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MATCH GAME 2000
Special WL Edition!
"Episode One"
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I wish I could have seen last week's Match Game marathon.
Match Game?
An old 70's game show with a panel of 6 celebrities of the day.
Very funny.
It's a GREAT show
Dammit, no GSN :(
Gene Rayburn was such a nut.
Cool!
What I can't stand though are the stupid contestants who fail to
get the easiest ones!
Sounds like a neat show.
Maybe we should try Match Game in here once in a while
"Greg Proops said, 'Clive's neck is so short...' "
HOW SHORT WAS IT?! ;-) (That's the audience!) WL Match Game, that
would be interesting
"...that when he puts on a tie, he has to put it around his
BLANK."
Who are going to be the celebrities?
* EmileJ is now known as CNReilly
* CNReilly dons a pipe and huge glasses
* Bremner is now known as CntstBrem
* jk is now known as RDawson
* CNReilly changes topic to 'It's the all-star, big money Match Game 2000,
#wliia style!'
LOL! Cool!
* JoeIsham is now known as GRayburn
* CNReilly puffs on his pipe.
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So when's the game start?
...huh? *dons a dummie look*
Can you repeat the question Gene?
Joe's already given the question
Greg Proops said, 'Clive's neck is so short, that when he puts
on a tie, he has to put it around his BLANK.
Wah, wah, da da da-da-da, wah, wah, da da da-da-da....
* CNReilly scribbles something on paper and places it in slot...*display
lights up*
Okay... *puts answer in slot*
*has answer ready*
All set?
*ding!*
Okay, CntstBrem, "Greg Proops said, 'Clive's neck is so short,
that when he puts on a tie, he has to put it around his BLANK.'"
He has to put it around his nose.
All righty, CntstBrem's answer is "nose". Chuck?
Well, that was a good answer...but I said "WAIST".
BZZT!
* CntstBrem sneers at Charles Nelson Reilly.
Brett?
Brett's on holiday, Gene
Richard?
Here I am! ;-)
Brett, you've reappeared! What did you say, Brett?
Yes, just for this episode only. I said "TONGUE".
BZZZT! Richard?
As I was saying before we were so RUDELY interrupted...I came up
with the definitive answer... "his toupee".
BZZT!
Sorry, darling if I interrupted you. :) You can interrupt me
during the next score.
These contestants aren't likely to score
Next question: "Dumb Dora is so dumb...."
HOW DUMB IS SHE???
(audience) HOW DUMB WAS SHE?!
"...that when she saw the listing for Whose Line, she thought the
show was about BLANK."
Wah, wah, da da da-da-da, wah, wah, da da da-da-da....
* CNReilly scribbles madly while puffing on his pipe.
* RDawson rolls his eyes and disinterestedly writes something (it's a later
episode)
* BSomers writes her answer down, adjusting her oversized glasses and
patting her bouffant hairstyle.
* RDawson puts answer in slot
All set? All right, Tracy, "'Dumb Dora is so dumb, that when she
saw the listing for Whose Line, she thought the show was about
BLANK."
About the stripes on a zebra?
The stripes on a zebra.
*audience boos the answer*
Brett?
Well, sweetie, that was an interesting answer. But I was thinking
more along the lines of....*holds up card* "GROCERY STORES"
BZZT! Chuck?
*boos Brett's answer*
Well I was thinking the same thing as Brett here, only I decided
on "BANKS".
BZZT!
Richard?
I was thinking along a different line...I said "FISHING".
BZZT!
And so we end Round 1 with a score of 0-0. Looks like we're in
for a long night.
Okay, in round 1, Evan went first, so Tracy goes first in round
2. Tracy, pick question A or question B.
B!
B for Barenaked, right?
Of course :)
"Old Man Periwinkle said, 'I love watching Whose Line. What's
best is when Colin and Ryan BLANK."
* RDawson quickly writes answer and yams.
Yawns.
Improvise? :)
Yams? Mmmm!
Yams? Sheeesh!
Yams?
*audience boos Tracy's answer*
Bad answer?
Sounds like one of your FAmily Feud answers, Richard!
At least it makes SENSE. Well, the zebra one was a stretch. :)
* BSomers scribbles on her blue card and places it in the slot
* CNReilly puffs on his pipe as he writes...
