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                           WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
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                          VARIOUS FUNNY IRC MOMENTS!
                                  (Part Two)
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And now, a brief history of *LAMB MEAL*!!!!

      LAMB MEAL!
     LAMB MEAL!
      LAMB MEAL!

      I want to mix peach stuff with LAMB MEAL. Make a new drink,
            PEACH MEAL!
 Brooke!!! Peach meal YAY!!
    *LOL* Peach meal sounds good! :)

* EmileJ begs to ask the question: What is this LAMB MEAL thing you guys
  keep mentioning?

      It's a commercial on TCN, for dog food.
 LAMB MEAL ROCKS!!
   LAMB MEAL, that's the main ingredient in twiglets.
      That contains chicken, LAMB MEAL, and dried whole eggs.
    Guess I should have guessed as much.
   No Hugh Laurie Rocks!
   Hehehehehe
    Oh yeah! The one with the animated dogs?
      YES!
 HUGH LAURIE EATING LAMB MEAL ROCKS!!

* EmileJ is now fully aware!

      The voice over guy says LAMB MEAL like a man undergoing torture!
   
      HUGH LAURIE MEAL

   Brooke, you are so funny!
      I'm just high on the lamb meal! Normally i'm dull as dried whole
            eggs!
   HUGH LAURIE MEALS... NOW 2,95$ AT ROTISSERIE ST. HUBERT.
   Hugh Laurie in Cleveland eating Lamb meal!
    Brooke? Dull? As if *L*
  Hehe Jess!

      Hey joe you've been quiet!
 Leave him he's eating his lamb meal....
   Would you like some water with your lamb meal?
  Yeah, with my hands full of LAMB MEAL it's hard to type.

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      LORI MEAL!
    VELVEETA MEAL!! And I'm E-MEAL!

* Bremner is BREMMEAL

     BTW Brooke, I finally saw it!
    Saw what Lori?
 Saw what?
     The commercial with LAMB MEAL
    I see that commercial all the time!

      Ahh! A TV ad for i still know what you did!!
   I still know what you did... but before you kill Jennifer Love
            Hewitt she's mine!
 Brooke - nobody knows what YOU did last summer.....
    That is, nobody WANTS to know =o)
      So true! I'd scare you all, and probably turn Emile's hair white!
   Does it involve Lamb Meal and a bus driver?

     Hehe!
   LOL! 
    LOL!
    LOL!

    Lamb Meal!!!

* EmileJ uses Lamb Meal every day, and his hair still looks great! And NO
  BRIDGE HEAD!

     Bridge head?
    LOL!
   LOL Emile!
    Lori: The F&TS where Josie and Ryan were on a gondola.
     Oh yeah!
    My hair is as flat as John Sessions' humour =o)
   My hair never stays wet...

     I'm eating everything in my reach
 KEEP LORI AWAY FROM THE LAMB MEAL!!
   What is lamb meal??

     LOL!!
      *cackles* :)
   Nick: never mind the Lamb Meal!
 na na Nick! ;P
   Tell me!!
     Brooke should explain the Lamb Meal
 We just wanna know what you did last summer
   I'm not sensitive like Emile :-)
   AAACK!!! Back to land-meal!!!
      Lamb meal is a line from an often scene commercial on TCN: The
            line is voiced over in a very odd, memorable manner
     LAMB MEAL!
   For what?
      Dog food!
   A very pained LAMB MEAL! Maybe it was originally Ham Meal! Just a
            guess!
      Like the original line was "lamb meat", but legally they can't
            call it that!
     You noticed it too, Emile?
   I'd hate to know what 'meal' is!
   Heh!

* Adia has dual-cyclonic action!

    *LOL* Brooke!

      You know, for people who have never met me, I do in fact speak a
            special code, based only on inside jokes :) Usually i logon, say
            "lamb meal" and go afk for an hour! Am i right, or am i right?
    Brooke, yes, but Lamb meal is funny!!

      "It's like a tornado in my vacuum"
    Adia: That cyclonic-action vacuum thingy commercial again?
    *L* I've seen that commercial too many times...
     "It's like Lamb Meal in my vaccuum"

* Adia rofls!! LORI!!

    *LOL* Lamb meal in your vaccuum? Wouldn't that be messy? :)
     Indeed it would! :)
      Wait wait.. one more
   Would ewe stop that!!
    LAMB MEAL!!!!
     I hope some day I understand the meaning of lamb meal!!
      It's like lamb meal in my vaccuum, and it even takes the fuzz
            off this peach!!

* Dr_Nick still wants to know what meal is

     ROTFL!
     Tash, it's from a dog food ad!
    Oh yes! The fuzz off a peach, and with no pain!
    It's time for the "LAMB MEAL" show, with the LAMB MEAL singers,
            and LAMB MEAL dancers. Brought to you by LAMB MEAL!
     Okay....
     Actaully, Tash, you have it, too, since its on the tape I made
            you!
     I do?
     Tash: yes, it's on the WL tapes!
     I must have fast forwarded right over it :)
     It's animated....go back and find it, it's funny:)
    Yep, and then you can join the people who yell "LAMB MEAL" :)
      Lamb meal!
    And you can slice and dice the lamb meal, and the peach without
            the fuzz, with the new ginzu chopper! :)

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An evening of fun and gender-swapping...whoops, maybe I said too much....

* Joanne is hoping another woman will show up...very soon!
* Tim is now known as Mrs_Tim.

   There you go Joanne
    Thanks Tim, I knew I could count on you! LOL! I'm hanging out
            with Mrs. Tim!
   Why Joanne?
    Because there's too much testosterone in here, Nick!  I'm
            terrified.
   Cool. Like my nails?

* Dean is now known as Betty.
* Dr_Nick is now known as Dr_Nicole.

    ROFL Dean and Nick!

* Skippy is now known as Skipette.

    ROFL!
   You go girl!
 Swoon swoon swoon!
    Geez.

* Dr_Nicole broke a nail typing.

   ROFL!!!!

     Oh nicky dear have you got any photos of (swoon) Colin?
  BRAD IS HOT!
 Oh yes, I have a picture right on my night table!
   Colin is you Bitch!
     Colin is a stud-twiglet
 Oh I know, Betty... did you check out his butt?
    Nick and Dean...you guys are TOO MUCH!

