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this page is here to explain the phenomena that is the KP STRESS
So called because Kermit Pevin's name is Kermit Pevin.
Previously, it had been known as the Elizabeth stress, but we needed something more snappy for a move into the 22nd centuryBC. It can be abbreviated to "She's in a KP!" or "She's KP'd" Which Rosie loves to shout out, angering her further.
Signs and Symptoms:
| Hair Brushed over face |
| Looking down rocking |
| Pecking her fingernails |
| Eyebrows raised |
| Not saying much |
| Tossing her head |
| Not talking to Louise |
| Tries to express an opinion |
| And fails |
| Kicks the chair |
| Leans back in chair |
| Slams Doors |
| Flounces about in and out of rooms |
| Texts dan but this happens anyway |
| is a sulk arse |
Cure
Not Applicable
Examples:
| When we performed the liz loves bondage song - it was the writing on her locker that toppled her over the edge |
| When we mock her text messages |
| VEGETARIANISM AAAAAAAHHH AND HIPPOCRASy (i know its spelt wrong billy) |
| When I knock her dirnk over |
| When I throw her purse at her |
| When i speak |
| When louse speaks |
| When natty nat nat nat speaks |
| When someone criticises left front tyre |
| WHen we speak to dane bowers |
Phone Syndrome
Dan recently invested in a new telephone machine (mobile) and cast off his old "cast off" (mobile) to the delighted Liz. Liz now clutches this phone more than her "ex-phone" and it has a special shooty out thing, in the style of the matrix. She delights in doing an impression of Neo while whispering "morpheous" repeatedly. She likes to clickety click (or clickety clit) it when in a KP stress i.e. constantly.
If you want to avoid Liz being in a KP, don't get to know her! Go back andfind out some useful information which you can use to blackmail her SHe will kp if we write about things that we cant say but they rhyme with claires accessories.