU SEE, I'M A SHUT-IN.
CHANGE!
I DON'T GET MANY VISITORS YOU SEE, I'M A LEPER
CHANGE!
Can I give you a hand? ;-)
Em: *groan*
I'M USED TO VISITORS YOU SEE, I'M A PROSTITUTE
Did I just say that? :)
A VERY AFFORDABLE ONE I'M TOLD.
CHANGE!
A REAL EXPENSIVE ONE I HEAR.
HOW DO YOU THINK I CAN AFFORD ALL THAT INSURANCE?
ANYWAY, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, COULD YOU STICK YOUR VALUABLES
INTO THIS BIG BAG?
IS THAT A EUPHEMISM?
LOL!
Feel free to buzz anytime!
NO REALLY, I'VE GOT A BIG BAG!
CHANGE!
OMG!!!
NO REALLY, I'VE GOT A LITTLE SACK!
CHANGE!
ROTFL!
LOL!
LOL!
NO REALLY, I'VE GOT A BIG TUPPERWEAR CONTAINER!
LOL!!! Please buzz for the love of god! LOL!
Hehe!
REALLY? PROVE IT!
I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY SACK!
LOL!
Did our changer take a break? :)
No!
*snicker*
* Meskimen just woke up his roommates laughing! Oops.
HURRY UP, THE POLICE ARE COMING!!!
ALRIGHT, NOW THAT I ROBBED YOU, IS IT OKAY FOR ME TO SHOOT YOU?
NO, THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!
CHANGE!
NO, I DON'T HAVE LIFE INSURANCE!
CHANGE!
WHATEVER, IT'S YOUR FUNERAL...OH WAIT...
CHANGE!
WHY DON'T I SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE AND SHOOT MYSELF?
CHANGE!
LOL, leave the poor girl alone! ;-)
Hehehe *g*
You're one to talk Em, the evil changer you are! *g*
LOL!
OH FINE, JUST GET ON WITH IT!
NO...I JUST CAN'T....YOU KNOW, I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU THE
MINUTE I SET EYES ON YOU....THEY'RE SITTING ON YOUR SHOULDER AS
WE SPEAK.
:P
That's what you get for being a leper. ;-)
YOU'RE A STRANGE ONE AREN'T YOU?
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT! I ROB HOUSES FOR A LIVING! IT'S THE ONLY WAY
I CAN PAY TO GO TO COLLEGE!
CHANGE!
IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN AFFORD THAT 1957 MUSTANG!
Dear god this is getting long...LOL!
Soon...
OHHH, A MAN WITH MONEY AND A BIG CAR...I COULD GET USED TO THIS!
WAIT'LL YOU SEE THE SIZE OF MY GUN!!
BZZZZZZZZ!!!!! 69 points each!! =)
LOL!!!!
;-)
* Meskimen applauds
LOL, I take it you liked it Jeff? :)
Ye gods, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight...LOL!
LOL, what a line, Em! ;o)
Very funny!
* GypsyJr hugs Em - wd!
Prostitutes always get laughs. It's a rule! Combine a prostitute
with a burglar and watch the fun!
As witnessed.
Whooo!
LOL, great game! I love going off the deep end!
Don't we know it Em! *g*
here's me thinking Em was off the deep end awhile ago! ;o)
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Game: Quick Change
Players: Changer, GypsyJr, Mochrie
Scene: Mochrie is trying on pants in GypsyJr's tailor shop, and Changer
shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say
EXCUSE ME MISS, I THINK THESE PANTS ARE A LITTLE TOO LARGE.
I'M SORRY, WE'LL HAVE TO ADJUST THEM - THEY WERE FORMERLY OWNED
BY MC HAMMER BEFORE HE WENT BANKRUPT.
CHANGE!
THEY WERE FORMERLY OWNED BY FERGIE BEFORE SHE JOINED WEIGHT
WATCHERS.
OH REALLY! WELL, CAN YOU ADJUST THEM FOR ME? I'M A SIZE 32.
*snicker*
Hehe!
I CERTAINLY CAN... HMMM. THERE SEEM TO BE SOME IRREGULARITIES
HERE.
*cough*
LOL!
*muahaha*
WELL, I'M AN IRREGULAR GUY!
CHANGE!
WELL, I'M JUST AN ORDINARY BLOKE!
CHANGE!
WELL, I'M JUST A BALD PARROT LOOKING FOR LOVE! AND I THOUGHT A
NEW PAIR OF PANTS WOULD CHEER ME UP.
NOW THERE'S A LINE I HAVEN'T HEARD BEFORE!
LOL!
LOL! He's an ex-parrot! ;)
*g*
SO...WILL YOU BE WANTING ANYTHING.. ELSE WITH THESE TROUSERS?
CHANGE!
SO HOW'S THAT FIT IN THE CROTCH?
LOL! *eg*
I hadda say it? :>
IT'S A BIT TIGHT. BUT THEN I'M A COCKATOO.
MORE LIKE A BUDGIE.
*ahem* ;o)
I'm so sorry em! :>
No you're not! ;o)
Ahhh, size jokes! *giggle*
I ALSO NEED A NICE SHIRT TO GO WITH THE TROUSERS.
CHANGE!
I NEED SOME NICE SPARKLY Y-FRONTS.
CHANGE!
Say it! Say cracker!
Heeehee!
You can do it Polly!!
