The Pencil Show By Hikaness Review Here Hika: Hello everyone, and welcome to... uh... Doodles? Doodles: What now?                  Hika: I forgot the name of our show. Doodles: -.- You didn’t make one UP. Hika: ... OH YEAH! I’ll make one up now then. THE PENCIL SHOW! *looks around proudly* Doodles: ...wonderful. CAN WE JUST GET STARTED? Hika: Certaintly! Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX... IT’S... THE PENCIL SHOW! Hika: YAAAAAAY!!! Doodles: You DID think up a theme song, didn’t you? Hika: ...of course I did! I’m not stupid. Doodles: *mutters* Coulda fooled me. ~~~~~ I have a dog! Dog! Dog! His name is Spot! Spot! Spot! He likes to run! Run! Run! Around a lot! Lot! Lot! ~~~~~ Doodles: ... THAT’S your theme song? It has nothing to do with the show! Hika: Neither does the title. Doodles: You made that up too. Hika: *twiddles thumbs* It was the best I could come up with. Doodles: WE came up with. Hika: Yeah, yeah, whatever. ANYWAYS, hello, everyone, and welcome to The Pencil Show!!! On my show, we kidnap various LotR characters, like Frodo... Doodles: *gurgling* Or Legolas... Hika: *smacks Doodles* and force them to reveal they’re most HIDEOUS SECRETS! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – OW! *gets smacked by Doodles* Doodles: ENOUGH ALREADY! Hika: *rubbing head* Our first... guest... brought to you by The Association of Magical Author Powers and Kidnapping is... Random people come in dragging a small Hobbit. Hika: Frodo Baggins, of the Shire. Doodles: Him being the easiest to kidnap. Hika: Welcome to the Pencil Show, Frodo. Frodo: *nervously* What am I doing here? Hika: *smiling* Me and my friend Doodles kidnapped you and are going to force you to reveal your most hideous secrets! Doesn’t that sound like fun? Frodo: Not really. Hika: ^_^ I know. So very happily fun. NOW! First question: Doodles: Do you have an intimate relationship with Sam? Frodo: Sam? Well, he’s my servant and friend. That’s about it. Hika: You mean you aren’t gay? Frodo: NO! Well, I’m not. Besides, I think Sam has something going with Aragorn or something. Hika: *faints* Doodles: Oh dear. Hika: *gets up and starts running around, screaming* I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I - *gets smacked by Doodles* Doodles: SHUT UP! Hika: *calmly sits back in her chair* Next question! Doodles: Do you like... Swiffer... Sweepers... HIKA! WHAT THE HELL? Hika: It seemed like a good question! Frodo: Uh... I don’t know what those are. Hika: Oh, they’re great fun! You go throwing them at people and... Doodles: Only at me. Hika: Well, you ABUSED MY PENGUIN!!!! *hugs her stuffed Penguin* The poor thing. Doodles: -.-;;;;;;; Frodo: o.O; *is confused* Doodles: Next question. Hika – your turn. Hika: YAY! Frodo... do you... HAVE A CAT? Frodo: ... not really. Hika: *blinks* ^_^ Okay then! I do. Doodles: ... Frodo, how do you grow your feet out like that? Frodo: *looks at his feet* Well, I was kinda born that way. Doodles: *to Hika* Told you so. Hika: *sob* I WANT HOBBIT FEET! THEY LOOK! SO! COOL! Doodles: *smacks Hika* NEXT QUESTION! Frodo: *is all scared like.* o.O; Hika: How do you get your eyes to go all big and cute when you’re scared? Frodo: They get all big and cute? Hika: *nods happily* IT’S SO CUTE TOO! *hugs her picture of Frodo in a tree* Doodles: Why are you hugging that picture? His eyes aren’t big in there. Hika: But it’s still cute. Doodles: *cough*OBSESSED*cough* Hika: Oh, REALLY, Mrs. LEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASglurgLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLAS! Doodles: Shut up. Frodo: Um... hello? Both: YES? Frodo: Um... Hika: Oh yeah! Next question. Doodles: *reads the question* ... HIKA! You read this one. Hika: Oo, what one is it? *reads the card* HAPPILY! Frodo: ...what does it say? Hika: It says, Frodo, will you marry me? *smiles all big and crap* Frodo: ... o.O;;;;; *scared* AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *puts on the Ring and goes invisible. Hika: ...OKAY THEN I’LL SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING! Doodles: I think that’s the end. Beware. Next time we’ll have another guest. Hika: Who? Doodles: Whoever we can kidnap next. Hika: Okie dokie! I wonder where Legolas is... Doodles: ......................eeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Hika: That’s the end. BYE BYE NOW! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author’s Notes: Scary. That came into my head... at... church. o.O;;;; I’m scared of me. ANYWAYS, yes, our next guest will be Legolas. *hears fangirls screaming* o.O; If you have a question to ask Legolas, review and we’ll try to fit it in ^_^ Oh, and if you’re confused who “Doodles” is, she’s a spin-off my Legolas-obsessive friend Dora (Dora Dora the Explorer) *grins evilly*