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ADULT LINKS:
If you are easily Offended by
Adult Language/Graphics/Humor
DO NOT CLICK
on these:
LUCKY KISS
Hecklers.com: OPERATION
Please Shut Up!
Peris of SLOPE Parking!
 New Sex HELP line
DONT try this trick at HOME!
Hillary's Revenge!
HOLD me!
Imaginative Exercise!
For My Male ZooBies
Ladies, Your Stud of the Day





Top Ten Rejected Campbell's Soups

10. Navel Lintel

9. Don't Ask, Don't Tell Navy Bean

8. Menstruoni

7. Alphabet Soup For Dyslexics

6. Scab Bisque

5. Bryant Gumbo

4. Soylent Green Bean Soup

3. Matzoh Ball and Pork

2. Primordial

1. Beef Barely



How Different Personalities
Cope in the Men's Room



Excitable
Shorts half twisted around
and ripped; obviously can't find the hole


Sociable
Joins friends in pissing whether
he has to or not


Cross-eyed
Looks into next urinal to
see how the other guy is fixed


Timid
Cannot piss if someone is watching,
flushes urinal and comes back later


Indifferent
If all urinals are being used,
pisses in sink


Clever
No hands, fixes tie,
looks around and pisses on floor


Worried Not sure of where he has been lately,
makes quick inspection


Frivolous
Plays stream up, down and across
urinal, tries to hit other urinals


Absent Minded
Opens vest, pulls out tie,
pisses in pants


Chlidish
Pisses directly in bottom of urinal,
likes to see it bubble


Tough
Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it


Patient
Stands very close for a long time
waiting, lets it drip dry,
reads with other hand


Efficient Waits until he has to crap,
then does both

Drunk Holds left thumb
in right hand, pisses in pants

Disgruntled Stands for a while,
gives up, walks away

Conceited Holds two inch dick like
a baseball bat


Desperate
Waits in long line with teeth
floating; ultimately pisses in pants



Jim was talking to Bob.

"So, Bob, how's it going with the ladies?"

"Women, to me,
are nothing but sex objects."

"Really?"

"Yep," Bob shook his head,
"Whenever I mention sex, they object."



Two ladies were talking when the first
one says, "My cousin from
Alabama is coming to visit me and
my family this weekend.

The second lady asks,
" Oh really, is she nice?"

The first lady says,
"I guess so.
I mean, she's sweet and all,
but she's from the only place in the world
where counting is, '1, 2, 3, 4,
a whole shitload!' "



Similarities Between Monica Lewinsky
and Marilyn Monroe


Monroe has six letters and
begins with M-O-N
Monica has six letter and
begins with M-O-N


Marilyn posed nude for Hugh Hefner
Monica posing nude looks like a heifer!


Kennedy watched Marilyn while
he invaded Cuba
Bill invaded Monica with a Cuban cigar!


Marilyn watched Kennedy debate
Monica watched Bill masturbate


Marilyn could not avoid Jackie
Monica could not avoid what Bill Jacked


Marilyn believed that men prefer blondes
Monice believed that men
preferred blow jobs


Marilyn did Bob and Jack
Monica bobbed and jacked


Jackie made John cut his ties
with Marilyn
Hillary made Bill cut up his ties
from Monica


Norma Jean just didn't fit Marilyn
Normal jeans just don't fit Monica


The kennedy Presidency was
stained by Marilyn
The Clinton Presidentsy stained Monica


Marilyn sang Happy Birthday
to the president
Monica hummed Happy birthday
on the president



Answer to Wednesday's Riddle:
No, Annabelle is married to Benjamin Edwards and he has the
smallest annual income. Felix's wife is Iris Hayes.




"RECIPES"
Morgan's Grilled Fish
Cheese Onion Garlic Bread
Spinach and Strawberry Salad
Grilled Potatoes and Onion
Blueberry Bread
some Great Links for BBQs!
Barbeque Recipes
Kids are picky eaters during the summer!
TRY SOME OF THESE!
Kids Recipes



"COMPUTER TIPS"

GLOBAL FOLDER VIEWING OPTIONS

Do you have a favorite way of viewing
a folder's contents--for example, always as a Web page
and always the Large Icon view?

Rather than set these options every time
you open a new window, set them once
and be done with it.
Windows 98 will apply your view options globally.

Open any Explorer window and
select View, Folder Options. Select the View tab,
click the Like Current Folder button,
then click Yes to confirm.

Every window you open from that point
forward will look the way you want it to.

If the taskbar gets in your way,
there are a few ways to move or hide it. You
can move it to the top or sides of your screen
by dragging and dropping it on the appropriate edge.

Wherever the taskbar is, right-click on it,
choose Properties and check the Auto Hide
option to make it disappear until you move the
mouse pointer to the screen edge where it hides.

To hide it permanently,
turn off Auto Hide and drag the taskbar off
the screen. Its edge will stay visible so you
can drag it back again.



You can set your browser to include time
and date information when you print a Web page
Go to File/Page Setup in Navigator or IE.

In Navigator, check "Date printed under footer,"
and your printouts will include the date and time.
In IE, you can have the time and date printed
in the header or footer. You have to enter the
proper codes in the Header or Footer box.

If you want the time and date,
type &t &d in the appropriate text box.

You might want to leave a few spaces between
the codes to separate the time and date
on the printed page.







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