a friend forwarded this to me. let's hope he does not get elected this time, and that he fails to steal it again.



Proposed bumper stickers for the next presidential election:

Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism.
Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars.
Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind.
Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one country at a time.
Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.
Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism.
Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.
Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!

Don't think. Vote Bush!
George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency.
George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There.
God Save King George!

last updated: 09.17.2003