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| The Official Hugo Chavez Webpage |
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Real Ultimate Power |
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| Hi, this site is all about Hugo Chavez, REAL HUGO CHAVEZ. This site is awesome. My name is Sean and I can't stop thinking about Hugo Chavez. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. |
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| Facts: |
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| 1. Hugo Chavez is a mammal |
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2. Hugo Chavez pisses off America ALL THE TIME. |
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| 3.The purpose of Hugo Chavez is to flip out and makes speeches |
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Testimonial: |
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Hugo Chavez pisses off America anytime he wants! Hugo Chavez makes speaches ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he pisses off America ALL the time. I heard that Hugo Chavez was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Hugo Chavez made speeches all over the town. |
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And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| If you don't believe that Hugo Chavez has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or his supporters will talk about you on the internet!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. |
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Hugo Chavez is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Hugo Chavez is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.I can't wait to start making speeches next year. I love Hugo Chavez with all of my body (including my pee pee). |
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Q and A: |
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Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Hugo Chavez? |
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A: Cheerleading for Hugo Chavez is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand, it looks revolutionary and feels good, but on the other hand, it carries no risk whatsoever. |
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Q: I heard that Hugo Chavez is always cruel or mean. What's his problem? |
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A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like all mammals, Hugo Chavez can be mean OR totally awesome. |
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Q: What does Hugo Chavez do when he's not making speeches or pissing off America? |
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A: Most of his free time is spent basking in the praise of gullible western liberals, but sometimes he hangs out with Castro. |
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This is a picture of my best friend Evo showing off. |
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He sent the millitary in to attack striking workers. |
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which is bragable. |
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