Wah, wah, da da da-da-da, wah, wah, da da da-da-da....
* Dr`Nick is now known as McLStev.
Ladies and gentlemen, McLean Stevenson! McLean, the question is,
"Old Man Periwinkle said, 'I love watching Whose Line. What's
best is when Colin and Ryan BLANK."
And you're the only celebrity we haven't heard from
Heh heh! But...are you giving serious answers or funny ones?
Hear the question and then decide :-)
* CNReilly scribbles answer and places it in the slot...*puff, puff, puff*
* RDawson stuck his answer in the slot 10 minutes ago :)
* McLStev inserts card A into slot B
Charles, I think that's the only thing you're sticking in a
slot.... ;)
Stick it in your ear, Gene!
LOL!
LOL!
Looks like our stars are ready. Tracy, "Old Man Periwinkle said,
'I love watching Whose Line. What's best is when Colin and Ryan
BLANK."
Kiss? :)
KISS!
All righty, McLean, what's your response?
*squeals* Got one right! :)
Um, Gene is the host.
Hahaha!
Not yet, the stars haven't answered!
Well, he is an old man, so I was *going* to say "change their
dentures".. but I said "KISS".
DING!
Score's 1-0. Brett?
I've never been so shocked in all my life! That sweet little girl
saying stuff like that. I don't want to talk about it....I said
"KISS"!
DING!
And now Tracy is ahead 2-0. Chuck?
Sorry Tracy, kissing just wasn't on my mind, I said "BREAK UP".
BZZT! And Richard?
I said "SNOG"... I believe that is a match.
DING! All right, Tracy is ahead 3-0. Evan you must get 3 right
to tie, or 4 to win.
The winner goes on to the Big Money Super Match where you can
win up to 10,000 almonds!
LOL!
LOL!
I've been out of work so long, I could use the almonds
Maclean, would you like some Bangers with your M*A*S*H?
Charles...not if YOU are the banger
*snicker*
The new 1977 ColorTrak from RCA gets all the colors right. My
shirt IS bright orange, and my pants are lime green. This is
1977, after all. Whether or not your TV got these colors right,
relax...
Orange and blue, can there be a more ugly colour scheme?
You'll be sitting all day in the gas line because of the oil
crisis. What do you need TV for?
Carter for president!
Ooh, yeah, gas crisis, 50 cents a gallon.
Groovy!
And now back to Match Game with your host, Gene Rayburn!
* CntstBrem drinks Billy Beer
* BSomers pats her bouffant hairstyle
Evan, here's your question. Remember you must get 3 to tie, 4
to win. "Mr. Snodgrass, the gardener, said, 'My favorite part of
Whose Line is when Drew does the BLANK."
Wah, wah, da da da-da-da, wah, wah, da da da-da-da....
* McLStev is thinking.
* BSomers scribbles her answer (misspelled naturally).
* RDawson puts answer in slot
* McLStev is wondering if he will ever get another good TV show.
* McLStev should concentrate on the game.
* CNReilly puffs his pipe, adjusts his huge glasses and writes his answer.
McLStev was drunk on the last episode -- saw it last year on GSN.
*hic*
LOL!
"Maclean got CRAAAAAZY drunk...."
All right, McLean, we're waiting on you...
* McLStev writes down an answer.. not a good answer, but an answer
nonetheless.
* McLStev also writes himself a note to get a better agent.
Okay, Evan, here we go. Remember, 3 to tie, 4 to win. "Mr.
Snodgrass, the gardener, said, 'My favorite part of Whose Line
is when Drew does the BLANK."
The HUSTLE!
BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Okay, let's see if the stars got the obvious answer... McLean?
Well I don't think my answer is the obvious one.. but I said 3
Headed Broadway Star game.
BZZT!
BOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's still better than Evan's answer...
Oh c'mon.. he's pretty funny in it!
Wanna make something of it, Rayburn?
Brett? "Mr. Snodgrass, the gardener, said, 'My favorite part of
Whose Line is when Drew does the BLANK."
Well ya know, Evan, I do a bit of dancing myself, and I think I
remember him doing it, I said "HUSSLE"! *misspelled like she
sometimes does...*
DING!...amazingly!
Charles?
Yes, Gene? Oh! you want my answer do you?
3-1 game now.
