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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
WLIIA Chat Games
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SCENES FROM A HAT
(Part Two)
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Game: Scenes From A Hat
Players: Bremner, Drewly, D_Siegel, JoeIsham, Meskimen, Mochrie, MsBrady,
Proopsie, Twiglet
Scenes: The Teletubbies off-camera, Santa the day after Christmas, Bad
gifts for a first date, Forgotten Peanuts characters, Don't try
this at home, Signs you've gone to a bad doctor, Laws that our
government wouldn't pass, Least popular cooking programs, Broadway
musicals that are destined to flop, Other John Sessions shows, Bad
timing for love-making, Ice cream flavours that didn't make it,
Programs that won't be seen on ABC anytime soon, Strange things
that archeologists haven't unearthed yet, Strange Olympic events.
OK WE GO ONTO A GAME CALLED SCENES FROM A HAT, THIS INVOLVES ALL
THE CONTESTANTS. ARE WE READY?!
READY!
YEP!
READY AS EVER!
SURE ARE!
TOTALLY! LOL!
OK. "THE TELETUBBIES OFF-CAMERA".
SO THAT'S WHY THEY CALL YOU DIPSY!
PO! YOU'RE REALLY THE GAY ONE?
HEY! THAT'S MY LAST NAME!
OH I GOTTA GO TINKY-WINKY.
I DON'T *HAVE* A RAVEN, YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG POE!!!
TAKE *THAT* TINKY WINKY!
LOL!
SO WHAT DO YOU KEEP IN THAT PURSE OF YOURS, TINKY-WINKY?
ANYONE CARE FOR SOME TELETUBBY CUSTARD?
*BUZZ!* "SANTA THE DAY AFTER XMAS".
MRS CLAUS? WOULD YOU GIVE ME A FOOT BATH?
DELIVERING TOYS IS JUST TOO MUCH! I GOTTA RE-EXAMINE MY CLAUS!
WHAT?!? THIS IS YOUR LIST FOR *NEXT* YEAR?
NEXT YEAR, THEY ALL GET GIFT CERTIFICATES!
HOW WAS I TO KNOW HE WAS JEWISH???
LOLOLOL!
LOL!
GOD, THOSE REINDEER SURE LEFT A MESSY ON OUR ROOF....
WHO WANTS REINDEER BURGERS?
I'M GOING TO GO BINGE DRINKING WITH RUDOLPH, HE'S NOT THE ONLY
ONE WHO'S GONNA HAVE A RED NOSE WHEN WE'RE FINISHED!
LOL!
YEAR AFTER YEAR, I REMIND THEM... PUT THE FIRE *OUT* IN THE
FIREPLACE... *PUTS LOTION ON BUTT*
ALL THAT WORK AND ALL I GOT WAS MILK AND COOKIES! WAIT TIL NEXT
YEAR!
NEXT YEAR, I'M WEARING A UNITARD...*WIPES OFF SWEAT*
*BUZZ!* "BAD GIFTS FOR A FIRST DATE".
GEE, A BALL-AND-CHAIN. THANKS....UH, IS THIS A HINT?
A PIE FOR MY DARLING...
GLOW IN THE DARK... YEAH... REAL FUN.
CARE FOR A TWIGLET?
Heyyy!
SWEETS FOR THE SWEET... A PEARL FOR A PEARL OF A GIRL... AND
HERE'S SOME MIXED NUTS FOR... UMMMM...
CHERRY FLAVOURED CONDOMS??
OH WOW, A BASEBALL BAT... USE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, EH?
I THOUGHT WE SHOULD USE PROTECTION, SO I BROUGHT A CONDOR.
LOL!
LOL Emile!
DIRTY JOKES AND BEER... I BET YOU GOT THIS DIRECTLY OFF THE BEST
SELLER LIST.
Cluck cluck! *g*
I COULDN'T FIND ANY CONDOMS, SO HERE'S A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BALLOON...
NAKED PICTURES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE??
I PRACTICE SAFE SEX, SO HERE'S A SAFE WE CAN CRAWL IN!
PAMELA ANDERSON'S SILICONE BREASTS? AWW, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO!
LOL!
*BUZZ* "FORGOTTEN PEANUTS CHARACTERS".
I CASTRATED EVERYONE IN THIS CARTOON STRIP. NICE TO MEET YOU, I'M
SNIPPY.
