Thelma and Louise 
Top Ten Reasons Why Joy and Erica Get Along
Top Ten Reasons Why Louise is Lost without Thelma
Top Ten reasons that you know you've lost too many brain cells
Top Ten reasons that you know you've lost too many brain cells (part 2)
Top Ten reasons why Joy and Erica (If that's their real names) can't be in the same school together
Top Ten Reasons Why Joy and Erica are Doomed.....
Top Ten Reasons Why Thelma is still alive.....
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Joy and Erica's Favorite Quotes....
9. Cohorts! Joy is really sick from school Mr. Delucca
8. Passing notes? We were discussing Maria Tuhab. I swear!
7. Erica is really the shy one. Joy's voice is speaking thru Erica's mouth
6. They were banned from being friends. The first thing a child does is what she's told not to!
5. Barry, Maurice and Robin
4. We don't like players. Okay, we don't like, like them. Okay, but only if they're cute!
3. W"e Dine and Dash at Friendly's just in time to watch Sesame Street and Betty Lou.
2. Wake up Leon, we're going shopping. Woodbridge has a reserved parking spot for us.
1. They're not just Joy and Erica. They're so many of us that statistically two of our personalities have to get along at any given moment.
9. She needs someone to drive the get away car
8. All great criminals have had an accomplish
7. A therapist should not be 200 miles away
6. Two cause more trouble then one
5. Her credit cards may be taken away from not enough use
4. To prove she is really the innocent one
3. Money saved in stamps could feed a starving child in Africa
2. Postmen have enough to do without reading our letters
1. She needs Thelma to save her from Phi Sigma Kappa
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(ex. Side view mirrors)
9. Go with three guys from the same frat
8. Take folk/square dancing or Aerobic Dance
7. Have more than 1 personality
6. Are the only ones scared at Fright Fest
5. You can't figure out where NYC is after 6 months
4. You think there is a tunnel connecting England and America for 18 years
3. Can't figure out how to steal street signs
2. You can't find Tower Records
1. You forget stamps or addresses on letters and send them anyway
9. You walk into those huge things called walls.
8. You have NO directional skills whatsover.
7. You can't remember if you're walking up the stairs or trying to get down
6. You grew up in Middlesex
5. You begin to miss Middlesex
4. You can't blame hook-ups on beer goggles, it's just goggles
3. People ask you if you're drunk when you're sober
2. You believe England can be driven to
1. You have one brain cell shared with someone who lives 200 miles away.
9. We'd get no work done
8. We'd skip class every day
7. We would play every hottie at the college and leave none for everyone else
6. We'd get drunk every night
5. We would bring the snoopy snow cone machine to class
4. Everyone would know our lives b/c our notes would be read to the class
3. There would be no street signs left (we'd steal them all)
2. We'd get lost and never find our school or classes
1. We would kill all the guys and flee the country.
9. They share the same brain cell...
8. Oh, and the brain cell is MISSING
7. They have no directional skills whatsoever!
6. They enjoy driving around and shooting men
5. They cause disasters whenever they are near a kitchen, or kitchen appliance
4. The multiple personality problem
3. No one will believe who Really was the bad influence (Always those quiet ones you should look out for!)
2. They graduated from Middlesex High School
9. She has a cohort so together they have 18 lives (9+9)
8. She gets herself out of trouble almost as much as in to trouble.
7. She has the amazing abilitiy to bullshit her way out of situations (shares this quality with Louise) ex. Nazi-Zengel
6. Is separated by 200 miles from Louise- otheriwise they'd both be dead.
5. The postal system would go out of business if she was killed.
4. Life would be to easy if she got killed
3. Louise would be overwhelmed with the entire brain cell
2. Who would discover the chunnel?
1. She is protected from the Phi Sig spell becuase Louise and her are in this together.
