home of the industrial strength, jolt-flavoured, triple espresso with crack in it.
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home of the industrial strength, jolt-flavoured, triple espresso with crack in it. |
· completed layout / 05-23-02
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it's always electric vinegar this. electric vinegar that. well it's electric vinegar's turn. you bettah step over and reco'nize the all mighty electric vinegar. he don't take no smack. he's stylin' and profilin'. he's hot. he's spicy. he tastes great with soup. and it's his house and he built it. so move over. it's all about electric vinegar now, boiii. |
As most of you have probably heard by now, I have failed yet again to make Forbes magazine's Richest Billionaires List. Every year I run out to the newsstand to pick up that particular issue, and every year I walk away disappointed. I mean, it's just one minor technicality that keeps me off the list. Namely, the fact that I'm not a billionaire. It's just not right. I oughtta write the editor, demand they come up with an alternate list honoring the slummin'est slackers of the year. I'll be all over that list, boy. They could even launch a spinoff 'zine, TeknoSlacker Forbes, to chronicle the success stories of the zero income bracket. The inaugural issue could feature me on the cover. Hot topics: "Piracy: Is it for you?" - "I have a sugar daddy and I'm proud." - "Break-Even-Quick Schemes!" And of course, there'll be an annual Golddigger issue spotlighting all the lovely ladies of slackdom. It's a blockbuster, I'm telling you. |