This is a manly colour...........don't ask us why we are using it for the dam page.
Dan is elizabeth's better half. See The Boyfriend Graveyard for a detailed description of his life and times.
3 or 2 its up to you! And after much deliberation Natalie Mitchell come on down!
Anyways, Dam Robert is Elizabeth Boyfriend. eugh boys are disgusting. they stink don't you think. He is like Elizabeth in many ways ie stupid.
i have exactly those socks except blue and i brought them today.
Like Elizabeth who Dan actually is, Dan also tends to stick his mouth in his foot at regular intervals:
| "I LOVE THE SILK!!!!" |
| "I'll see you when I see you when I next see you when I see you." |
| He doesn't say anything anything anything else as we are not responsible enough to talk to him. meep according to rosie he says fair enough a lot but then SHE cant really be trusted CAN SHE EH LIZ?! |
| "That's a cheese and tomato spider if i ever saw one. DUDE! Radical!" |
| "Ah so small" When describing Natalie Mitchell. HE PUT HIS ARM AROUND HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Child molester. He should be shot, or at least castrated. |
| His official sound is apparently MWAH. |
There have also been some times of united stupidity between these two young lovers. OH COME YOUNG LOVERS! LA DE DEE DAH!!
| Dan had a duck change to become a real boy |
| Dan felt like punching a wall |
| Dan felt like punching us |
| Dan will punch us |
| Dan will pinch us |
| Talking of this Dan punched Louise's arse! ooh! and then he pinched the wall! |
| Don't pinch us please Dan! Please! |
| Dan broked his hoody and Liz sewed it right up for him |
| Dan is sewed in on a regular basis. |
| Call me Sha |
| Blow me down with a feather |
| What else> |
| SKATE MARSHALL |
| Rosie was talking to him and he pretended he had fallen asleep rather than talk to her. Nice eh? |
| He will never talk to us online. EVER. |
| He hates us. And no one hates us and gets away with it. Not even Franky. Her time will come. |
| He wore a leotard when we went bowling. Clearly the wrong sportswear. |
| He claims to be cleverer than me. HUH! |
| HE FAILED HIS DRIVING TEST! HAHAH |
| He thought he would pass it first time- i believe his arrogant words were "its in the bag" |
| Shaved a leg |
| Got stoned in the Ash Tree Pub. Liz was NOT impressed. |
| He goes on too many holidays. |
| He thinks he's Jonny Knoxville- no really. |
| He lost a surfing competition |
| He slid around on his arse in communal showers once a week. |
| He cant skate. AND MATT CAN! HAHAHAHA so there |
| He wasn't a grunger before he met Liz. |
| He got a nose bleed in the "moshpit" |
| He has a random tube in his neck |
| He subscribes to Pilot Monthly. |
| He doesn't wank. EVER. |
| He doesn't have porn |
| He doesn't fancy men. Honest. |
| He'd like to be "In the Navy" |
SORRY DAN. DON'T KILL US. IT WAS ALL DAVE'S IDEA.
BEARD!! We forgot to tell you about his beard. Its 6 feet long and growing by the day. Soon he hopes to break a world beard record! GO FOR GOLD DAN!
This is a charming and festive pic o' dan.
Much to our disbelief liz has recently admitted what we all suspected for a long time. DAN HATES ROSIE. But apparently he doesn't hate the rest of us. I'm outraged! We have given him every reason. COME ON DAN! BE A MAN AND HATE US. He's 18 soon. He's so punk rawk.
Recently, dan also told liz that she needs to be weaned off him because she spends too much time with him. We have only been saying this for a year. However, she chose to ignore his advice and threw herself into him and the moshpit of their love.
Dan has become stale, stagnant and boring now i predict so go and find out some more about liz!
Disclaimer: Similarities to actual dans are purely coincidental. Don't get in a Kp.