I'M SNIPPY, SNOOPY'S LOVE CHILD.....
Dammit!! :)
Cluck cluck, LOL!
WOODSTOCK'S BROTHER ALTAMONT...HE STABS THE OTHER BIRDS TO DEATH!
I'M SCHRODER'S VENGEFUL LITTLE BROTHER, SALIERI.
HI, I'M THE PRIVATE DICK WHO'S A SEX MACHINE, SHAFT!
That cat Shaft is a bad mother - shut your mouth!
Can you dig it?
Heehee!
I'M AN ADULT WHO TALKS WITHOUT SAYING "WAH WAH."
* Mochrie wonders if the Peanuts teacher auditioned for the background music
for porn films...
LOL Brem!!!!
LOL!!
*BUZZ!* "DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME".
HEY HONEY, I PICKED UP THAT EARTHMOVER AT HOME DEPOT...
UNWRAP CIGAR. INSERT.
I WANT TO TRY MY INDOOR BUNGEE KIT.
HEY KIDS, ANYONE READY FOR GOING UP ON THE ROOF IN OUR NEW JEEP
CHEROKEE?
TRAMPOLINE TIME!
WAIT! DON'T JUMP INTO THE POOL IT'S!...(SPLAT!)...FEBRUARY!
IT'S KENNER'S NEW EASY-TORCH FLAMETHROWER!
YES MR. DAHMER, WE HAVE A ROOM FOR RENT...
MOMMY, MOMMY, I WANT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT CLIVE'S HEAD ON TV!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL!
*BUZZ!* "SIGNS YOU'VE GONE TO A BAD DOCTOR".
WHAT'S THIS HE'S CARVED INTO MY ABDOMEN?... OH, IT'S HIS BILL.
HI EVERYBODY!
LOL Trace! *g*
SO YOU'RE PART OF AN HMO AREN'T YOU?
MR. JONES, YOU NEED TO HAVE A HYSTERECTOMY.
LOL!
JESUS CHRIST! MY NAME'S ON ONE OF THE MORGUE DRAWERS!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIX MY COMPUTER, NICK???
LOL Jeff!
LOL, Mesk, that was mean!
WHO CALLED FOR AN EMERGENCY SISTERECTOMY?
WHY ARE YOU USING A VOODOO DOLL?
WAIT A MINUTE....DO YOU HAVE ANY FLAMINGO LEGS? ARE YOU QUALIFIED
TO PERFORM RYANECTOMIES?
LOL!
SO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, A LITTLE GIRL NEEDS AN OPERATION TO
REMOVE A PENIS... ABOUT 50% OF THE TIME????
YOU MEAN I'M IMPOTENT? ... WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING?
*BUZZ!* "LAWS THAT OUR GOVERNMENT WOULDN'T PASS".
THE CANADIAN PARLIAMENT VOTES UNANIMOUSLY ON THE "WE'RE GOING TO
WAR WITH LATVIA" BILL!
FROM NOW ON, EVERYONE LIVING IN MISSISSIPPI IS NAMED BUBBA.
That's already the law! :-0
LET'S ATTACK CANADA! THERE'S SO MUCH THERE WE NEED TO HAVE!
DRESSING LIKE TONY SLATTERY IS PUNISHABLE BY FIVE YEARS IN A
JAMAICAN PRISON!
IT HAS BEEN DECLARED, BY THE AGE OF AGE 18, ALL WOMEN MUST BE
DRAFTED INTO BRAD SHERWOOD'S ESTROGEN BRIGADE!
LOL!
Hehe!!
ALWAYS KEEP A JELLYFISH IN YOUR HANDBAG
THE FINE FOR UNPAID TICKETS IS NOW TO DO A HOEDOWN!
Methinks that law has already been passed.
ANYONE WHO SAYS "HAND" ON ABC PRIMETIME GETS THE NOBEL PRIZE!
ALL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES MUST PASS A GENERAL KNOWLEDGE TEST...
*sigh*
LOL!
*BUZZ* "LEAST POPULAR COOKING PROGRAMS".
IT'S TIME FOR "THE THREE EMACIATED WOMEN!"
AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR "THE BRITISH GOURMET."
IT'S THE INCONTINENT GOURMET!