* Emile23 is now known as Veronica.
* JoeIsham is now known as Leslie.
* Dr_Nicole starts to sob uncontrollably.

   LOL!!
    Oh, this is so much more friendly now! :)
 Welcome, sister!
    ROFL!
   ROFL!!

* Veronica digs in his closet and pulls out the silky black number and high
  heels!

  Oops...her!
    I hate to tell you guys this...but I'm more scared than I was
            before you, um, cross-dressed!
    Damn, Veronica, you're wearing *my* outfit...
   Not that same old tired outfit!

    LOL Emile!
     His closet... :)
    Haha Joanne!
    :)
     LOL!

 I'm sorry, I'm depressed -- I'm just getting over my rotten, no
            good, cheating dog of a boyfriend... and I need a hug!
    I'm kidding, of course.  I never wear clothes on IRC!

* Veronica digs in *her* closet and pulls out the satin lacy peach ensemble.

    You guys really don't like us much, do you? LOL!

* Betty is now known as Real-Man

    Wooohoooo, Real Man!
   GROUP HUG!!!!

* Leslie hugs Dr_Nicole.
* Veronica is crazy tonight! :)

 Thanks.
    <--not getting NEAR this weird group hug deal!
  Ooooh, Betty....

* Skipette is now known as Skippy.
* Real-Man spits on the ground, then curses...

    Does this make my butt look big?
  Sessions!

    LOL!

* Mrs_Tim is now known as bartender.

 Orders for virtual drinks anyone?
  I hate wearing vertical stripes!
    Ok, everyone hug, but do it safely. Guys, you have to be facing
            each other...

    ROFL!

* Joanne is in the corner as far away as she can get!
* Veronica is now known as Emile23.
* Leslie is now known as JoeIsham.

  Anyone going to the football?
 I'll have a Shirley Temple!
    You guys are a riot! :)
    I think something with a parasol is in order...
   We aim to please!
  Yeah I'll have a dozen beers.. for the next half hour!

 LOL Nick!
    Nick! ROFL! LOL!

* Emile23 is now known as Veronica.
* Real-Man scratches his groin, and belches.

    I'll have a Leslie Nielsen.
 Yeah, something pink with lots of fruit!

    ROFL!

 Coming right up, and something frilly for the ladies?
  I'm off to bed, everyone... Goodnight, ladies!
    Like a Dame Edna?
    OK, I'll bite... what's a Leslie Nielsen?
  "Do you think he saw us together when he went to get those mai
            tais for us?"
    No idea... if it was a joke I'd have said "I'll have a wormdo".

* Skippy changes topic to 'The Enebriated Eight'.

  "What's a wormdo?" "Oh, it wriggles on the ground like this!"
    Hehehehehe... except that's Inebriated!

    LOL!
 Hehehe!

* Skippy changes topic to 'The Emasculated Eight'.
* Veronica is now known as The.
* The is now known as Emile.

  Good nick Emile!

* Real-Man is now known as it.
* bartender is now known as NickFaldo.
* Emile changes topic to 'The Eneb....the Innneb....uh, the Drunk Eight'.

    That topic...LOL!
 Oh no!  There's a run in my stocking... geez, and I just bought
            these too!
     Poor Nicole! :)

* DavidB refrains from calling her Emily... Bye now...

    LOL!
     B'Bye!
    Oh... no, thought you were leaving, never mind!
    Who is leaving? LOL!
     Bye David...*HER*?!?! :)
 With him?

    LOL!

    Nobody's leaving (unless I get kicked for that last smart-ass
            comment!)
 You feel better Joanne?
    Nick:  Please change.  Please. *g*
 Heh heh! I don't have the money for the operation!

    LOL!
 LOL!

* Emile is now known as WormDo.
* Dr_Nicole is now known as Dr_Nick.
* it hands nick $12, don't spend it all at once.

 LOL! Thank you!

* WormDo is now known as EmileJ
* NickFaldo is now known as Tim
* Dr_Nick would say he just got an instant IQ boost, but Joanne probably
  wouldn't like that.

    Nick. :-P
    How's that old joke go?  "What's a Greek urn?"  "About $3 an
            hour..."
    Dean! You're it!!
        Yep! :)

    LOL Emile!
       LOL!
    You guys don't like us much, do you?  :)
    We are strange tonight!!!!

* EmileJ's brain is mush tonight. He spent all day playing Zelda 64.

       Must be the air!
   I thought that was a good simulation!

* Joanne got the inside scoop on the truth.

       Like who Joanne?
    Women, Tim! :) Dean...you're still it? Tag someone! (Like Nick!)
       Joanne, we like women!

    LOL!

        Love em!
       Can't get enough of them!
    "Oh, I broke a nail.  Oh, he's hot.  I like his butt." Yeah.
            Sure.
   "Women, can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts."

       Hehehe!
    Nick!
    (as Homer) "Mmmmmmmm... beer nuts...."
    "Life's a bitch and then you marry one..."
    Ouch.
    Hey!!!
       Not true!
   You know the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
    ::sigh::
   Beer nuts cost $2.99, and deer nuts are under a buck!

    Hahahahahaha!
    Ewwwwwwww Nick!!
       Ooooooooo bad one Nick!
    Saucy!
   Heh heh! Thank you, thank you!

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To celebrate the Drew Carey Show's "Spot The Mistake" episode, the Whosers
present "Spot The Mistake in #WLIIA"...

        The show was not followed by DL. That's a mistake.
        We're in the middle of a huge lull. Mistake...
 Hmmm....
  Ah...
  LOL!

        Emile is not generally known as RollerMan. There's a mistake...
        The tpoic says "Insert topic here". Mistake.
        I misspelled "topic". Another mistake
 LOL! LOP!
 I misspelled LOL!
        Mistake!!!
        Sharilyn was licking me.... BIG mistake...
  You were very tasty!
        Her taste buds are gone...Another mistake!
 Licking? I don't even wanna noe!
 Misspelled! MISTAKE!

