Meet the Pervy Elf Fanciers (and one Pervy Man Fancier) who inhabit the hunt.
In order of appearance...
NIMRODEL
(aka: Nim)SAFFRON PISKIE
Nimrodel is the one the censors are always chasing, especially when she's alone with Legolas. She also has a tendancy to be, well, accident prone and tends to forget where she's laid her own traps. But she supplies us with Marshmellow Creme, so we forgive her for her rather frequent practical jokes involving X's on tents and Haldir.
(aka: Saffron)
Saffron is a proper British hunter who likes her cup of tea with the hot Elves. She's always good-natured and composed, but never, never get between Saffron and her tea. She's often too busy with her Borgil to join in the hunt, and the hunters miss her dearly in her absence.
(aka: Tadan)
An odd blonde with a thing for Elrond. Why? No one knows. An even odder thing is that the others have tendancy to follow her. Scary, isn't it? Tadan is a sure shot with her Lembas Launcher (and also one of the inventors) who often teams up with Luitha to go rescue PEFs in distress. One warning: A bored Tadan is a dangerous Tadan. When this Half-Elf has nothing to do, it's time to run for your life.
(aka: Liz)
Lizard is an energetic Pervy Legolas fancier, always ready to have her Elf kidnapped..wait a sec..I mean kidnap her Elf....or actually, I think I mean both. She's got the best fashion sense on the team (two words; Banana Republic). Under only two circumstances is this Lizard dangerous. The first is if you take away her Elf. The second is if you give her sugar or alcohol. If either of these happen, run for your life.
(aka: Undomiel)LUINEARATOWEN
Undomiel loves Glorfindel, and loves adventure. She is our peacekeeper, which is sometimes needed, as there is only one Legolas and lots of huntresses who want him. She tends to rescue PEF's from their own traps more frequently than she gets caught in them.
(aka: Luin)
Poor Luin, try as she might, she can't seem to get an Elf. But hey, its the thought that counts, right?
(aka: Tin)
Tinuviel is one of our few hunters with a sense of reality. After all, she knows that catching Elves isn't all that easy, and that shows a very firm grasp of reality indeed. Tinuviel is also the only Gildor fancier, though she is willing to share if need be. She and Nimrodel form Double Trouble (DT) and they have a knack for getting themselves hung in trees by stepping into their own rope traps.
(aka: Mariana)TINUVIE1
Mariana is our first entreprenuar. She opened up a beauty salon to draw in hot Elves. So it didn't work. Oh well, she still got some Legolas. Clearly she isn't too disappointed. She's also one of the most adapt hunters and successfully recruited Steward Boromir to the cause. Her tastes are known to vary from Elves to Men to Evil Dark Lords (which she vehemently denies).
(aka: Tinuvie)
Our chemisty whiz, Tinuvie has bored many an enemy out of their wits with science. And many an ally, too. But once she distracts the enemies, it is always easier to defeat them. As our resident supplier of Chloroform bombs, she kept the secret of sleeping gas from the elves... Well, almost. Glorfindel has learned a thing or two about chemistry from her, at Undomiel's willingness to share.
(aka: Luitha, El luitha)JUNIPER
The one and only true Pervy Manly Man fancier, Luitha is quick with her mind and her horse Asfaloth is even quicker. Or maybe it should be the other way around? She eventually caught Undomiel's ex, the Still-not-King Ranger Aragorn. Luitha (also the only full Elf huntress) and Tadan form the HIP Dastardly Duo (DD) in opposition to Nim and Tin's DT.
Poor Juniper has a tendancy to be late. But with all the troubles we seem to get into, is that really a bad thing?
The supplier of most of the hilarity within the Elf Hunt, Cienanos is rarely without her pans, cow Rupert, and Yoda. And that's a good thing. Really. Her claim to fame is a cook-off with the Iron Chef and being a witness in the famous murder trial of the Waffle Iron Killer.
One of Elfcat's first moves was to dump the Miruvoir out. Not a good thing when stuck in a cell with huntresses, all of whom are drunk. And then she started painting on one with nail polish. Perhaps she likes getting glared at? Elfcat is a bundle of energy, whizzing around with more companions than you can count on two hands, most of which exist as tripod squares. She is still working hard toward her tae bo certification.GOTTADANCE
A second scientist, and yet another Legolas lover, Gottadance takes pleasure in being silly. She has a tendency to get left behind, but can rescue herself (a rare talent among hunters), and is good at (even rarer) putting on her thinking cap and knowing how to use it.
(aka: Kelsey)ELWEN HIN I LOME
Kelsey is a very 'highborn' girl who spends most of her time talking to the Elf rulers. She's another tae bo instructor in training.
(aka: Elwen)FRODOLOVER5
Elwen hung out with us a bit, then went to help us rescue Orlando when ELF recaptured him. Seemingly got left behind, as no one has heard from her since.
(aka: Frodolover, FL5)SILVER ELF PARYNDAS
One of our youngest members, FL5 is very full of energy. You have to be if you are hunting.
(aka: Silver Elf)
Silver Elf often seems to fall in over her head, but after a bit manages to regain it, and regale us with delightful misadventures. Her temper is memorable, and tales of it have scared many an ELF.
(aka: Lila)MENEELDA STAR
Lila is another helpful member of the hunt who drops in occasionally to lend a hand and is always there when you need an extra common sense cricket or two. She's the other PMF on the hunt.
(aka: Meneelda)ELVENKISSESOFMIRKWOOD
Meneelda is a caring, spunky huntress who sometimes lets her emotions get away from her.
(aka: EK)SERVENT OF MELIAN
EK enjoys the Elves so much, she doesn't mind watching them while the others ahve fun. But then, she likes making other types of fun for herself.
(aka: SoM)BLENDA
The only male really involved in the hunt, SoM watches from the sidelines and only interrupts occasionally. But he's been with the hunt from the very beginning, and is still keeping updated with the current hysterics.
Another long time hunter that only really got involved later on. But she's well known and loved!AFLON
Aflon does not get personally involved in the hunt itself, but does relate her elf sightings in her gym and horror stories about her hobbit-of-a-personal-trainer.
***Cast still incomplete and will be updated with each finished chapter
GO US!
June 2002
Luitha and Tadan