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Top Ten Things President Bush Plans
To Do During His Month-Long Vacation

10. Come up with nicknames for leaders of
developing nations for use at
upcoming UN kegger.

9. Polish off that tricky 500-piece jigsaw
puzzle that has been keeping him up nights.

8. Tell Al Gore not to be mad he didn't win
the election, because he is gonna get rich
off all those inventions.

7.  Memorize the capitols of all 46 states.

6. Learn how to say "personified" without looking
amazed at the big word coming out of his mouth.

5. Ask Dad what those colored phones
are all about in the Oval Office.

4. Figure out why when bread is put into
the toaster, toast comes out.

3. Finally getting around to reading
"Presidency for Dummies".

2. Work on his vocabulation and pronunciary.

1. Spend the first three weeks on the Texas ranch,
but has no plans for the other three weeks.



A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer.
The bartender informed him that he was not
allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons.
After a few harsh words, the bartender
suggested to the drunk that he prove he wasn't
drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.

As he was doing the push-ups, another
drunk staggers into the bar and sees this guy
on the floor doing push-ups. He looks at him for
a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying,
"Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."



Sam and Anni are at the beach sitting on a
blanket.  A man with a body of a dancer wearing
a bikini swimsuit walks by.
Sam: Hmm... Want ME to wear a Speedo?
Anni: No.
Sam: Why not? I've got nothing to hide.
Anni: That's the problem.



Thor, the norse god of thunder,
decided that he needed some female company.
 He soon met a beautiful woman and they
snuck away for some lovemaking.

After many hours, he felt it was time to
tell the woman that he was more than
just a mortal man.
He decided to tell her his name.
"I'm Thor." he said.

"YOU'RE Thor?!!!" she exclaimed.
"I'm tho thor I can barely sit down."



A young lady in the maternity ward just prior
to labor is asked by the midwife if she
would like her husband to be present at the birth.

"I'm afraid I don't have a husband"
she replies.
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?"
asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"

"No, I'm unattached,
I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks
to the young woman.

"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl,
but I must warn you before you see her
that the baby is black"

"Well," replies the girl.
"I was very down on my luck, with no money
and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job
in a porno movie. The lead man was black."

"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife,
"that's really none of my business and I'm
sorry that I have to ask you these awkward
questions but I must also tell you that the
baby has blonde hair."

"Well yes," the girl again replies,
"you see I desperately needed the money
and there was this Swedish guy also involved
in the movie, what else could I do?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats,
"that's really none of my business and I
hate to pry further but your baby
has slanted eyes."

"Well yes," continues the girl,
"I was incredibly hard up and there was a
little Chinese man also in the movie,
I really had no choice."

At this the midwife again apologises collects
the baby and presents her to the girl,
who immediately proceeds to give baby a
slap on the bum. The baby starts crying
and the mother exclaims,
"Well thank god for that!"

"What do you mean?"
says the midwife, shocked.

"Well," says the girl extremely relieved,
"I had this horrible feeling that it
was going to bark."

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