* jk blue slimes RollerMan!
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 We
 never mind...
 I didn't finish a sentence! MISTAKE!
 Brooke!!
        Hi Donna!
    Hiya!
 You thought Brooke is Donna! MISTAKE!!!

* jk slaps Brooke around a bit with a large trout.
* Brooke bitch slaps jk.. no fish near me!
* Sharilyn changes topic to 'Find 50 mistakes in this chat room for the
  chance to bowl with Jeff.'

        I slapped Brooke instead of opping her... MISTAKE!
 LOL!
    How are we all? anyting new and exciting?

* jk slaps Sharilyn around a bit with a small trout.
* JoeIsham is always new and exciting! :)

    Of course you are Joe! :)
 Small trout! MISTAKE!
 Joe is never new and exciting! MISTAKE! (Just kidding!)
        "JoeIsham is always new and exciting"... MISTAKE!!!
     You beat me to it, Emile! LOL!

  Haha! :)

    Emile's name is making reference to a character in a movie about
            porn...mistake!
  There's no LAMB MEAL in the room! Mistake!
    Nick is afk cuz he's trying to find bremners home address to
            send a gift.. mistake!
        That's not a mistake! :)
        LOLL Brooke!
 Brooke: No! I'm Rollerman because I just purchased Rollercoaster
            Tycoon (new cool comp. game)
 Misspelled LOL! MISTAKE!
        Emile had money to purchase a game! MISTAKE!
     lool!

* RollerMan slaps jk around a bit with a large haddock.

     I mispelled lol! MISTAKE!
        Only Sam slaps with haddock. Mistake!
 Dave misspelled misspelled! MISTAKE!
     lol

* jk sets mode: -o jk

 MMMm, haddock!
     I like this game!
 You deopped yourself jk, MISTAKE!
 This might be good for a funny moment :)
    But it might not! Hey, lamb meal commercial is on!
 MISTAKE! It will!
        Are you logging this, Emile?
 I always do :)
        HUGE mistake...But at least I can post it on my website right
            away!
    I haven't spoken for the last 10 minutes... MISTAKE...
 Mistake! More like 15!

     LOL!

    What are we up to?
    Something sad and pathetic.. not a mistake! normal! :)
    (I meant as in mistake count...)
 See topic! :)
    (Misinterpretation... MISTAKE!)
     We're pointinkg out all the mistakes in the chat.
    I'm back.

* Dr_BRB is now known as Dr_Nick

        You guys ALL missed the mistake about my website which is in
            limbo! That's SEVEN mistakes!
  This is a DELIFERATE, MISTALE!
     I misspelled pointing, MISTAKE!
        Nick came back. MISTAKE!

* jk is now known as jk_away

   Have we got 50 yet? Is anyone doing a mistake count?
 Nope. :)
    Misteak!
   Misspelled Mistake! MISTAKE!

* jk_away is now known as jk_AWAY

   I said, is anyone doing a mistake count?
  I'm not!
 MMMM, steak!
    I am! No i'm not! mistake!
 LOL! rufjksdafa;t;lk a;psdaitukjgkas ;asdtiukjksa
 Speaking in Gibberish! MISTAKE!!
   Doesn't anyone wonder why I'm still talking while I'm supposed
            to be AWAY?
    C'est un mistake!
 You're away and speaking! MISTAKE!!
 Bad use of French! Mistake!! (Mixing languages I mean!)

* JoeIsham is now known as jOEiSHAM

   And then I pointed it out! MIstake!
 Mixed caps in your nick! MISTAKE!
    Hey, it might just be Franglais...? :)
     We're up to 40 mistakes!
   And the nine of you all missed it the first time! That's nine
            more mistakes!
     49!
   Ah, you think I'm counting these?  That's a mistake!
     50! I win!
    Mistake!
   No, you don't. Another mistake!
     I actully want to win, BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!

    Can we stop now?
   That should be, "May we stop now?" Grammar mistake!
    No, can we stop now is equally acceptable in that context.
     51!
    But you can count your little grammar tyrad as a mistake.
        Then I made a mistake!
    Tyrade... mistake!
     52!
    OK.. i'm gonna go.. can someone AIM me when this stops? :)
   If this gag were a cow, it wouldn't be able to give milk for the
            next week :-)
        We're annoying Brooke... that could be the biggest mistake of
            all!
     100!

    Ooh, she'll run off with all your convention money now! :)
 GACK!
        I vote for a stop. :)
   I second that!
    New topic!
    If food were contestants, who would be eggplant? (Please don't
            answer that by the way!)
 Ron West. Hard to swallow.

* RollerMan changes topic to 'Fined 100 missed steaks in this chart room for
  the chance to brawl with Jeff.'

   If Windows98 crashes, and everyone had the sense to be running
            non-Microsoft operating systems, would it make a sound?

* jk changes topic to 'This is a mistake-free chatt room'

  Did I miss something new and exciting?
    Nope. :)
        Except for Joe.
    We're still losing our minds, as usual.

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The Whosers share an evening of fun, excitement, Monty Python, Freudian
slips and cross-dressing....

  Aww.....kitty in lap. :)
       Soon followed by hair in lap. :)
  That's normal though. :) THE LIMBERJACK SONG!!
   Limberjack?
  Oops...Lumberjack!
      A lumber jack in good shape?
          
   LOL!
     Limberjack...ROFL! Sounds like a few dates i've had.

* MrsTony is the Queen of the Freudian Slips.

      ROFL!
          
   Or is that a new hybrid of Limburger and Monterey Jack cheese?
          
      LOL!
  Ewwww! Emile, you are so gross!
   I know! :)

  NO more watching the world lumberjack championships on TV
      I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok.......
 :o)
  Rob, No!!!!!!!
   I'm a limberjack and I'm okay....I cut down trees, I work out on
           "Buns of Steel".....
      Just like my dear papar!!!!
  Yours Sincerely, Brigadier Sir Arthur Charles Strong (Mrs)
 :o)
      LOL!!! I love Python! :)

* MrsTony feels like banging herself on the head with blunt instruments
  whilst crooning.
* MrsHugh thinks Rob and Tim have been watching too much MP!

      LOL!
      No such thing Molly :)
  "Only make believe I love you..."  

