Gooooooooooooodeveningladiesandgentlemen. The Home of Happiness cast in beautiful Montclair, New Jersey, proudly presents... The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
On these pages you will find images--beautiful, beautiful images--of the very finest Rocky Horror cast in Montclair, New Jersey.
Hi, I'm Mike, the male half of The Kids. This is the other half, Genn. Say hello, Genn. ... ... ... ... ... ... --Okay, so Genn's not actually here at this precise moment, but she's here in spirit. Anyhoo, as I said, we're The Kids, two of the most loyal fans of the Home of Happiness Cast in beautiful Montclair, New Jersey. This is our website. Our Website is what it is. There are pictures here. Of the cast. You should look at them.
The "News"
Mars Needs Virgins!
Don't forget, August 11 is both Bring A Virgin Night, and Yours Truly's 21st birthday. Bring virgins and presents. Or bring virgins as presents! ;)
(And no, I will not be bringing "soda".)
The Recent Updates
- January 27, 2004: Site updated to avoid deletion. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- July 31, 2001: Long overdue update: the Official Site is finally updated. And what an update!
- Also on 7/31/01: The Hula Night page is finally up!
- May 26, 2001: Also on this day in history, the Hat Pick Night page went up.
- May 26, 2001: The new format is on-line. Gaze upon it and be afraid.
- October 23, 4004 B.C. (9:00am): God creates the Universe.
You should probably also check out The HOH Official Site, but there's not too much there just now.
Of course, there is too much over at the New HOH Cast Homepage. Go. Now.
And just in case you want even more cast photos to drool over, check out Heathyre's HOH Page
Note to cast/audience members: The site is now open for business. If you spot any broken links, typos, or factual errors (like, y'know, if I misidentify somebody, misspell somebody's name, or imply that the fight scenes in Gladiator were historically accurate), _please_ LMK. That is all. Fnord.
Bonus: The Kid's Home of Happiness Page's first annual Name That Caption Contest! Yaaaaay! Wooooo!
Winner gets, ah, I don't know... How 'bout a foam-rubber heart?
people have ogled the cast since February, 2001.
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