| By sheer force of will, Elrond pulled himself from nothingness into something. After using impossible energies to create a Z-axis in the two-dimensional universe and fashioning the space-time continuum with his mind, Elrond selflessly sacrificed himself to create the Big Bang. Now a Kingly reincarnation of the great God has emerged to end the suffering of his people, in English class.... |
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