* MrsTony is now known as KennyLust
* Rob wonders if now would be a good time to do the fish slapping dance
  with Sam.....

 I'd like to you welcoem you all to the refreshment room here in
            Bletchley!
    Get better brain! Get netter brain! Oops.
      Goodness, how often do we have so many males on?
   Oh my Brain hurts!

* EmileJ is now known as Veronica.
* Tim is now known as Tina.
* Rob is now known as Ellen.
* jk is now known as Jennifer.

 EEK! Oh no!

* Veronica gets out his black silky number.
* Jennifer didn't have to change clothes...

  Oops. Her! Same problem!
  :o)
      Damn heels!
     These panties keep riding up! I HATE that!!
  Heel, toe, heel, toe.....

      LOL!

  Where's my lip gloss?
 Is it white lip gloss?
  Naturally!
   Eek, identity crisis with the guys!

  LOL!
      Eek!

 YOU'RE THE CREATURE FROM ESSEX!
     It's the leg waxing I can't handle....
  Hey Tina, can I borrow your eye-liner?
 Look out, Steve!
       Oh, you people scare me sometimes....
      Why when all the guys get toghether on chat do we dress in
            drag. I'm worried ...and I have a run in my nylons!
  Oh! I sympathize!

* MrsHugh is scared too.
* MrsHugh runs off.

   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
     I wonder where queen Roy is?
  I don't know.
     I hear his parties are divine! :)

  LOL!

* ILuvTony thinks this is priceless to watch. :o)
* Tina is now known as RuPaul.

   Girls, I mean the real girls let's become guys!
  Oh yes! I was at his the other day.

   Hehehehe!

     I love the Vomit Fountain of Beer myself.
  A classic.

* Jennifer is now known as jk.
* Veronica does her hair.
* KennyLust is now known as Bevis.

  What about the naked men on trapeze? LOL!
     Or Nicholas Parsons covered with cheddar cheese?

* Ellen can't take this damned leg waxing anymore.
* Ellen is now known as Rob.
* Veronica is now known as EmileJ.
* RuPaul is now known as Tim.

    Well, that was fun. Albeit a little disturbing! :)
   Eek, don't do that again, you guys scared me!

* Bevis is now known as MrsTony.

   Bevis, where's Butt-head?
   It's Bevis as in "Oh Bevis, I thought you were so rugged!" Not
            Beavis as in "heh-heh..Richard Vranch has got a big organ!"

       LOL! Sam!!!
    LOL!!

* miss2lips (green_17@slip-32-100-191-242.ca.us.ibm.net) has joined #wliia

   JULIE!!
       Jules!
 Hi!
 Monty Python riles!
   Riles?
 And rules, too! :-)

* miss2lips can't spell.

       Tony M. Nyphot's Flying Riscuu!
       S'ok it keeps us all limber, jack...
    Si, si, tahts si crreoct!

* MrsTony glares at Tim..and gives him a big hug!
* Rob high fives Emile! :)
* EmileJ returns the high five!

   Ta the nemmot, I'm wroking on "The Mating of the Wersh"
       Nay, by Malliwi Rapeshiek!
    Be ot ro bot ne ot, tath is the nestquoi!

* Rob LOVES the anagram episode! :)

   Ring Kichard the Thrid...a shroe, a shroe, my dingkome for a
            shroe!
       LOL!
 But that's not an anagram, it's a spoonerism!
    If you're gonna split hairs, i'm gonna piss off! ;-)
       Lets all put our money in a chemrant knebt then go to the mary
            recruitment centre!

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Come along and join the Whoser's beach party!

* Topic is 'It's a beach party!!!!'
* Set by Joanne on Sun Jan 17 1999 21:36:37

    Hi Emile! join the party!
     Hi Emile!
    Evening fellow beachers! ;-)

* Joanne gives Nick some ice cream to keep him busy while we bury him.
* MrsHugh throws sand at Nick.
* EmileJ changes into his swimming trunks.
* Joanne drapes a starfish artfully over Nick's head.

    Sam..Emile needs a beachy drink! Emile...you were supposed to
            change inside! ;)
     You bartending, Sam? Can I have a drink with a little umbrella
            in it?
    I didn't change in public!!! :)
    Me too, Sam!
   I want a non alcoholic drink with an umbrella!
    I'll have what she's having.

* Broth_Sam hands out drinks with umbrella to all who wants them....a
  non-alcoholic for Molly.
* MrsHugh takes the starfish off and puts a crab, which pinches Nick in
  the nose.
* LoriV takes a picture.

     Everybody say "Velveeta"!
    Velveeta! 
    Sorry, I was so busy burying Nick in the sand I forgot! :)
            OK...pinata time!
     Woohoo!
    Yaaay...

* MrsHugh sticks Nick on top of a pole.

   Okay girls!
    Molly! LOL! Nick is a pinata???
   Nick's is our pinata!
     LOL!
   Oh my god!
     What's he filled with?
   Candy!
   This is too bizarre :-)
    This is geting too wierd!

* Joanne is laughing her head off.
* Broth_Sam returns to her hammock to sway quietly in the island breezes.
* EmileJ wouldn't mind a peanut colada! ;-)

    Moll...I don't want to smack him :) 
     Ummm, beach volleyball, anyone?
    Well...maybe with a trout. :)
    I was about to ask that Lori!
    Woohooo, volleyball!

* LoriV sets up the net.
* EmileJ is horrid at volleyball, beach or otherwise.
* MrsHugh unties Nick and helps him down the pole.
* Joanne spikes the ball and breaks her ankle.

    Ouchie!
     Oh no!
    I'm about as good at vollyball as a bag of wet mice!
    LOL!
 Here, let me help you to a hammock!
    Poor joanne :)
    Oh, my old bones just can't take it!

* LoriV hastily sets Jo's ankle.
* MrsHugh picks up the ball and spikes it and it hits Brad.
* EmileJ wraps Joanne's ankle...

    LOL! Geez. Don't tell me I have to do CPR again!  The
            things I've gotta do....
   No he's okay. He just got up.

* MrsHugh throws water at Sam.

   Man I'm a brat tonight!
 Oh, you're gonna get it now!

