- Elle CossingtonSmith
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"Did you know he is dislexic?" {Sarah Jones}
"Really? Then why isn't he skinny?" {Elle}
"Ummm...what the?" {Sarah Jones}
"Oh..wait...I'm thinking of Bulemic..." {Elle}
PEMBERTON ART CAMP 2003
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"Is that over there?" {Qiao-Lin Cheong}
CUNDERDIN GUITARSTROPHE! CAMP 2003
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"Does a chicken have a shell?" {Emily Gray}
YEAR 8 SCIENCE - MR COATES CLASS - 1999
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"I mean everyone knows we wear womens underwear" {Luke Green}
YEAR 12 GEOGRAPHY 2003
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Grace Law: "What does this mean?" (pointing to a word in an essay)
Elle: "Basically 'the reason'..."
Grace: "Oh Fan-cay!"
Elle: "You know you can just right click on words in Microsoft word and it will come up with a list of similies?"
Grace: "What? Write Click?"
Elle: "Yeah, you know how there's two buttons on your mouse, a right and a left..."
Grace: "Oh! I thought you meant write like w-r-i-t-e click..."
Elle: "Yeah Grace! You write the word click right through your essay and then your teacher asks you 'what's that all about?' and you say 'I was trying to use the thesaurus'"
Grace: "Shut up!"
YEAR 12 ENGLISH LITERATURE 2003
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Mrs R: "What do you think?"
Class: *silence*
Mrs R: "I think so..."
Elle: "You are having a conversation with yourself..."
Mrs R: "hahahaha.... .... Shut up!"
YEAR 12 MUSIC LITERATURE 2003
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Elle: "How would that have made you green?"
Lauren Paul: "Because I would have fallen on leaves and they would have rubbed off me! GET WITH IT!"
YEAR 12 GEOGRAPHY 2003
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Elle: I have the wrong shirt on so now I'm not accepted by either team!"
Rachel Perraue "It's discrimination because you're black!"
YEAR 12 SPORT 2003
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"Now I'll NEVER be a professional drug user *sigh*" {Eloise Carrick}
YEAR 12 ENGLISH LITERATURE 2003
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Mr A-R: "Kee Shin..................GO!!!"
Kee Shin Go: "What?!?!?!? How rude!"
Elle: "YEAH KEE SHIN GET OUT OF HERE!"
YEAR 12 INFORMATION SYSTEMS 2003\
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Mr N (every Friday afternoon) "May the force of AFC Wimbledon be with you - have a nice day"
YEAR 12 DISCRETE MATHEMATICS 2003
Mr Bell: "Hi. What science do you girls do?"
Jen: "Human Biol"
Elle: "I don't do science, I don't like science"
Mr Bell: "I don't like science either"
Jen and Elle: "Then why do you teach it?!"
Mr Bell: "I don't know. I don't like calculus either, I think I'll teach that next"
LUNCHTIMES AT CHSHS 2003
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