IT'S TIME FOR "COOKING WITH COW PIES"
COOKING WITH BATS TONIGHT ON THE FOOD NETWORK *cheap shot*
THE TWIGLET COOKING HOUR!
Ew Jeff! LOL!
Ew!
YOU'RE WATCHING "MEAL IDEAS FOR MODELS."
*BUZZ* "BROADWAY MUSICALS THAT ARE DESTINED TO FLOP".
AND NOW THE SURVIVORS OF FLIGHT 452 PROUDLY PRESENT "HAVE YOUR
FRIENDS FOR A MEAL"...
HOEDOWN: THE NEVER-ENDING STORY
LOL!
LOL!
AND NOW, "A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM,
FEATURING EVAN DRUCE!"
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?: A MUSICAL ODESSEY!
JOHN SESSIONS' GREATEST HITS!
SCATS. THE JAZZ MUSICAL NOW AND FOREVER.
JOSEPH'S LESS-THAN-AVERAGE BEIGE CARDIGAN!
LOL!
LOLOLOL!
*BUZZ!* "OTHER JOHN SESSIONS SHOWS".
JOHN SESSIONS' CONFESSIONS
BOOK CHAT WITH JOHN SESSIONS AND THE PRETENTIOUS AUTHOR OF THE
WEEK.
*CLICK*
WELCOME TO JOHN'S PHONE-IN CHAT SHOW, DIAL-A-PRAT!
LOL!
THE JOHN SESSIONS SHOW: TONIGHT'S GUEST...ME!
WHO WANTS TO BE A POMPOUS GIT? THE SHOW WHERE JOHN SESSIONS ASKS
OBSCURE QUESTIONS ABOUT THINGS THAT ONLY HE UNDERSTANDS.
IT'S TIME FOR "COOKING WITH SOCKS!"
*BUZZ!* "BAD TIMING FOR LOVE MAKING". I can see where this'll
head! *sigh*
LOIS, NOT NOW, I'M TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD!...
I'D LIKE TO HONEY, BUT I CAN'T TAKE MY HANDS OFF THE STEERING
WHEEL.
NOT NOW, I'M IN CHAT!
OOPS, I'M OUTTA CONDORS. RUN DOWN TO THE METRO ZOO, WOULD YOU? ;-)
LOL!
NO HONEY, SIGNING A UN PEACE TREATY IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN
YOU...
HI... MOM...
Ew! LOL!
SWEETIE, CAN IT WAIT TILL AFTER BILL'S STATE-OF-THE-UNION ADDRESS?
NOT NOW, MONICA, I'M IN A CABINET MEETING!
LOL!
U evil person u! LOL!
CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME? IS THAT SERIOUS?
GEE OFFICER, WAS I GOING 80? I WAS SURE I WAS GOING 69!
LOL!
*buries his face in his hands*
NOT NOW, I'M WATCHING WHOSE LINE!
CAN WE WAIT TILL AFTER KWIK WITZ?
QUICK... WHILE HIS FACE IS STILL BURIED IN HIS HANDS!!!
LOLOL!
*BUZZ!* "ICE CREAM FLAVOURS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT". (Points deducted
for saying pork *g*)
WANT A LICK OF MY DREW SURPRISE?
YES!!!!! YES!!!!! OH YES!!!!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oops!
LOL Jeff!
ROTFL!!!!!
HAVE YOU TRIED THE HAM?
TWIGLET TWIST, HUH?
HEY... THIS ISN'T LEMON WITH CHOCOLATE SWIRLS...
Oh gross!
*shudder*
CORN AND CREAM, EH?
VANILLA KRAFT DINNER? I'LL HAVE A CONE, PLEASE!
IT'S OUR NEWEST FLAVO(U)R... CREAM OF BRAD
Heeheehee!
LOL! *BUZZ!* "PROGRAMS THAT WON'T BE SEEN ON ABC ANYTIME SOON".
IT'S TIME FOR... THE HAND HAND HAND HAND HAND SHOW!
WHO WANTS TO KILL MICKEY MOUSE!
THE CUTE LITTLE PUSSY!
WELCOME TO THE DO IT YOUR SELF PROGRAM, H**DS-ON.
MAD ABOUT DREW: AN EROTIC JOURNEY
LOL!
WHO WANTS TO MARRY REGIS PHILBIN!
Ick!
:oP
TWO GUYS, A GIRL, AND A PIZZA IN ME.