* LoriV starts the BBQ with that "Hey You Down There" music in the
  background.
* Broth_Sam rounds up all the crabs on the beach and sets them loose on
  Molly.

    Oh Sam, have a heart! :)
    LOL!
   EEK!!!!
 GO! Go! Go my little crabby friends!

* EmileJ takes the crabs, and plunges them into boiling water and voila!
  Dinner is served!
* Joanne unpacks the bottomless pickanick basket!
* Broth_Sam dries off and returns to her hammock!

     LOL! He's not a muppet!!
    I love it when you guys get my jokes, lame though they are :)
    Hey hey hey Boo-boo. Stay-a-h-a-way from my pick-a-nick basket,
            ya hey!
 Lori, do you need a goat scraper?
     Thanks, Sam!
    LOL!

* EmileJ twists, and throws out his hip.
* Joanne dances like a frightened chicken.
* EmileJ is now in traction.
* MrsHugh does the funky chicken.
* LoriV dances like the people in the "News Flash" film.
* EmileJ puts on a pair of googly-eye glasses...
* MrsHugh sets her hair like Annette's.

    Oops, sorry, I keep stepping on your feet! Sorry!
 Which one Lori?
     Where Colin's out in the field
    Hey, who brought this wimpy American beer?????
 Good...as long as it's not Rory's News Flash!

* MrsHugh sprays tons of hairspray and coughs.

    Hi I'm Frankie, that's a net!
     It's a real beach!
     Emile!

* MrsHugh is now known as Gidget

 Two thongs don't make a tight!
    Nick! Party pooper! lol
    Jo! Don't blame me! Blame Chip Esten and Archie Hahn!

* EmileJ starts humming "Son of a beach".
* EmileJ is now known as Frankie

    Howdy there peeps! Where's Moondoggie?
   Hey, Bobby Ann! Peggy Sue! Let's twist!
    Moondoggie! :)
   Moondoggie? :)

* Frankie is now known as EmileJ.
* Gidget wants another drink.
* Broth_Sam serves up another rounds of drinks.
* EmileJ takes a drink and thanks our lovely hostess.

     Can I have another drink? *hic*
    Moondoggie is a character on Gidget
    Moondog Maine (or however you spell it) is a great singer,
            awesome voice!

* Joanne is getting sentimental from drinking, which she is not used to
  doing.
* Broth_Sam returns to her hammock.
* EmileJ feels the love in this room right now, and it gives him a warm
  fuzzy feeling.

     Aw, the love on this beach!
    HICCUP! 'scuse me please!
     "Goin to the restaurant...."
    Oh no, we have a drunk on the beach!
    "I love you....You're just great, you're so...."
    Oh look here comes David Hasselhoff to help, Jo!
     Hey, isn't that David Hasselhoff who just ran by?
    David Has...LOL!!
     Whoa! Read my mind!
    Hey!
     We are scary :)
    It's my telepathetic powers! They're spreading!

* EmileJ puts on some Beach Boys records.

    WHY WHY WHY are all the lifeguards in CA so far from the beach
            that they have to run for five minutes to get to the water, eh?
            WHY?
     LOL! That is so true!
    LOL! It sure seems like that!
    Oh Pamela Anderson is coming, Nick!
    They're running...and running...and running...meantime, I'm dead!
    Or dying!
     Or when the teeny 60 pound woman goes in after the 200 pound man!
    "I'm gonna start running, and the faster I run, the slower I go!"

* JoeIsham (jisham@ppp18-55.dllstx.onramp.net) has joined #wliia

    Look out! Shark!
    Hi Joe!
  Hi all!
 JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Have a drink? Here Joe, have a Mai Tai and join in the beach
            party!
    Thank god you're here, Overly Excited Woman!
    Alert:  The planet is running out of "!"'s...please conserve!
  Really???????????????????????????????????????????

    LOL!!

     The world crisis monior shows all puntuation is disappearing!
    Oh??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    LOL!

    That's not good, especially if everyone starts losing their
            colons!
  Oh no what shall we do the entire supply of punctuation is
            disappearing!
    Thank God you're here, Punctuation Man! Do something!
    Oh my colon is going!
     OK guys..who wants a hot dog and who wants a burger??
 LOL Emile, I love that F&TS!
    I know, it's funny Sam!

* Dr_Nick slips into a comma.

    LOL!
  D*mn, Nick, you beat me to it!
    I just watched it yesterday!

* Dr_Nick is out for a period of time.

    I will find her, and I hope she is not on her pyramid!
  If someone puts their butt on the line, would you say they had
            their *? Say it aloud!
   Asterisk?
  Bingo!
    LOL!
   Ass ? risk?
     Oh! Hehe!
  Would you say they had their ass to risk?
   Oh.
    Sheesh!
  Oh, my punctuation is coming back after the early crisis. I
            think I'll eat a ^!
    A caret, Joe? ;-)
  Yup!
 I thought that was an accent circumflex!

* Tim (newbie@ts3-15.pathcom.com) has joined #wliia.

    Hey Tim!
     Pull up a beach chair, Tim!
       Beach Party and me without my thong...damn!
    How's it going, Tim?
 Here Tim...have a Mai Tai
       TA Sam!
  Hey, Sam's handing out adult beverages!
    My Mai Tai! My Mai Tai! I spy my Mai Tai!

* Broth_Sam sways quietly in her hammock.
* MrsHugh grabs a chair and sits down.
* EmileJ lounges on a lounge chair...natch!

     Jo: would you like to test the waters with me?
    Sure! Let's run in!
     OK...*SPLASH*

* Joanne drops her towel and runs for the water
* Tim drops his thong!

     The water's fffffreeeezing!!
  Woo! Skinny-dipping!
    TIM!!!!!
    L-L-L-Lori, you're r-r-right!
     Eeek!
 Too tight Tim?
       Yup!
     "I can't describe what I just saw!"
       Me neither!!!!
 It's the fact he was being bisected by spandex....

    LOL!

 I told you already... 3 rotations of the thong tightener is good
            enough...
    "Too tight, too tight, got my underwear on, It don't feel all
            right, it's too tight..."
 "I gained a little weight last week, oh yes...I'm tighter than
            my mother's dress!!! Too tight! Too tight! When I walk like
            this, I kinda reminisce..too tight!"

