It's countdown with Richard Whitely is that his namE? hi carol VORDERMAN THAT IS

 

They had a vengence, now they are back for a final showdown.  Its Lizpuff anD JEssica Walters (otherwise known as aunt sponge)

In poo corner it's winnie the pooh. In muller fruit corner, its Liz and in woo corner it's Aunt Sponge. Meanwhile Jack Horner is in another corner altogether.

Poo is the referee he has a microphone. For more about poo, click here: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Round 1

The banging on the table: Liz loves to sing along to a new found glory.  When Jessica one day attempted to join in with the tap a tap a on the table, Liz got angry. "no" she shrieked and criticized Jessica's timing and tapping with the wong withum.  As i said before, you can talk.  Jessica insisted that She was right but liz twisted the knife and aunt sponge got worried and decided to back off.

The Result: Jessica won, Liz thought she did.

Round 2

Red hot chilli peppers: I cant spell it. FIGHT FIGHT. Jessica likes to state her preference for the red hot chilli peppers. Liz doesn't.  One day, Jessica decided to do just this with disasterous results.  ERM SPIT. Liz attempted to take the moral high ground by claiming that she KNEW they were a good band. HUH. 

The Result: Jessica won, Liz thought she did.

Round 3

The sit: Jessica took it upon herself to sit in Natalie's chair, completely innocently you understand.  Liz failed to understand.  She flounced in and ordered Jessica to skidaddle.  Jessica pouted and refused.  Peacemaker Natalie waddled in to explain the situation and all was well.

The Final Result: Jessica won, Liz thought she challenged the authority of the judges.

SO, all this proves that Jessica is the superior being and Liz is merely the inferior fruitloop.