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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
WLIIA Chat Games
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WORLD'S WORST (Part Five)
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Game: World's Worst
Players: be3t, ChipEsten, Gregsgirl, JoeIsham, Meskimen, Mochrie
Scene: World's worst person to share a hotel room with.
KEEP IT DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT!!!
HI, I'M M*LL*!
I'M SHARING MY ROOM WITH CHIP??...EW!
I PUT MY TROUSERS IN THE CORBY TROUSER PRESS - WHILE I WAS
WEARING THEM.
I NORMALLY ONLY PICK UP SIX OR SEVEN SHRINERS A NIGHT.....
WHY DON'T WE SHOVE THE BEDS TOGETHER?
MIND IF I HELP MYSELF TO YOUR MINIBAR?
EXCUSE ME, BUT I'VE DECIDED TO PAY FOR THE ADULT CHANNEL
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESE *AREN'T* VIBRATING BEDS?
"SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION"... NOT ANYMORE, HEH HEH HEH...
OH, I TRAVEL *EVERYWHERE* WITH MY 1200 BEANIE BABIES!!
HELLO, ROOM SERVICE? YEAH, CAN I HAVE SOME HAND RELIEF ASAP?
Hahahahahah!
LOL, yet Ewww!
NO, I'M AFRAID THE TOILET *HASN'T* BACKED UP.....
I NEED TO SET A WAKE-UP CALL FOR MIDNIGHT, AND 1 A.M., AND 2
A.M., AND 3 A.M., AND....
HEY STEP OUT ONTO THE BALCONY....*SCREAM*....OH, YOU MEAN THAT
WASN'T A BALCONY?
I'M AUDITIONING TOMORROW FOR ANNIE! TOMORRRRRRRRRRRRRROW........
WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO FAWLTY TOWERS!
*smirk*
NO! "FREE HBO" DID NOT MEAN "FREE HUMONGOUS BITCHIN' ORGASMS"!!!
GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!
ROFL!
I GAVE THE RECEPTIONIST YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER
SHH!! KEEP IT DOWN! I WANNA HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE NEXT
ROOM!
TELETUBBY WALLPAPER?!
HEY - THIS ROOM JOINS UP WITH THAT OF YOUR PARENTS!!
OOOOOOOH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THE CURRY.....
ROOM SERVICE, SEND ME UP SOME BEANS! PRONTO!
THAT MAID WAS A GREAT SHAG!
THAT CARPET WAS A GREAT SHAG!
THAT SHAG WAS A GREAT MAID!
THAT HAIRDRYER WAS A GREAT SHAG! :)
YOUR WIFE WAS A GREAT SHAG!
THAT GREAT SHAG WAS MY MAID!
MATT, STOP SHAGGING THE LAMP!
*I can sense a theme here* :)
SORRY, I THOUGHT THE BIDET WAS A TOILET!
*corpses* Count on Matt to lower the tone of the game! ;-)
As always
Yep - complaining? :)
HEY, I'M SORRY TO WAKE YOU, BUT *I* DIDN'T SCHEDULE KWIK WITZ AT
3 AM!
ANYONE FOR BOGGLE?
HOW MANY PIES *DID* YOU ORDER, JEFF?!
HMMM...HOPE THE SHEETS GET CHANGED LATER...
WOW. YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO TIP A ROOM SERVICE GUY!
YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN A BELL HOP'S UNIFORM!
HELLO, I'M KAREN FROM THE MB!
HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, I ALWAYS LIKE TO PLAY MYSELF TO SLEEP ON
THE HARMONICA.
Damn, should've said banjo....
Thank god you said "on the harmonica"!
Hehe! That's me finished!
YOU'RE NOT PLAYING RIGHT!! I'M LYING DOWN NOW, SO YOU TWO HAVE
TO STAND AND SIT! NIGHT... *ZZZZZZZ*
Heehee!
ROFL!
Well, I guess that one burned itself out
Yep.
Sometimes we get a really good one to end on though
Yea....and that was one of them :)
Hahahah, yeah, that was good!
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Game: World's Worst
Players: Alan, GypsyJr, Izzard, LovinRyan, Meskimen, Mochrie, Susan
Scene: World's worst thing to see on your computer screen.
AH!!!!! SUPERPIMP JUST CAME ONLINE...
"BUSH DEFEATS GORE"
THE OFFICIAL SEWERPIMP HOMEPAGE!
"BUSH DATES GORE!"
Hehe!
LOL!
'BUSH MARRIES GORE'
"DREWS LINE CANCELLED FOR FRIENDS CLONE"
Don't even think that! :)
Ouch! *g*
"BUSH GORES DATE"
"NOW WE HAVE A BUSH AND A DICK IN THE WHITE HOUSE"
LOL!!!
LOL!
OMG...LOL!
"WELCOME TO JOHN SESSIONS OFFICIAL FAN-SITE....
WWW.DIAL-A-PRAT.COM"
"WEIRD AL GIVING UP PARODIES TO WRITE DIRGES IN TIBET"
ALRIGHT, "HOTTEST STEAMIEST SEX"... MOM!!!