* EmileJ nods approvingly at Sam.

       I'm the most modest person in the world the closest thing I have
            to a thong is my long johns!
    LOL Tim...I don't even own a bathing suit anymore!
     Me neither!
    Lori, you look like a smurf! :)
     An evil one?
    Lori...we have way too much in common!
 I'm happy in my shorts and Hawaiian shirt!
     I'm going under...help!
 I thought everyone wear their baithing suit all the time....
            whoops, that's birthday suit...

       ROFL!!!!

* Joanne rescues Lori, and sings Wayne's lounge song

     Thanks, Jo, now I'll be indebted to you forever!

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The Whosers try and come up with Nick's middle name....and much hilarity
ensues...

   I hate my middle name, I always just put 'A'.
     What is it, Nick?
  What is it, Nick...you can share with us!
   I think Donna knows it.
     I do know it! :)
           
    Andrew? Alex? Arthur?
     Androculous?
   It's an Italian name.
     In some circles, I'm known as Pop Tart.
     Why, Tash?
     If you do a spell check on Word, my name comes up as Trashier
            or Tastier...what's more trashier and tastier than a pop tart?
     My roomie guesses asshole, Nick! :)
           
    *LOL* Donna!
     She's kidding! :)
   LOLOL!
     LOL Donna! LOL Donna's roommate!
    Donna!
           
    Alberto?
    Adam? Adrian?
  Alfonso?
    Adonis?
   It's Asswipay!
           
     LOL!
     ROTFL!
   It's not, that was an SNL quote.
           
     Aldo?
   Nope.
     Algernon!
    Algae?
   Yeah, it's Algae! :-)
   Adolfo?
   Do I look like I run a hair salon? :-)

     LOL!
     Ack!
     Ouch!
           
     Apple?
    Little Adolf?
 Aardvark?
     Anteater!
     Atomant!

   My god, you guys are horrible!

     Anteater!
    Asparagus?
  Agrippa?

     LOL Lori!
     Old asparagus! It fits!!

* EmileJ is dying here!
           
    Agreggate?
     Apparition?
   
     Tell us man!
     Apostrophe!
   Apostrophe?
    Asimillate?

   LOL!
     You people are way way off! :)
   NO kidding!!
     Well tell us then!

     Apostolis?
    Antoine?
  Antonio?
 Anne?
   Yup!
    Anne?
     Bingo!
     Anne?
   No!!
     Alice?
     No!
    Bandares? :) 

 LOL!
     ROTFL!
   Sam got it!

     Assiduous!
    Altavista? Acidulous?
     Nicholas Anne!
   Astalavista!

     LOL Dean!

   Alison? (like Drew)
     I thought Antonio was your first name.
   Really Tash?
     Guess I got the order wrong.
   Nicholas Antonio Marotta
    Anderson?
     Antonio...that is much better than Apostrophe.
    Antonio? Ahhhh!
   And the winner is????

* LoriV changes topic to 'Middle Name Confessions'

   I wish my middle name was Aardvark though - sheesh! You guys
            are nuts!
     We pride ourselves on it!

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And now, it's time to play the hit ABC game show "What Is Joe Wearing?"
Here we go!

* JoeIsham (jisham@1Cust94.tnt7.plano.tx.da.uu.net) has joined #WLIIA

        Hi Joe!
   Hi Joes!
  Evening all!
    Hi Joe
  Seosamh!
 Hi Joe!
  Natschen!
     Barenaked Joe!

* JoeIsham checks -- nope, clothed :)

     Haw haw :)
        Why don't you try guessing what JOE is wearing, change things
            around a bit? :)
  All righty, I'm game!

 CLOTHES!!!
        Very good Linz :)
  Nope.
 You're not wearing clothes? =)

   LOL!

  Trousers anna shirt!
     Uhm...something that's got thread seewn into it...
   OK... blue jeans and a plaid shirt.
  A frock?
  Nope.

* EmileJ goes and clothes the door.

     LOL!
  *bad* pune, Emster
    Hey! I'm Bad Pune Man, Re-emember?

   Joe: boxers and t-shirt?
  Nope. Nobody's even close!
  Dressing-gown?
   Large flannels?
   Petticoat?

    LOL Nat!! Evan!
  Nat's closest.

        Tar and feathers?
 You're NOT WEARING CLOTHES?!?!?!?
   Socks and shoes?
  Bathrobe?
    Flannel Jammies?
   Underwear made of bubbles from the tub?

  Yay Nat -- halfway there!
    Evan!! :)

     A speedo? :)
  Terrycloth bathrobe?
   Bathrobe and slippers?
 A green polo shirt.

  Bathrobe, slippers, and what else?

        Glasses!
  And a towel on your head.

    LOL Nat!!

 A sequined ballgown?
   WFAA baseball hat?

* EmileJ is having a laughing fit!

  Very good Sama! :)
  No, sama, he's *obviously* wearing fishnets!
 Breathe EM!
   Well I think he's wearing a little black dress! ;-)
  I only do that when Lisa's me!
 Of course!

    Garters?

  Nope.

   Edible undies?
        Farters?
 Rubbers?

* JoeIsham tries the undies...

     Farters??
  A really tightlaced kinky leather corset?
   Feet pyjamas?
        A rubber?
    Willies?

   We're playing What is Joe Wearing, for a change!

    Gumboots?
  *Willies*?!
   Three-piece business suit?
    A turban?
 PJ's?
  Blue Mavis and a grey hoodie?
        Neon love chicken shirt?

     LOL!
  Wish I had a N.L.C. shirt :)
  Joe, at Con 2001 we're going out to get you an NLC shirt!
    Let's take the score again....bathrobe, slippers and....

   Lime green jacket, "bird" tie, Neon Love Chicken shirt, and
            plaid pants?
  Doc Holliday outfit?
     A NIN shirt?
    Tassles?

* JoeIsham shakes about.

     LOL Em!
  Um, no tassles.

        A watch!
   Cow vest?
     A cow!
        Bells!

   Are you taking the mickey?
     Hehe!

 Pasties?

     Eww, LOL!

