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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
WLIIA Chat Games
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VARIOUS FUNNY IRC MOMENTS!
(Part One)
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Sometimes the channel loses its mind collectively.......
That's for the Cambridge Footlights page.
Welcies.
LOL...welcies!
Well, you know, thankies, welcies, okies, etc etc etc.
I see-ies.
Hehe... welcies!
Hehe-ies.
Hehe.
Arghies!
Cutie :)
:-)ie
Enoughie!
Sureie.
Smirkie.
Stoppitie!
Laughie.
Yessies.
This is getting sickie!
Chuklies.
Sleepie...
This is funnyies!
That means you, Mochrie! :)
Okay...got carried away...
This is annoyingies!!
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When identity crises stike, no one is immune! Try and follow along -- if
you dare!
*** Mochrie is now known as Niall
*** Niall is now known as Mochrie
*** AshdownN is now known as StilesR
*** Izzard_ is now known as McShane
*** McShane is now known as Stiles
*** Sweeney is now known as RyanS
*** McShaneM changes topic to "Identity Crisis"
Looks like someone's getting their wish... cloned Ryans!
A room full of ryans, shudder...
Should we have a whole channel of Ryans?
Laugh me to death!
:)
*** PeterCook is now known as RStyles
*** McShaneM is now known as RyanStile
*** Mochrie is now known as Stiles2
*** RyanS is now known as Gangly
*** Stiles2 is now known as MutantDwr
Will the real Ryan Stiles please stand up...
*** MutantDwr is now known as Bobo
*** Stiles is now known as Drew
*** Drew is now known as Lewis
*** Bobo is now known as identity
*** identity is now known as Mockery
*** StilesR is now known as Producer_
THIS CHAT ROOM IS A MOCHRIE!!
*** Gangly is now known as Sweeney
*** RStyles is now known as NoName
*** Lewis is now known as Toksvig
*** Toksvig is now known as merton
*** Mockery is now known as RonWest
*** RyanStile is now known as McShaneM
*** Producer_ is now known as WilliamsD
Oh yuck! I suddenly feel so dirty!
*** merton is now known as garfunkel
*** WilliamsD is now known as LanghamC
Donna, where are you?
Yeah, she did
*** RonWest is now known as SFrost
*** NoName is now known as DJB
*** LanghamC is now known as SimpsonL
I'm Sweeney again.
*** garfunkel is now known as Garfunkel
*** SFrost is now known as JanRavens
Ack! Stop! You're giving me a headache!
*** JanRavens is now known as Mochrie
Now no one knows who I am...
Hey Kirk!
Kirk?
Kirk!
*** Garfunkel is now known as Art
*** Mochrie is now known as Merton
NOW no one knows who i am!
*** Merton is now known as JSessions
*** JSessions awaits the stoning...
*** SimpsonL is now known as Bob_Filly
Haha!
*** Bob_Filly is now known as Fillyfoo
*** JSessions is now known as BillyBoo
*** Fillyfoo is now known as PhilConno
Hmm...
*** Art is now known as BillyFoo
*** BillyBoo is now known as Bulge
*** PhilConno is now known as RedWhen
*** BillyFoo is now known as Temptingl
*** Temptingl is now known as McShane
*** Bulge is now known as Chack
*** Chack is now known as ChipEsten
*** ChipEsten is now known as Mochrie
*** RedWhen is now known as StilesR
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When the Whosers are bored, they can come up with some unusual
things....Let's take a peek...
Squeeky...
Kachink...
La la la...
Boing!
Splat!
Ker-splat! Biff!
Poof!
Yoing.
Hello Mrs. Bucksley!
BOING!!!
* PeterCook goes off to make a cup of tea.
Nananananananananana BAT MAN!!!!!!
Brmmmmm...
Boingy boingy...
Grrrrr.... grrrrr.... grrrrrr.... (not-scary monster impression)
Pfffffffffffffffft
Der na.... der na... derna derna derna derna!
A-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-ga!
Bort!
Ksshhhhhhh!
Hurk...
Nort...
Pap...
Narf!
Quap...
Hey herc, hey herc!