Yes, Charles, if you'd be so kind.
Well, I'm not as *hip* at dancing like Brett is, but I do like
music. I said "HOEDOWN".
BZZT!
Ohhhhhh! I get it :-)
And that was the obvious answer.
"Mr. Snodgrass, the gardener, ..."
* Audience screams wildly
I suppose my answer doesn't matter now... like the points.
Go ahead Richard, show it.
Yeah! Wooooh!
But I said "NASTY"... which is what his answer was!
BZZT!
I also had another answer. Something called the Macarena...
whatever that is.
LOL!
* Audience laughs mildly.
Well, Evan, you wound up behind 3-1, but since Tracy had to go,
you're the winner!
Yay!
LOL!
Ooh! Turn of events!
Wah, wah, da da da-da-da, wah, wah, da da da-da-da....
I have no job, I should never have left M*A*S*H, can I share
your almonds with you.. please?? I haven't eaten in weeks...
LOL!
*the set rotates*
Now it's time for the Big Money Super Match where you can win
up to 10,000 almonds! We polled a recent studio audience. And
they were uncomforable for a week afterward.
* Audience winces in nostalgia.
I still can't walk normal anymore.
Easy now Charles...
But we managed to get their answer to this: STEVE ________. Evan,
you can choose three stars to help.
First, I choose Charles.
Sorry, I misread the card, STEVEN ________.
Hmmm, what about "FRY"?
FRY.
OK, I pick drunk McLean.
*hic*
Drunk McLean?
McLean?
Are you okay down there, Maclean?
Better now, thanks
McLean, you're so drunk, you don't even know who you are!
Did you get my answer of "STEEN"?
Now we do. All righty, one more, Evan.
I'll take Li'l Miz Brett.
L'il ol' me? Aren't you a doll. And my answer is what will harm
your plants....FROST!
Okay, we have Steven FRY, Steven STEEN, and Steven FROST. Evan,
you can choose one of those or go with one of your own.
All right, I'm going to go with Brett and say... FROST.
STEVEN FROST is your answer. Let's see the responses:
$100 -- STEEN
$250 -- FRY
$500 -- FROST
*DING DING DING*!
* Audience cheers wildly
* BSomers calls Evan up to give a hug
YEAH!!!
Harrrumph!
And now you'll go for 20 times that amount, or 10,000 almonds!
With a one-on-one match with one of our stars. Which star will
you select, Evan?
OK, I'd like to match with Brett, because she's just so cute.
How many women have you kissed on Family Feud, Richard?
Women? lets' not use the term loosely
* BSomers glowers at Richard.
You been drinking what I've been drinking?
Never mind him, he got up on the wrong side of the bed....
Okay, Brett, we're going for 10,000 almonds. On this match:
________ STYLES.
Wah, wah, da da da-da-da, wah, wah, da da da-da-da....
* BSomers thinks hard, and scribbles down her answer on the card and places
it in the slot...
Okay, Evan, for 10,000 almonds, the whole she-bang, what's your
answer to _______ STYLES?
SONG styles.
SONG styles. Brett, did you say SONG styles?
*Sigh* Ya know Ev, darling, I had a tough choice, it was between
FILM styles and SONG styles.....
So she said RYAN styles.
But I think you'll be glad to know I went with SONG styles!
Harrrumph!
*DING DING DING*!
* Audience cheers wildly!
* McLStev applauds
* BSomers gives Ev a big ol' hug
* CNReilly claps while he smokes.
Yeah!
LOL! I never even thought of that Richard!
Wow! I never could have won that many almonds on the Millionaire
Show!
I expected her to say Ryan Styles... the misspelling and all
I never even thought of Ryan :) Now that I have... :)
Easy Charles! Your scarf is coming loose from around your neck,
Charles.
* CNReilly takes the scarf and strangles Maclean with it.
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OUR CAST OF CHARACTERS
Gene Rayburn .......................... Joe
Johnny Olsen .......................... Joe
Announcer .......................... Jeff K
Brett Somers .......................... Emile
McLean Stevenson .......................... Nick
Charles Nelson-Reilly .......................... Emile
Richard Dawson .......................... Jeff K
Contestant #1 .......................... Evan
Contestant #2 .......................... Tracy
Audience Members .......................... AJOReilly
.......................... Zedge
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