Mark Hall -I am Louse and I have chosen to talk about Mark Hall because I feel I know him best.   His name is Mark and he is a Hall and we don't know much about him.  We were never allowed to meet him because we are not responsible enough.  Liz had a picture of him with about 12 million other people in her locker which I believe was AGAINST THE SACRED SCHOOL RULES! tsk tsk will she never learn.  Anyway, i laid on the grass for the sum total of 6 hours in Italy waiting for Liz to come off the phone to Mark.  But i bore my cross and did not complain.  They went on a break much to our disappointment and five minutes later she was going out with...

Derrick Ramsbottom -This may or may not be his second name.  I am Rosie and I have chosen to write about Derrick Ramsbottom as I feel I know him best.  Derrick and Liz met at Her Christening and decided to begin courting.  We were informed of this when we found her lying in a puddle laughing hysterically at his face.  I  can't remember if this actually happened but I'm sure it did.  Derrick was rather prone to picking Elizabeth up and throwing her into a dustbin.  Elizabeth then told Derrick to do this to me.. He tried but I hit him with my 2001 manifesto HA HA HA. tra la la.  On one occasion, Elizabeth blatantly defied logic, gravity and the school rules by standing 1cm outside the school gates to chat to Derrick before being scared off by a dinner lady.  Elizabeth chooses to use the phrase "Rebound" to explain the phenomenon that is Derrick Ramsbottom.  Sadly they are no longer together, however, out of the ashes, arose...

Dan King-I am Natalie Mitchell Small But Cunning and i have chosen to talk about Dan King because i feel i know him best.  Dan represents the forces of good and evil in this world which is a coincidence as Elizabeth believes in forces.  examples of his good points are putting a paper bag on Elizabeth's head and owning a seafood cd.  his evil is endless.........