    A lovely lace frock?
        A pie?
     A doily?
  A wedding gown?
 Superman tights?
   A nametag?
    A mohair sweater?
        Moe hair and a sweater?

* Anathema has a flashback to disturbing images of her son's dad in
  Superman gear.
* EmileJ laughs and spits the Coke he was drinking!

   LOL!!!
 Sorry!
    Wooooah, Moe!
 Ewww!  My eye!
     LOL!

   A loud tie and shirt?
    Eye patch!!!!
     A cat!
   MONOCLE!!!
 Contacts!
    Cataracts!
  A Steve Frost Trademark Hawaiian Shirt?
   Pocket watch!
  Jodhpurs?
 Belt?
     A Dave Crokett hat!

* Broth_Sam smiles.
* EmileJ was PRAYING for someting to become a funny moment....and now he's
  got it!

   A Codpiece!
        A Troutpiece!
  A LOARGE troutpiece!
    A jewel-encrusted codpiece!
     A Weather vane!

  LOL Trace!
   Fie, fie, my codpiece is bigger than yours!

   Pantaloons and tunics?
    A Kilt!!!! Och aye!!
   Don't forget the sporran, Emile!

     LOL!

  Riverdance gear!
    Headband?

  Scots Jews: Och Oy!
    Are we remotely close Joe?!
  Nay, nay, and thrive nay! And thrice, even!
    I thrive on nays!
  Shall I tell?

        Your birthday suit?
   A "C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN" shirt?
    Bill Gates' old raincoat?
  A Mac?
        A Big Mac?
  A Whopper?
  A Power Mac?
     An IMAC?

   No Tracy, a PowerBook!

 Gap clothes?
  Canyon clothes?
     Kraft Dinner?

    ROTFL Trace! It's the CHEESIEST!

 A sarong and a fez?
  A wedding sari?
  A double double, animal style?
        A big red clown nose?
 Riley's OTHER collar!

  You're not supposed to guess, joe!

   A kitty sweater!
    A pink frilly tu-tu? With ballerina slippers to match?
  Captain Ballerina!
 Sumo undies? 
   Tight leopardskin leggings?

* EmileJ is getting some horrendous images here!!!!

  At this point, I've forgotten! :)
 Hehehe!

    Fishnet hose?
    A hairnet?
   A tube top?
  A hairnet in place of fishnet stockings?

    Time to shake your hair bun-bun!
     LOL!

 A Frank-N-Furter look alike outfit?
        A butterfly net?
     An Afro!
  Bondage gear?
 Prom dress?

   Nat!!

    A shirt made entirely out of hot dogs?

 LOL Em!
        Nah Emile... he's not enough of a weenie for that...

        Handcuffs?
 A Dame Edna style frock with a giant lizard on the shoulder?
    Frilly gingham dress?
  The lizard!
  A cute little pinafore?
   A flowery party dress?

  No, I only wear dresses when Lisa and I trade places! :)

 A kimino and a gag?
 Drew Carey Wanna be glasses?
  Stilettos?
 Green Velour Jacket?

  Gosh... you give me much better dress sense than I have
            normally...
   No Linz, I don't think he let the wardrobe mistress choose his
            clothes.

  Thigh-high boots and daisy dukes?
 A push-up bra and a bolo tie?
        A push-up tie and a bolo bra?
 Hot pants and a tube top?
   A pink headband?
    Sparkly-clean Y-fronts?
 A Speedo?
        A tie-up bra and a bolo push?
  Leg-warmers (fucshia)?
     A wedding cake!

  I have MS Agent running, and you shoulda heard how it pronounced
            "fucshia"!
    LOL Joe!!!!

* Broth_Sam has no problems with blue speedos...depending on who wears them!

  Blue speedos can be interesting!
 I love blue speedos! :)
    A french-maid's outfit?
 Duct tape?

    The Handyman's Secret Weapon!!
  *giggle*

   Bubble wrap!
 A plaid jacket and silk stockings?
 Ryan's shoe?
    A chef's hat? BAM!!
  Big baggy rapper pants?
   Puffy directing pants?
  Roller skates?
   Paintball uniform?
 A Moushu costume?

     Heey...
   It's a possibility...
  I can keep you guessing all night!!

     A little green bag?
 Riding boots and a harness?
        A green wool hat!
   Jon Stewart lookalike mask?

     Heyy....Leave Jon outta this! :)
 LOL Trace *g*

 A life preserver?
  An Eton uniform?
 Gauze?
     An Elton John suit?

 Now I have images AND songs stuck in my mind!
     Hehehe!

  An Oxford Don's gown?
 Painted on jeans?
    A raspberry beret?

  Haha Linz!
 I try Joe!

  An all-lycra suit?
    A bright orange fright-wig?
   Day-glo boxers?
 Sweats?
 A lifesaver?
        Sweat?
  A pair of shiny patent leather.....  shorts?
     A silk quiana?
   An I-string?

  Yes Linz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Linz got it! Bathrobe, slippers,
            and gray sweat pants!
        *ding ding ding*
 Thank you Dana Carvey!!!!
     Ahh...but we're having fun guessing!
    How can someone wear a LifeSaver(tm)? ;-)
  An I-string?!
        The prize for winning is to read the credits in the style of our
            own Joe Isham!

* EmileJ hasn't had such a good laugh in a long time!

  Neither have I -- thanks, I needed it :)
   What a great funny moment!
        You haven't posted a funny moment in a LONG time, Emile!

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Give the Whosers a couple gags and they'll run them into the ground! :-)

* Alan is 20, but travels 5 years into the future and collapses into
  himself, creating a paradox.

    If I cloned my father, then that would be a paradox. :)
    What a pun!
   LOL!

* Lisa00 clones Donald, creating a paraducks.

    If you owned 20 cents, would you say you had a paradigm?
    All these paradoxes and puns remind me that I have English hw
            to do.
   If you had two guns, would you call that a parachute?
    If you fib twice, are you paralyzed?
   If you have two dogs, are you the proud owner of a parapet?
    If you owned twin dauchshunds, would you say you own parapets?

