MISSED HITS
One night in IRC, I introduced
my fellow Whosers to a game regularly heard on the BBC Radio
Show "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue". It's called Missed
Hits, and the object is to come up with
suggestions of titles of movies, TV programs, songs, etc. (from
existing ones), which would have
been #1 smash failures. And I must say, they caught on real
quick! Why, see for yourself!
Contributors: Alan, Ang, Emile,
Jeff, John, Jules, Kerri, Stelic
UPDATED August 20, 2001!
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Groaning Pains 99 Red Monkey Butts / 99 Red Babboons The DeathMask This Is Your Life Sentence Phantom Of The Oprah The Donkees Crouching Tigger, Hidden Pooh Bear Hollywood Dodecahedrons The Exorciser Planet Of The Grapes Who's Eating Gilbert Grape? Grace Jones And The Temple Of Doom Prisoner Of Cell Block Preparation H Conan The Librarian / Conan The Barber-ian The Dirty Baker's Dozen The Mommy Mommie Deadest The Fly Is Open / The Fly Is Open II European Vaccination / Christmas Vaccination The Alan / Alan 2 / Alan 3 / Alan Resurrection Stick It To Rider Heckraiser Thursday The 12th That Valley Girl The Wayne Brady Bunch The Steven Tyler Moore Show The Wonderful World Of Mollusks Peter Tork And Mindy Beach Blanket Lotto Saved By The Bel Biv Devoe Dr. Strangeglove Jurassic Parking Saturday Night Flu Chickenheart / Bravefart The Gas Company Men Out Back Lawn Order Heartburn Hotel Rashomon: I Choose You! Barfetta / Red Baretta Shitz The Cat CSI: Crusty Slime Indigestion Mickey Gerbil Father Knows Breasts In The Swill Of The Night Luxury Condo Survivor The Evening Nudes (with Dan Rather) Back To The Fuchsia Army Of Quarkness Berry Gordy's The Penultimate Dragon C++ Instinct Quantum Baby Step Boys Don't Cry...They Dance! I Sorta Like Lucy The Mooners That URL! How The Grinch Stole Arbor Day The Mickey Mousepad Club Full Metal Windbreaker The Schlocky Moron Pitcher Show Pukemon! Just A Second Yellow Diving Bell Scooby Dooby Doo Doo The Harry Truman Show Peoria Squares Kwik Shitz Wheel Of Misfortune Petticoat Dungeon Green Acres And Ham Emile Live! / Essenc Of Emile The Price Is Way Too High A Charlie Chan Christmas Whose Whine Is It Anyway? Two Scrawny Ladies George F. Will And Grace Slick The Paisley Chef Straw Hot-Dogs (by Sam Porkinpah) Rusty Chef Clammy Hand Luke / Cool Ranch Luke Clive Anderson No Talk The Empire Fights Plaque Been Hurt Taupe Dwarf The Ten Suggestions Monty Garter Snake's Biking Flea Circus Some Like It Lukewarm Slattery Night Fever Thank Cod It's Fry-day Neon Love Chicken Run I Go To Washington In The Name Of The Farter My Middle Finger Billy Don't Be A Good Samaritan Raging Bull Durham Last Night I Slept For About A Half Hour L.A.P.D. Confidential What's Eating Gilbert Gottfried Jewish Mother, Uninterrupted The Uncle From Manitoba Hogan's Villains Have I Got Booze For You Cannonball Runs North Park: Smaller, Shorter And Cut A Connecticut Yankee In Larry King's Court Mr. Ed O'Neil / Mr. Ed Asner Married...With Foals Too Gross For Comfort Walt Disney's Magical World Of Colours, But Mostly Baby Sh*t Green The Brady Bush Newparts The Over The Hill Cosby Show Grace Under Coach The Dick Loves Dykes Show Laverne & Shirley McLaine Crappy Days Pork & Mindy Joni Mitchell Loves Chachi / Joanie Loves Crotchie Pretty Expensive Woman Cheech & Chong's Up In Gunsmoke T.J.'s Hookers Charlie's Angles The Wonderbra Years Earth Girls Are Over Easy Strip Tease Mall The Whores At Pooh Corner Best Little Whoserhouse In Texas Stand By, You're A Man Annie Get Your Gumboots The Buddy Holy Story / The Buddy Hackett Story La Bomba Bosomed Buddies Ol' Yeller Submarine Where The Red October Grows A Flea Grows In Brooke Shields In Ned Flander's Fields Catcher In The Ham On Rye Rally Round The Fannie Flagg, Boys! Quantum Creep / Quantum *Bleep* Cool *Bleep* Luke When Harry Pet Sally's The Mr. Bean Field War Rowan Atkinson & Martin Short's Laugh-In Howard Hughes The Duck Back To The Stock Futures Backstreet Boys Town Designing Wiccans WKRAP In Cincinnati I Love Loosely The Rice Is Right The Wizard Of Och Aye! |
SPECIAL SUPPLEMENT
Thanks go out to Kerri and John for providing me with a whole new
bunch of Missed Hits. John's
suggestions are marked by (J), the rest are out of Kerri's warped
mind. :) Thanks a lot guys!
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