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| Are you asking "Who the hell is Bootsy Spankins?" And "What the hell does he have to do with the Atari game Kaboom?" Well, here's your answer... On the first day God created the Earth. On the second day God created Atari. On the Third day God created Larry Kaplan. On the Fourth day Larry Kaplan created Kaboom. On day 5 God played Kaboom and tryed to outwit the Madbomber but got his ass kicked. On day 6 Bootsy Spankins sang his hit song "Arcade Prostitute" to God and it gave him the endurance to defeat the Madbomber. And On day 7 God buys Bootsy Spankin's Album - "Stay For Food Friend" at Sam Goody's. And from that day forward never has a problem defeating any Atari game. |
| The bombs are not as important as the bomber. Follow him around and keep him unhappy. And listen to Bootsy Spankins while you play! -Larry Kaplan |