You have memorized all of Elijah's movies, descriptions and all (let's admit...thats a lot of flicks people)
You have Elijah quotes written, well, everywhere.
You're on a new Elijah site every day.
Everybody you've encountered knows you love Elijah, what his middle name is, and basically every other thing there is to know about him.
You buy something just because it has a tiny thing of Elijah in it (or possibly the mention of his name...ooo)
You write Mrs. Elijah Wood all over your binder (hey...okay some people do that you know!)
Don't you wish you could be in the make out scenes with him? (like I said...some people have issues)
If people call him ugly, you go and burn their houses down. (Okay, well not literally...but maybe you have the desire to)
If he's not your friends favorite actor, you turn them into an Elijah fan, but then tell them "But he's mine"
You often get into catfights with your friends over who will be Mrs. Elijah Wood
You have your own Elijah website (nooooo really?)
You think Elijah is a cute name (hey I happen to)
You compare all guys to Elijah, thus, no one satisfies you.
You freak out if Elijah is on the tele (hey I do...dont you?)
The first thing you ask anybody is "So....you like Elijah Wood?"
You dress up as Frodo Baggins for Halloween, even if you have to pluck the hairs from your eyebrows and glue it to your feet (hey thats not a bad idea!)
You talk about Elijah as if you've met him (in my dreams I have...I have realistic dreams)
You think about Elijah every millisecond.
Elijahelijahelijahelijahelijahelijahelijahelijahelijahelijahelijahelijaheliijah......
(Okay...so most of these are like my friend Molly's Ewan obsessions...but so what?!
Here's her site...with the ORIGINAL ones [Keep in mind she doesn't like Elijah....shun but some of mine are different]) MOLLY'S SITE
