Hey its me, Don! I got stuff i wanna say and bitch about! Woo! 1) I cant get any friends. Its hard. People talk about shit around me and i dont care. So they dont like me. Its funny. Ussually when i like someone its cause they have intelligent conversations about stupid shit. Like they would go into depth about which would win in a fight, a German soilder or a Pokemon. And talk about it for hours like it was the coolest thing to talk about in the world. Smoking weed is also a plus. Potheads make good friends. They get along with everyone. 2) Monkeys are the nastier version of humans. They even have human features. I belive we came from the monkeys. We evolved and took showers instead of rolling around in our own shit. JOY! 3) Sleeping is fun. When you sleep the world disapears. Theres nothing else like it in the world. We take advantage of it cause we do it daily, so it doesnt seem as special. 4) I like the way i spell. If i misspell* somethin i dont give a damn. Its modern day art to me if i spell something incorectly. You should spell things the best you can. And if people dont like it threaten to kill them. 5) Its kinda fun to hate 90% of all people, i do. Just because everyone else looks down on you for it doesnt mean i do. It puts you in the 10% of people i like accually. 6) TV's and computers are the greastest forms of entertainment ever made. They even beat women because they get old and ugly and start bitching. TV's and computers only get better as time progresses. God bless Bill Gates and his monopoly. 7) I dont give a shit what you think unless its possitive. 8) I think its funny that people pay more money to have a guys name on there clothes like Tommy Hilfigger or whatever the fuck his name is. Its a patch with a guys name you dont even know or like. Why support something like that? 9) School sucks. Quit. Its only good to go to school if you a: give a fuck or b:plan to do some of the shit they teach (besides the stuff you should know like 1st-9th) in your life later on. I dont think knowing some guy cut a cheery tree down three hundred years ago is really going to have an impact on my future. Maybe its just me. 10) Not everything people say is true. People care about thereselves just like you do. No matter what they say, its about me myself and i to them. Sometimes when people do care, its not about you but what you do for them. What emotions you make them feel And so on. When you die there crying for thereselves not you. There going to miss the things you did for them (again emotionally or otherwise). 11) Everything i say is true. I have no reason to lie. I say these things so you can hate me or love me and possibly sign my guestbook. Like i said above... its about me. 12) If you feel something is right and everyone else tells you its wrong, its right. Some people let the majority think for them. They dont think for thereselves like you and me. 13) Bullies in school suck. They should have there amrs cut off and put up there asses. If you gotta fight someone go take boxing lessons, join some kinda cult are be a ultimate fighting champion so i can watch you on my illegal satelite that gets all the pay-per-views free. 14) Id write a book but id get sick of the idea after about 6 pages because id be to busy thinkin of the stuff i wanna do but cant like chase down a t-rex and film a documentary on it. 15) My childhood was not fucked up. Im happy just lonely.