Casey-No! No! not the pole!
Coach Willis-You're not really into sports...
Casey-I don't think a person should run unless he's being chased.
Delilah-Are you hitting on my Casey?
Casey-No, I was just saying you can be pretty cool sometimes...this not being one of them
Stokely-Body snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction of the library.
Casey-Yeah, so is Schindler's List.
Casey-It must really blow being you.
Stan-You have no idea...
Casey-You can be such a...
Delilah-What?
Casey-Pretty cool human being. When you're not being a first class, grade A bitch.
From Deep Impact
Boy-Hey Leo, now that you're famous, you'll be getting more sex.
Leo-Really?!
From The War
Stu-People can do anything they want to as long as they believe they can.
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