* PeterCook clears his throat...
Ploobadoof!
Oh, this is priceless! This is going up on my page!
Who wants a cup of coffee or tea? Something stronger?
Tea for mea!
Earl Grey please!
Milk? Sugar?
Both please.
Rrrrrrrrrah! Rrrrah! Kkkh...Ow ow ow ow!
Ortnoy!
Wendt!
Bluppo?
Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla-walla bing bang...
Wing-wang...
Moo?
Shimmy shimmy...
Cocoa pops!
LOL
Mmmmmmbop....
No more!
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Sometimes, the chat board is possessed by the Spice Girls...and all sorts
of mayhem follows! Try and follow along...and "spice" up your life!
*** She-Ryan is now known as RyanSpice
*** Mochrie is now known as MochSpice
*** EstenC is now known as EstenSpic
*** McShaneM is now known as McSpice
*** Izzard is now known as UglySpice
*** EstenSpic is now known as ChipSpice
*** RyanSpice is now known as TallSpice
*** UglySpice is now known as NoTalentS
*** PeterCook is now known as Old_Spice
*** MochSpice is now known as HDSpice
*** NoTalentS is now known as HeroinSpi
*** TallSpice is now known as SillySpic
*** PMerton is now known as ImperialS
*** McSpice is now known as _SpiceRac
*** HDSpice is now known as ColSpice
*** SillySpic is now known as HoboSpice
*** HeroinSpi is now known as BortSpice
*** HoboSpice is now known as AllSpice
*** ColSpice is now known as Nutmeg
*** ImperialS is now known as Tashspice
*** _SpiceRac is now known as TallSpice
*** AllSpice is now known as Salt
*** Salt is now known as SaltySpic
*** Tashspice is now known as SpicnSpan
*** SaltySpic is now known as SpiceHo
*** TallSpice is now known as saltnpepa
*** Nutmeg is now known as SugarNSpc
*** Old_Spice changes topic to "We're spicing up the evening!"
*** SugarNSpc is now known as Spice_Guy
*** SpiceHo is now known as PregnantS
Heeeeeeeee! :-)
*** PregnantS is now known as EasySpice
*** Spice_Guy is now known as Spiceless
*** Spiceless is now known as SpicesNic
*** SpicesNic is now known as Wingwang
*** EasySpice is now known as SugarNSpi
*** BortSpice is now known as Izzard
*** Wingwang is now known as IzzSpice
*** IzzSpice is now known as Mochrie
*** saltnpepa is now known as McSpice
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Sometimes the chat board gets downright "fishy"! See for yourself!
*** Shell is now known as Asleep
Not again! :-)
WAKE UP MICHELLE!!!!!
Zzzzzzzzzzzz...
MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone got a fish on them?
* Mochrie smacks Shell with a loarge trout.
* DFW slaps Asleep around a bit with a large trout
Loarge?
Large, are you happy?!
It's bigger than large.....it's loarge!
LOL
* Asleep slaps Mochrie and Donna with a trout abuse charge
Augh! :-)
LOL
Hehe!
I'll deny it...
So will I, there's no such thing as a loarge trout!
LOL
It looks like a game of Courtroom has broken out!
It's a new species of trout.
*** CliveMode changes topic to "Trout, trout and yet more trout!"
If in trout, go for a fish joke!
Large and Loarge Trout for sale, $1.99 / lb...
Dean, did you say that just for the halibut?
That was a fishy comment Dean!
Don't get a pun contest going again!
I've no fish to bother you further, I'll let myself trout!
O, I love a good pun, or a bad one!
Dean's puns are a pain in the Bass!
You mean there's such thing as a *good* pun?
Let me play a tuna at the paella, then we can have a whale of
a time!
Let's FINish the puns!
Puns make my head swim!
That pun tips the SCALES of lameness!
What's the porpoise of this anarchy!
It's knocked me off me Perch...
But with a twist....
Twist?
Of lemming?
How's Erin?
Floundering around?
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Is there a doctor in the house? Well, there certainly were on April Fool's
Day 1998...let's take a look...