I NEED A JEWEL-ENCRUSTED CODPIECE!
CHANGE! LOL!
I NEED A LEOPARD-SKIN THONG AND MATCHING TIE!
Ewwww! ;)
Hahah!!
Hehe! Oooh, liking that image! ;)
LOL *g*
I'm shellshocked :>
Only turts can be shell shocked!
"I've never seen anybody look so shellshocked in my entire
life!"
WELL LET'S JUST TALK TO MAURICE IN LINGERIE, SHALL WE? HE
DOESN'T WORK IN THE LINGERIE DEPARTMENT, HE JUST WEARS IT.
KINKY!
LOL!
LOL!
LOL!
SO SHOULD I JUST RING UP THESE PANTS FOR YOU NOW?
CHANGE!
SO SHOULD I JUST WRAP UP THESE TROUSERS FOR YOU?
CHANGE!
AH SCREW THAT! KISS ME YOU FOOL!
LOL! *eg*
Exxxcellent, kissing!
CHEEKY DEVIL! :) WHAT SAY YOU AND I GO FOR A COFFEE?
CHANGE!
WHAT SAY YOU AND I GO FOR A CRACKER?
*BUUUZZZZ*
LOL! ;oD
LOL, there's those crackers!
Hehe!
Whooo!!
Well done!
Whoooo!
* LinzTenis is happy now!
Nice job Em! ^_^
WTG Bex and Parrotboy! ;o)
Woo!! *hugs* Great game Bex!
That was a really good QC!
I like a game with a happy ending :)
Same here :)
Where the hell did the parrot thing come from??? LOL!
Hehe!
LOL!
Just out of my crazy bizarre imagination - such as it is. :)
Heehee! ((emilehugs)) :)
Somehow i don't have any trouble imagining Colin as a parrot!
Scary!
* Mochrie envisions himself in a leopard-skin thong and matching tie and
faints dead away!
* Turtle wakes Emile up by throwing gutter water on him.
HAHAH!!
How bout the jewel encrusted codpiece? *snicker* ;o)
*LOL* I still can't believe you did that suggestion! That's what
we say at our improv club when no one can think of anything!
Heehee well it worked this time! :)
Hehehehe!
U say jewel encrusted codpiece? :o)
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Game: Quick Change
Players: Changer, Mochrie, TracyLynn
Scene: EmileJ and TracyLynn are both at Whoser Con 2000, and Changer
shouts out CHANGE! to make them change what they say
OMG, EM? IS IT REALLY YOU? I'M SO GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU!
TRACY! WOW! GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU!!
*g* ;P
*HUGS* I SO CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE.....THIS WEEKEND WILL BE SO
GREAT!
CHANGE!
MAN, THIS WEEKEND BETTER BE GOOD, I COULD HAVE BEEN WORKING!
CHANGE!
MAN, I FORGOT MY CLOTHES...DARNIT!
Hehehehehe!
LOL!!!!! Eek! The imagery!!!
;o)
WHY DO YOU HAVE A SAUSAGE?
Sorry, couldn't help myself!
LOL!
Haha!
Shutup...I meant my extra clothes...luggage people!
*cracks up*
:)
LOL!
SOMEONE TOLD ME YOU LIKE SAUSAGE!
OH! WOW! YOU BROUGHT SOME LIME CRUSH WITH YOU! MY FAVOURITE!
CHANGE!
OH WOW! FRESCA! DELICIOUS!
GOES GREAT WITH SAUSAGE, I'M TOLD.
INDEED. HAVE YOU TRIED THE TWIGLETS? THEY'RE ON THE TABLE OVER
THERE.
GREAT! I'VE HEARD ABOUT THOSE!
CHANGE!
UGH REALLY? I HEARD THEY ARE YUCKY!
WELL, THEY'RE TASTY...IF YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF BURNT RUBBER!
CHANGE!
IF THEY'RE STALE, THEY MAKE GREAT SUBSTITUTE CANDLES!
CHANGE!
My brain hurts, LOL!
LOL!
They're great with A-1 stick sauce!
THEY MAKE GREAT DECORATIONS ON THE WHOSER CAKE!
CHANGE!
IF YOU USE ENOUGH OF THEM, YOU CAN MAKE A LIFE-SIZE STATUE OF
COLIN MOCHRIE!
LOL!
LOL!
HAVE YOU MET ALL THE OTHERS, TRACY?
NO, WILL YOU INTRODUCE ME? I'M SHY.
CHANGE!
NO, I'LL GO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
CHANGE!
NO, BUT I'M *NOT* GOING NEAR JEFFYB AND THE CAKE FOR SOME
REASON......
*snicker*
DO YOU HAVE CAKE IN MIDLAND? :)
YES, AND WE EVEN EAT IT WITH FORKS!
CHANGE!
Hehe!
Cute Em, real cute! :)
LOL, sorry luv, i had to! :) "Oh boy i'm having a party! I'm
having a party! I only invited 3 people!" "We're in Midland!"
LOL!
Oh yeah...ha ha ha....
YES, AND WE EAT IT WITH OUR HANDS
CHANGE!
YES, AND WE EAT IT BY SMEARING IT OVER EACH OTHER, AFTER WE EAT
SAUSAGE....
LOL!
How many times are we bringing my bloody sausage into this?? :)
Not enough times ;o)
Then leave midland alone buddy! ;)
MMM, NOTHING LIKE FRESH SAUSAGE