Birthdate: unknown
Occupation: Thug
Interests: Thuggin'
Vehicle: '87 Volvo 740 (suped up)
Step up, punk! Thug life representin' at the Phat Crib 11. Yo, I got more hoe's than you got VD's. Yo momma's so poor, when i was walking down the sidewalk, I stepped out a smoke, and she said, who turned off the heat? Heck yeah, dawgs. I'm now taking applications for the new open position at Cheung's Booty-for-a-Nite submit a picture of your assets, leave a pager number, fools.
I just got outta jail two weeks ago - some cracker put me in the hole for painting AZIAN on the side of his squad car. What the heck was that? He better be glad I wasn't packin' heat that day, fool, or else I wouldah made me a white cracker sandwich.
Right now I'm frontin as a student at USC- moh like I'm extending the business and tappin some more jailbait, ya hear? Dis whole medical thing? I don't know what that's about. I don't care! I'm just lookin' for the next hit, ya know what i mean? If it takes being a doctor, shrink, whateva to get the stuff, i'm there. I'm a tough guy. Don't mess.
Forget school, heck, I'm just lookin for the next set of DSL's. Catch my latest rap album, called "Get Your Dirty White Hands Off Me Before I Chop Suey Your Momma", with the hit single "Azianz vs. Bolivianz." Whateva whateva.
