Rat Palace Wednesday

Our Fantasy Football Team


Up the Rats!!

This is our virtual football team that competed throughout the 1998-99 season in a league run by a bloke called Scott.

Our team was in a 4-3-3 formation and the players were selected mostly on the basis that they have silly names. We also like Italians so we included four of them, and a bald bloke for good measure.

The players were as follows, with a link to the official website for their team. Each player got an asterisk (*) every time they featured as the week's Best Current Player and a hash sign (#) every time they featured as the week's Worst Current Player.

David SEAMAN - fnarr fnarr!



David SEAMAN: goalkeeper (Arsenal FC)

********


Italian Stallion



Alessandro PISTONE: full back (Newcastle United)

######## subbed out 24 Nov.


Uncle Fester



Gianluca FESTA: centre back (Middlesbrough FC)

**


The Beef



Frank LEBOEUF: centre back (Chelsea FC)

*****************


Fish-face



Steve GUPPY: full back (Leicester City)

*****


Gustave



Gustavo POYET: midfield (Chelsea FC)

** subbed out 18 Jan.


Duff by name, duff by nature



Damian DUFF: midfield (Blackburn Rovers)

subbed out 4 April

Car Bone



Benito CARBONE: midfield (Sheffield Wednesday)

Oh no, he plays for Wimbledon. How did he get in?



Efen EKOKU: striker (Wimbledon)

subbed out 12 Feb.


Clive the Jive



Clive MENDONCA: striker (Charlton Athletic)

*


Ref-kicker



Paolo DI CANIO: striker (Sheffield Wednesday)

Substitutes

Hamburger


Stefan SCHNOOR: full back (Derby County)

subbed in 24 Nov. for Pistone


The Man Who Lost Us the World Cup.


David BECKHAM: full back (Manchester United)

subbed in 18 Jan. for Poyet


Jules.


Julian JOACHIM: striker (Aston Villa)

subbed in 12 Feb. for Ekoku


The Man With No Photo...


Bjarne GOLDBAEK: midfield (Chelsea FC)

subbed in 4 April for Duff


Throughout the season, we'll be getting weekly updates on the progress of Rat Palace Wednesday. The number of points we score and the place of the team in the table each will be charted right here...





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