"THE VOMIT GREEN SCREEN OF DEATH"
LOL!
"THE PUCE SCREEN OF MISERY!"
LOL!
"YOU'VE GOT MAIL!... NOT VERY IMPORTANT MAIL, REALLY... ACTUALLY,
MOST OF IT IS SPAM AND CHAIN LETTERS.... WHY DON'T WE GET ANY
GOOD CORESPONDENCE ANYMORE? WAIT, DON'T TURN ME OFF! DON'T
TURN ME OF-*"
LOL!!
LOL!
"YOU'VE GOT MALE!" "UM...VERONICA, I THINK THIS IS FOR YOU!"
* Izzard types in S-U-S-A-N..... *throws puter out the window*
Hey!
I luv ya! ;o)
OHH, MP3S.. WAIT, THESE ARE ALL YANNI!
"FREE COPIES OF YANNI ON EIGHT TRACK TAPE.. ALL FOR YOU!"
Hehe!
"TURTLES INVADE AMERICA"
"BUSH MARRIES BRITNEY SPEARS"
BUSH IS BRITNEY SPEARS
PAGE NOT AVAILABLE BECAUSE YOUR COMP SUCKS, YOU TWIT!
LOL!
LOL!
LOL mesk.. sounds all too familiar!
"SORRY, NO MACHOS AVAILABLE TODAY"
Awww!
JAVA? NO NO NO, THE NEW "IN" PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE IS MOCHA DECAF
CAPPUCINO!
MACHO SHORTAGE WORLD WIDE!
Noooooooo!!!! :>
LOL!
VISIT L'IL BILLY GATES JR.'S WEBSITE, AT I-LOVE-MY-MAC-SCREW-
YOU-DAD.COM!
"EVERYONE NOW REQUIRED TO BUY A MAC"
LOL! U 2 scare me
THIS PROGRAM HAS CONDUCTED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND YOU WILL BE
TERMINATED! *BANG*
"WORLDWIDE TWINKIE SHORTAGE"
THANK YOU FOR BUYING WINDOWS 2001. YOU NEED THE FOLLOWING TO
RUN THIS PROGRAM: WINDOWS 2002"
Hahah!
Woo...LOL!
"THIS IS H.A.L."
BUSH TO LAUNCH NEW SINGING CAREER
I'LL SHOW YOU MY COM PORT IFF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. *SEDUCTIVE
WINK*
LOL!
:)
CLICK HERE TO PREPARE TO UNZIP WHO???
LOL!
"DOWNLOAD THIS, BASTARD"
I'M JOHN SESSIONS. WANNA CYBER?
LOL!
* GypsyJr goes off to kill herself now.
BUSH REVEALS HIS FETISH FOR NSYNC
Ewwwww
Or has he already done that?...
* GypsyJr goes to wash her brian out with soap!!! :)
Leave brian alone!
LOL!!
LOL, oh gawd!
MY, WHAT A BIG STRONG T1 LINE YOU HAVE...
I'LL SHOW YOU MY CABLE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS!
"SORRY, MODEM SIZE DOES MATTER"
Em...LOL!
LOL Su!
OH... LOOKS LIKE KATIE'S POSTED ANOTHER DISSERTATION
"NSYNC AND BACKSTREET BOYS REVEAL THEY ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME
BAND!"
"REPLACING CURRENT BACKGROUND WALLPAPER WITH PERMANENT POKEMON
PICTURES..."
Eww, Alan!
BULBASAUR ATTACKS INNOCENT
WHY ARE THERE 37 POSTS IN MY GUESTBOOK THAT SAY I HAVE A PURTY
MOUTH?
WHAT THE? POKEMON EROTICA???
LOL!
Ew Em!
Bulba!! :)
UH-OH, STAN IS POSTING IN ALT.MUSIC.WEIRD-AL AGAIN..
"I DIDN'T REALIZE ALAN GREENSPAN WAS THAT FLEXIBLE...EEWWW!"
LOL!
LOL!!
LOL!!! Ewwww!!!
UH-OH, SATAN IS POSTING IN ALT.AFTERLIFE.HEAVEN AGAIN...
Hehehehe!
WHY AM I ON WWW.DIEDIEDIEYOUSCUMMYBASTARD.COM?
"YOU TOLD YOUR COMPUTER TO GO TO HELL AND IT IS NOW IN KENTUCKY"
MOM YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR HARDCORE DAYS!
UH OH...NATTIE SENT ME THAT PURITY TEST AGAIN!
HMM. CLICK THIS LINK TO GO TO MAYIMAMBODOGFACEDINABANANAPATCH.COM
...WHAT THE HELL...
EWWWWW, GOLDEN GIRLS SLASH FICTION!
LOL!
LOLOLOL!
THE OFFICIAL "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY" SITE HAS BEEN REMOVED
BECAUSE THE SHOW WAS CANCELLED. BUSH DEFEATED GORE.
* Susan cries.
* Izzard gives Su a tissue
Mesk, you're scaring me!!! Can anyone top that? :)
Jeff does that to some....