*** DrNick (newman@ott-pm7-18.comnet.ca) has joined #wliia
"Hello everybody!"
*** Merts changes topic to 'Five Alive'
*** longmuir is now known as DrMark
hi!
Hey Doc
*** Mochrie is now known as DrEmile
heehee
Um... Simpsons?
The three doctors...
*** Gregario is now known as DrGreg
Hi DrNick!
Dr Nick Riviera! Wow!
My friend Etta tells me that DrStone has a nice ring to it...
so...
*** Merts is now known as DrStone
I'm running out of patients... :-)
*** DrStone is now known as DrMario
*** DrMark is now known as DrZaius
How do you feel being the only woman on the panel tonight, Tash?
Oh it's a real pleasure... :)
*** DrEmile is now known as DrMochter
I'm in a great mood for the weirdest of reasons
BTW, Nat says that she would love it if people were here when
she gets on in about 2 hours or so
*** DrZaius is now known as DoctorWho
*** DrMario is now known as DrDr
Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius, o o o Dr. Zaius
Well, it'll be too late for me, unfortunately...It'd be past
midnight, and I have classes tomorrow.
What's the reason?
Can I play the piano anymore?
*** DrMochter is now known as DrNurse
Dr Dr, give me the news...
Yes of course you can...
... well I coulnd't before
*** DrNurse is now known as DrMom
*** DrDr is now known as DrGumby
Yesss........?
because I just got through 2 solid hours of work at home...
I love coding at home, I get alot more done
Wow, that's half as much work as I've done all week
*** DoctorWho is now known as DrPepper
damn...I love DP
*** DrMom is now known as DrRoberts
I can't stand it.
shoulda thought of it
Obviously you guys are in a strange mood too
(beatles song)
* DrGumby is very bored tonight
Just no-one go Kavorkien (or whatever his name is)
Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
GET BETTER BRAIN! GET BETTER BRAIN! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!
You get Dr Pepper in Australia?
*** DrPepper is now known as DrPhil
So what WERE you guys talking about?
Yep, it's not that popular though.
*** DrGumby is now known as PhD
Tash: got MAME working yet?
It's a Texas drink :)
no, let me find that error message
*** DrRoberts is now known as Doctorate
*** DrPhil is now known as TheDoc
*** Doctorate is now known as DocDwarf
You guys must be bored
coprocessor not available at eip968=0012d
*** DocDwarf is now known as Doc-Is-In
That's what it keeps saying
You don't have a math co-processor?
I have no idea
That would be a problem
*** Doc-Is-In is now known as Pier1
*** TheDoc is now known as Dockalon5
*** PhD is now known as MA
Get it Doc -- Dock -- Pier?
You may be able to run another emulator called Sparcade, though
I haven't tried it myself.
Doc doc goose!
*** Dockalon5 is now known as DocWars
*** Pier1 is now known as DoxPops
How could I find out if I had a math co-processor?
I'm not sure
I thought all 486s had them, but the error message you got
sounds like you don't
*** DocWars is now known as DockingBa
*** DoxPops is now known as DocOfTheB
*** MA is now known as DaffyDock
Rob!
I see it's another one of those nights
Hey Rob
*** DrGreg is now known as DoctorPep
Drn tooting!
Howdy floks
*** DockingBa is now known as DocEwment
hi
folks
flocks?
hmm...
Hey Rob
*** DocOfTheB is now known as DocQMent
bloody keyboard
hey Mark
oops, rob
Oh, Rob! Have you received my video? I sent it last Monday...
:)
Funky nicknames happening here
*** DaffyDock is now known as DocMartin
We've gone through most of the obvious ones...
(the other one was taken!)
*** DocQMent is now known as DrBob
*** DrBob is now known as DrQuack
I think I started it when I chose a new nickname
I think so. I got a noticee in the mail the other day but
haven't had time to pick it up
Ah, so.
*** DocMartin is now known as DocDwarf
I Did that one!!
I predict that Shell will be coming on soon
*** DocEwment is now known as DocKedPay
*** DocKedPay is now known as SpinDr
*** DrQuack is now known as DiscoDoc
*** DocDwarf is now known as Sphincdr
*** DoctorPep is now known as Gregario
*** SpinDr is now known as HowardDoc
Guess who we are, Rob!
