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The Basics...

Name: Eleanor Mary Cole Photos of me
Nicknames: Elle McShag - NOT for the reasons most people think!, Elle, Ellie, Ellie-babe.
Age: 19 (always been one of the youngest of my friends)
DOB: 11/08/1981
Height: 5'8"ish
Weight: Heavy (ask any bloke I've sat on!)
Appearance: Blonde shoulder length hair, blue grey eyes, even features, big tits (OK, put rather bluntly I admit, but it's true!), small ears and nose apparantely.
Occupation: 2nd year student studying French, German and Spanish at The University of Nottingham. Hoping to go to Germany and Mexico next year for about 5 months each :Ź)
Lives: Broxbourne, Hertfordshire with my parents Mary and Laurence, and 14 year old brother Edward. We all get along quite well actually. My parents say my brother actually communicates when I am there. I went to Broxbourne School for 7 years of my life, my mum actually still teaches French there. I was also at Cranbourne JMI before that, since I lived on the Hundred Acre Estate for years. Dead boring areain all honesty! We always go to Eros. Only club of any real size.

I love garlic and onions. But hate tea. Maybe I'm French? But no, I hate coffee and weird stuff like snails and frogs legs too.
Beer tastes revolting. I would rather drink my own vomit (or a bottle of vodka ;Ź)). Sorry Club Beer. Love ya, but I can't drink the stuff!
Instead I drink cocktails (as done in the Old Monk), bottles of Red Square and vodka.
I love music. It conjures up memories of my life and so many different emotions.
S Club 7, Westlife and Geri Halliwell should all be shot. They just should be OK? Total insult to music.
Coldplay are one of the best bands in the world. But also one of the most depressing, along with Travis. Like Muse too at the moment.
I love singing Karaoke - especially Abba and 'I Will Survive'. Like the fear factor. Won a bottle of Tia Maria recently.
I lack co-ordination, hence I'm crap at sport, quite clumsy and I have never been able to play the violin as well as I would like.
I'm vegetarian, but not an animal rights freak. It's just I choose not to put animal remains inside my body (what you feel sick now? I get that all the time!). Have too vivid an imagination. Visualise blood and stuff. Nice.
When in Herts. I live in Eros. I have a little place on a sofa in the Orient Express lounge. (See link)
I collect jewellery boxes. Have to transport at least 4 to and from University :Ź)
Plants seem to die on me.
Am attracted to bright and shiny things.
I love Art. Check out my ickle art gallery.
Love History too. I think I'm the only person in my class for Islamic Iberia, who thinks it's the most interesting module I have studied :Ź) We do about architecture and everything.
I write poetry, and it's nearly all depressing.
It's 2:30 am, and I think I'm scientifically mad. Mind you, in GCSE Science we once did a personality test. And I was the most neurotic unstable person in the class. Oh well.
I hate people who pretend to like you when they don't really. How false.
I fall in love too easily.
I was legal. Just.
Double figures - OK?!
I'm too honest for my own good (see above comment!)
I am very sensitive, and I take everything personally. It may stem from being bullied from the age of 8. Or maybe that was the reason for it in the first place. Everyone likes to exploit other people's weaknesses. Maybe the world is just evil.
I talk incessantly to cover my own inadequacies of shyness and paranoia. Someone has said of me: "It's strange how you have so little self confidence for someone with so much self confidence..."