"PUNCH BRAD SHERWOOD AND WIN $100"
PIE EROTICA... *SHUDDER*
"CLICK HERE FOR ooOOoooo BABY KEEP TAHT UP!"
"FROM ABCNEWS.COM: FRESH NEW SHOW TO TAKE WHOSE LINE'S TIMESLOT.
CALLED 'QUIK WITZ'."
SESSIONS IS GOD???
WHAT THE... "CLICK TO SEE A LOSER WASTE HIS TIME." HMM, OKAY....
"CLICK TO SEE A LOSER WASTE HIS TIME." UM, OKAY...
SESSIONS RUNS FOR US PRESIDENT
LOL Alan!
LOL!
LOL Alan!
LOL Alan
LOL!
HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY FOR HOURS? TURN OVER MONITOR..
Hehe!
Grrrrr.....
*growl* ;o)
Variation on a theme> apologies to the blondes
Sure sure Becky, np :)
CLICK HERE TO SEE PICTURES FROM LEWIS AND OSWALD'S TRIP TO
TAHITI...
LOL Em!
LOL Em! :p
C-A-R-E-Y.... EW I DIDN'T MEAN MARIAH!
"NEXT SURPRISE GUEST ON WHOSE LINE... CHARLTON HESTON"
LOL!
Hahah!!!!
LOL, "get your stinkin' paws offa me, Brad!"
"NEXT SURPRISE GUEST ON DREWS LINE... PETER COOK!"
NEXT SUPRISE GUEST ON WHOSE LINE - SATAN!
"NEXT SURPRISE GUEST ON WHOSE LINE.. N'SYNC"
Hehehe! *g*
SESSIONS RELEASING NEW POP ALBUM!
WEIRD AL TO DUET WITH COOLIO!
*snicker*
"FROM CBCNEWS.CA: COLIN MOCHRIE ADDRESSES HIS FANS: 'WHY ARE YOU
PLAGUING ME????'"
INSTANT MESSAGE: YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED TO BE IN THE NEXT "BIG
BROTHER" SHOW.
LOL Em!
Oh joy, Alan :o)
LOL Em, Alan!
WHAT IDIOT PUT THIS MINDLESS PIECE OF CRAP UP... WAIT A MINUTE,
THAT'S *MY* SITE!
LOL!
LOL!
LOL!
Hehe!
Haha! I think that allll the time!
LOL!
"WHAT DOES THE FINE PRINT SAY?...'BREASTS ON THIS SITE APPEAR
LARGER THAN IN REAL LIFE...'"
"I WILL PAY $1 MILLION IF YOU KISS JOHN SESSIONS!"
NUDE SPICE GIRLS PICTURES?... *STARTS ROCKING IN THE CORNER*
MOMMY...
NUDE NSYNC PICTURES??? *RUNS SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT*
NEW LABELS ON BEER BOTTLES- WARNING: DRINKING THIS MAY CAUSE
UGLY PEOPLE TO SEEM MORE ATTRACTIVE!
WHAT THE? A RECIPE FOR ROAST LOIN OF ALAN?
LOL, Alan rump roast?
"#BEERGOGGLES HAS NOMINATED YOU AS IT'S MASCOT"
YOU HAVE REACHED THE HOMEPAGE UP THE GUY WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Um... retake!
Up the guy?? Eww!
Take Two!
:)
YOU HAVE REACHED THE HOMEPAGE *OF* THE GUY WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Cut! Cut and print! ;-)
LOL!
LOL! *g*
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT TO BE PLAYED NONSTOP ON EVERY RADIO
STATION IN AMERICA"
Hehe!
I hate that song! :>
"I FORGOT THE WORDS TO 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL"
CHRISTMAS CAROLS WILL NOW START IN JUNE AND FINISHED IN MARCH
FOR SALE ON EBAY: "TWO PAIRS OF LADIES' POOH PANTIES..."
LOL!
AND WHEN THEY SAY POOH PANTIES, THEY *MEAN* POOH PANTIES!
"POKEMAN CHARACTER INVOLVED IN PORN SCANDAL"
FOR SALE ON EBAY: "JOHN MAJOR. 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFER!
AL GORE'S SPEECHES ARE ALL TRANSCRIBED HERE FOR YOUR PERUSAL
LOL Su!
I think we're straying off topic here!
LOL!
YOU...MUST...BE...BN....YOU...MUST...BE...BN....
EBAY SPECIAL: CLIVE ANDERSON'S ORIGINAL TOUPEE
LOL!
"YOUR NEW HOME PAGE: REDNECK PORN"
LOL!
BN? I THOUGHT YOU SAID BM!
YOU HAVE JUST WON THE JOHN SESSIONS WEB DESIGN AWARD!
Shouldn't that be the John Sessions Web Design A-bored?
Hehehe :o)
LOL Em!
NEW AOL.10.0 - DIRECT BRAIN FEED!
"SEND YOUR FRIEND A VIRTUAL HEMHORROID"
LOL Jeff!
"YOU AHVE WON THE GEORGE WENDT IMPROV AWARD!
ACCESS PORN SITES FROM YOUR CELL PHONE!