    DAMMIT! :) You read my mind Ev!
      Hehe!
    *Gasp* Emile said a bad word!!
    Hard to believe Lisa, I've said worse! :)

   If you had two Web pages, would you have a parasite?
   If you had two rolling British hills, would you have a paramour?
      If you started a stampede of oxen in France, would you have a
            parade d'ox?
    If you owned two gold fish, would you say you have a paraffin?
   If you had two weaknesses, would you have a parallax?

 Knock Knock!
    Who's there???
 Sam and Janet!
  Sam and Janet who? :)
 Sam and Janet evening, when you find your true love . . .
        Oh good lord, the Whosers have never sunk to this level before!
    Yes we have...
        Knock knock jokes? IDFHTS!
   Remember Jenna and myself...
        OK, good point Brem...AND NO, I DON'T WANNA!

* Alan sighs.

   If you had two male bovines, would you have a parable?
      LOL!
    If you owned two small cubes with dots covering it's surfaces,
            would those be paradise?
   If you had two romantic poets, would you have parakeets?

    LOL!
      Ev: LOL!

    If you were in the Rockies would you see a paramount?
   When two neighbouring stores are having clearances, is that a
            parasail?
 If you have 2 piers, is that a paradox?
   If you had two famous Biblical kings, would you have a parasol?
    According to my dictionary we're about done! ;)

      LOL!
    How about strange knightings...
    Didn't we do that before?
    I know we did that before.

   Sir John General
    I dub thee, Sir Osis of the Liver...Sir Com Navigate? Sir Jeckyll
            Appliance...
  And the twin Chinese knights, Sir Ching Hi and Sir Ching Lo?
  Sir Rated Blade?
   Sir A. Bellum?
    Sir Chan Seizure?
 Sir Pork of Chop?
  But he was arrested for fraud -- he was an illegal Sir Chan
            Seizure!
 Sir Bath of Tub?
 Sir Beef of Wellington?
    Sir Prize Package...
  Sir Loin of Steak.
    Sir Vey R.
   Sir Vey Says!

  Hee hee!

  Sir Kit Breaker.
   Sir Mon...
  And when he climbs Everest, he's Sir Mon on the Mount.
      Sir Tin Death!
        Sir Cum Sizzion!

      Hehe
 Yuck Jeff!

   Sir Cadian Rhythm...
   Sir Ving Spoon...
  Sir Cular Motion!
   Sir Cum Navigate

    I did that one Brem!

   Sir Bo Croat
   Sir Pen Tine
    Sir Amic Tiles.
    Sir Vic Al Spine.
   Sir Enity Now!
    Sir N. Dippity!
        Sir Osis of the Liver...

    I almost said that emile!

  Sir Vical Exam.
    Sir Ving Tray...
      Sir Up! (He likes pancakes!)
    Sir Chan Rescue...

    LOL Alan

   Sir Real Ism...
   Sir Chan Destroy...
    Sir Ging Seas
  Sir Vants Quarters
   Sir Ies Circuit

    I sense a funny moment! :)
   It's a double funny moment, Emile!

    Sir V. Ett! (Or Napkin if you're American!)
   Sir Plus.
    K. Sir Ah, Sir Ah.
   Sir Vey Lance...

      LOL!

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Weather woes and The Whosers of Oz!

 Holy! Hail!
    Hail sam? Well, you're one up on me! We didn't get anything!
 I am mildly concerned...Joe? Is hail a good sign?
  Not really.

* EmileJ aims the Hail Zapper at London.

 So Joe, what should I do?
  Stay inside.
 Ok..what else.
  Close the blinds
    I'd stay away from windows.
 Considering they make up a wall of my apartment, it's kinda hard
            to avoid the windows.
  That's why you close the blinds, on the unlikely chance a
            hailstone large enough to break a window does so, you won't be
            hit by all the flying glass.
 Blinds are closed.
  Have candles and a match ready?
 Got no candles.
  A flashlight, then?
 Nope, if the power goes out, I am going to bed.
   Yikes!
  Then hold Beau in both hands in front of you and use him as a
            wall detector. :)
    LOL, cats have so many uses...
 *mweaoooorrr!* There's one...

    I just came out of a tornado warning claud, thankfully nothing
            happened. I'm surprised that sam's getting nastier weather
            though!
 Severe and nasty weather!
   Scary stuff, Emile!
    Sitting downstairs for over an hour and a half. A couple times
            the channel disappeared and the local emergency broadcast came
            on and kept us updated. What surprised me is that it was freezing
            here today...well about 12C, but compared to almost 30 yesterday.
   Wow! Our expected high for tomorrow is 12 degrees! ;o)
 Wow..it was still hot as hell here today
    Woah Mama!!! I went out today in shorts and got the chill of a
            lifetime! Didn't know the temp went down!

  Looks like the storms are moving fairly quickly, Sama.
    Funny, they said the storms were moving sluggishly. :)
  Weather Network says they're moving around 90 km/h
    Woah! They picked up speed right quick!
 That's not a good sign
    Well it just means they'll be out of your hair quickly Sam. ;-)
 If my apartment doesn't take flight and land on an old woman
            wearing red pumps and striped socks first!

   LOL!

    "I'll get you my pretty -- and your little Beau too!"
    If it does, i have the dress and slippers here for you Sam! :)
    Seems like we talk about the Wizard of Oz a lot in this room! :-)
    You look good in a light blue farm dress and pigtails Sam! ;-)
 "Beau, I don't think we're in Ontario anymore....Beau, stop
            scratching the munchkins!"

    LOL!
    LOLOLOL!
   LOL!

    We represent the lullaby league...also known as the House of
            Commons...

* EmileJ changes topic to 'The Wizard of Ont.'

    LOL!

  I'm Lucien Bouchard, the Wicked Witch of the East!
    Who killed my sister?! Was it you? I'm not a witch at all!
            Witches are old and ugly! Why, just look at Barbara Cartland!

 LOL!
    ;-)

  With Joe Clark as the scarecrow, Preston Manning as the tin man,
            and Jean Chretien as the cowardly lion.
    I remember Air Farce did a Radio parody of the Wizard of Oz like
            that Joe! I wish I still had it on tape. :(
  Scary how great minds think alike... Radio or TV?
    Uh, I said it Joe...Radio :)
  Sorry, it's late :)
    Yeah...but it's later here! :)

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