You people are making my brain hurt!!!!!
Without WHOISing!!
Sorry Emile, I already Whois-ed
*** HowardDoc is now known as DocMan
*** Sphincdr is now known as Docaholic
*** DocMan is now known as DrThompso
I was right! :)
Shell!
Hey Shell!
*** DrThompso is now known as DrSpike
hi!
*** Docaholic is psychick
*** Docaholic is psychic rather
*** DiscoDoc is now known as MushyPear
As Betty might say, "pizzchick?"
*** Docaholic is now known as FuzzyNave
*** DrSpike is now known as PushyMayo
*** FuzzyNave is now known as FzzyNavel
*** PushyMayo is now known as PushMayr
*** PushMayr is now known as PushyMare
*** FzzyNavel is now known as Pnacolada
*** Pnacolada changes topic to 'Lucky 7'
*** Pnacolada is now known as Fenster
*** PushyMare is now known as Spiiiike
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And now, the Whosers discuss their favourite WLiiA Essences...
The natural "Spice People!"
I am Colin after all! Or at least possessed by his essence...
"Essence of Mochrie". Next year's big seller!
LOL!
LOL..hee hee!
"I always bathe using 'Essence of Mochrie'. Removes unwanted hair
in a snap! Warning: may cause fainting"
LOL!
LOL!
LOL!!!!
Hehe!
"Essence of Mochrie" -- A little dab behind the ears, and you
smell just like a dinosaur! Use as directed -- WARNING: May
cause some side effects such as baldness, loss of singing
ability, fainting spells, angry outbursts, and saying "Really
really really..." a lot.
"Not to mention, speaking in tongues"
LOL!
I'd like to bathe with Brad's Essence......
*** Wiseman is now known as _Daniel_
"Ooh, where can I get my Essence of Mochrie?"
On the shelf next to Essence of Clive
Aah....
<_Daniel_> The Essence of Mochrie has left me... :(
LOL!
<_Daniel_> ROTFL!
I'd like Brad to speak in my..................never mind......
"Essence of Sessions" -- smarminess and pomposity under glass.
Whooooaaaa! LOL!!
* Cilantro is cracking herself up, though no one else it seems!
Hell, i'm laughing!
Ooh! Speaking of John, the pilot was on today. *shudder*
"Essence of McShane" -- an aromatic blend of sweat and male
hormones...may cause you to kiss men unpredictably...
LOL!
<_Daniel_> "Essence of Proops" -- makes you fashion trendy and gives you the
ability to instinctively insult bald men. Warning: you may lose
your ability to rhyme with "luck".
LOL!!!!
*** Paprika is now known as Mochrie
Essence of Brad: it will make tall blonde woman think you are a
Hot Studmuffin, while everyone else debates over your sexual
preferences....
Ash....whoo hoo, get me some! LOL!
LOL!!
"Essence Of Fry" -- gives one the ability to speak normally in
raps.
"Essence of Stiles"--gives one the ability to consume any
substance, edible or not"
"Essence of Lawrence" -- gives you extraordinary singing ability
on short notice. Caution: May cause alphabetic amnesia.
<_Daniel_> "Essence of Toksvig" -- America's #1 Growth Reverser.
Essence of Stiles: Makes you vertically enhanced, horizontally
challenged and a habitual penis mentioner...
"And computer illiterate!"
"Essence of Durst" -- makes one blind to the wardrobe mistresses.
LOL!
*** Cilantro is now known as BradIsHot
*** RUSH2112 changes topic to '"The many Essences of Whose Line."'
<_Daniel_> Essence of Patterson: Do you want to be hated by celebrities?
This is for you!
LOL!!!!
Essence of Hahn : Used to be sold regularly, but hasn't been seen
for years.
"Essence of Drew"--causes one to seek approval constantly and
tell "dick jokes" incessantly"
<_Daniel_> Essence of Stiles and Mochrie -- a combination blend that will
make you want to read credits repeatedly...
Essence of Slattery...smut in a bottle.