THE NEW SOAP OPERA, I FEEL THE LOVE I* M*.
Damn!!
LOL!
Hehe!
SABRINA, THE TEENAGE BITCH!
LOL!!!
LOL!!
WHO HANDS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!
DAWSON'S CRACK! (Oh, that's just sick!)
TGIF: THANK GOODNESS ITS FRED
IT'S TIME FOR "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS" WITH BARBARA WALTERS AND HUGH
DOWNS.
*L* Brem
There's nothing weirder than that!
20/20/69!
THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT IS COMING LIVE FROM HAWAII, WHERE ALL
OUR LOVELY LADIES ARE LEI'D!
*BUZZ!* "STRANGE THINGS THAT ARCHEAOLOGISTS HAVEN'T UNEARTHED
YET".
OH MY GOD IT'S THE REST OF CLIVE ANDERSON'S HAIR!
WHY IT'S DICK CLARK!
LOL!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!
OH MY... IT'S CHER'S ORIGINAL FACE!
AND BRITNEY SPEARS' ORIGINAL BOOBS!
IT CAN'T BE! AN UNCUT WHOSE LINE EPISODE THAT THE ABC CENSORS
HAVEN'T TOUCHED!
LOOK! BACKSTREET BOYS' TALENT!
LOLOLOL!!!!
:oP
JOHN SESSIONS' HUMOUR!
WAIT....THIS CAN'T BE JOHN SESSION'S EGO, IT'S MUCH TOO SMALL!
LOL!
JOSIE LAWRENCE'S ACTUAL HAIRCOLOUR
LOOK! CALISTA FLOCKHART'S BODY FAT!
WOW! BURGER KING'S RECIPE FOR 'THE GOOD FRENCH FRIES.'
*BUZZ!* AND ON THAT NOTE THE FINAL ONE, "STRANGE OLYMPIC EVENTS".
OH MY GOD! ITS MICHAEL JACKSON'S NOSE! Oops!!
IT'S SYNCHRONISED HUMPING THE DREW!
LOL!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
IT'S HUMPING TONY ORLANDO!
That one just has to make you lot think of humping doesn't it!?
LOL! *G*
The event lasts until Dawn... *ducks*
LOL!
* Mochrie smacks Mesk with a trout with a yellow ribbon tied around it.
AND NOW FOR OUR LAST ROUND OF SALIVA DARTS :::HOCK::: (Had to!)
AND NOW, THE BRIE EATING CONTEST. COMPETING FOR CANADA, RYAN
STILES!
LOL!
THE MOST BORING CONTESTANT ALIVE CONTEST. FIX! FIX!!!!!
UP NEXT IS JULIAN CLARY, FOR THE 100-METRE MINCE.
AND NOW, PAUL MERTON, IN THE HORSE AND VOLVO ORGY EVENT!
UP NEXT IS "BUFFING THE BOULDER!"
Mince? LOL!
That does not sound good!
*BUZZZZZZZ!* GOOD GAME GOOD GAME, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ALL EQUAL
POINTS, SO...1 EACH! :o)
God bless you!
That gets a record for longest game ever in #wliia_games!
LOL, gee thanks Ang :)
Yay! Woo!!
Call Guinness again... tell them to send more ale :-)
Buffing the boulder? :)
*g*
If ya know what I mean! ;-)
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Game: Scenes From A Hat
Players: Drewly, D_Siegel, GregP, JoeIsham, Meskimen, Mochrie
Scenes: When the points do matter, Other uses for twiglets, Lost in Yonkers,
How to ruin your day off, If Shakespeare were a woman, At the Old
Whosers home, Bad public service announcements, Greeting cards you
don't want to receive, Price Is Right games that didn't work.
OUR NEXT GAME IS CALLED SCENES FROM A HAT, WHAT WE DO IS TAKE
SUGGESTIONS AND SEE IF OUR PLAYERS CAN...DO SOMETHING WITH THEM!
LOL! FIRST ONE IS...AWW GEEZ "WHEN THE POINTS *DO* MATTER"
GIMME 1000 POINTS OR DREW GETS IT!
THE ACUPUNCTURE WON'T HURT A BIT...
LOL!
SAYS HERE DL IS A COUPLE OF POINTS AHEAD OF F****S!
SOMEONE GET DREW A CALCULATOR, QUICK!
HI, I'M MADONNA!