By Hikaness
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Voice: LIVE, FROM A CARDBOARD BOX!! IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!
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I have a dog! Dog! Dog!
His name is Spot! Spot! Spot!
He likes to run! Run! Run!
Around a lot! Lot! Lot!
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Hika: Hello and welcome to the Pencil Show! Due to a bunch of people asking, we kidnapped MERIADOC BRANDYBUCK for you to torture today!!!
*Random people come out dragging Merry*
Merry: o.o;;;;
Doodles: Also, in honor of 100 reviews, our 100th reviewer gets to ask the first question.
Hika: Please welcome A Girl Called Bob!!!
Bob: HIIIIII!
Hika: HI!
Doodles: Hello!
Bob: Hi Merry!
Merry: Uh... hello...
Bob: The first question comes from... hey... me! Merry, what would you do if you woke up one morning and instead of hairy feet you had two squiggly mushrooms named...BOB!!!
Merry: o.O; What kind of question is that?
Hika: And interesting question.
Merry: Um... probably wonder WHY MY FEET TURNED INTO MUSHROOMS! Then I'd eat them.
Bob: OKAY! Thanks for answering my question! Bye Hika! Bye Doodles!
Both: *wave as A Girl Called Bob exits... stage... bunnies!*
Hika: ^_^ Yay. 100 reviews. Can you BELIEVE it?
Doodles: *looking at the review page* Yes.
Hika: ... OUR NEXT QUESTION comes from Dawning Era. "Why is the sky florecent pink?"
Merry: *looks up* The sky is flourecent pink?
Doodles: *looks up as well* Yes.
Hika: Our question-askers are ALWAYS right.
Merry: Because it is, then, I guess.
Doodles: Stephanie asks, "If you and Pippin were the only people left in the world would you be his wife? Or would you marry a sheep?"
Merry: O.O WHAT?
Hika: I'd marry Pippin! ^_^
Doodles: I'd marry Legolas!
Hika: But he isn't there!
Doodles: BUT ELVES ARE IMMORTAL! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hika: *whack*
Doodles: OW!
Hika: THAT'S for hitting me with the folder on the bus this morning.
Doodles: Oh, shut up.
Merry: ...
Hika: OKAY, where were we?
Merry: I'd marry the sheep.
Doodles: Works for me!
Hika: Me too! So, we go on to our next question. "Are you often suddenly awaken at night by the scary dwarf by the name of 'Gloin'?" asks Jellibeana.
Merry: o.o HOW DID YOU KNOW?! *shudders*
Doodles: I'm awakened by his father.
Hika: Heh heh. Groin.
Doodles: Heh heh heh.
Merry: ................. I'm scared.
Both: Us too.
Doodles: Carbon-Based Biped asks, "Are you really smarter then Pippin or do you have a thing in your ear that tells you stuff?"
Merry: *fingering his ear slightly* I'm smarter then him. REALLY! I AM!
Both: .......
Hika: Oooookay. Next question. LadyBrandybuck wants to know if your straight.
Merry: WHAT? OF COURSE I AM!
Both: *snicker*
Merry: WHAT?
Doodles: That's what ARAGORN says.
Merry: Aragorn? I don't think he's straight either. Neither is Sam...
Hika: *evil grin* We know.
Doodles: KayMarie asks, "Do you ever get hiccups from eating and drinking too much?"
Merry: Yes. All the time.
Hika: Kate aka vampirezombiegirl, wants to know, "Merry, would you mind being President of the United States of America?"
Merry: What's a President? And the United States of America?"
Doodles: Well, you're IN the United States of America right now.
Merry: I thought I was in a box.
Hika: You ARE. But the box is IN the United States of America.
Merry: Is the United States of America a bigger box?
Both: ...
Doodles: Something like that. And a President is like a King, only with much less power.
Hika: Yay Democracy!
Doodles: Mwuhahaha.
Merry: ... um... sure then, I guess.
Hika: Basilisk has two questions, the first being, "What did you think when you slayed the Lord of the Nazgul?"
Merry: Oh my good God?
Doodles: Her next question continues from this. "Are you aware of the fact that I didn't know who's side to pick when you did that in the book!? O_O I LOVE THE NAZGUL...BUT I LOVE YOU TOO! It took me forever to choose, so I finally thought I'd cheer for...Sam. I don't know what (or who) possessed me to, but I started cheering him on for no particular reason at all!"
Hika: Yay Sam!
Merry: ............no... I wasn't...
Hika: The next question comes from pippin_is_cute.
Merry: ......
Doodles: "Are you jealous of any other members of the Fellowship?"
Merry: Just Pippin... at times...
Doodles: TooLazytoLogIn wants to know, "Merry, can I shave your feet?"
Merry: Augh! No!! MY FEET!
Hika: AUGH! NO! HIS FEET!
Merry: .......
Hika: *sob* I want Hobbit feet.
Merry: *pats her on the shoulder cautiously* There... there?
Hika: ^_^ The NEXT question is from D45. "Does it ever bother you to have a girl's name?"
Merry: I DO NOT HAVE A GIRL'S NAME!
Doodles: Undriel asks, "Merry, is it you who drags Pip into all the trouble you two cause or does Pip drag YOU into trouble?"
Merry: Pip drags ME into trouble!!
Hika: Sureee.
Merry: *glare*
Hika: Next question comes from a person by the name of Guardian Nanaki. "What would you do if mushrooms didn't exist?
Merry: Scream, run to a corner and rock back and forth.
Doodles: ...
Hika: I'd be happy. ^_^ I hate mushrooms.
Merry: O.O
Doodles: BlesstheMoon wants to know "Why are you so sensible in the book and such an idiot in the movie?"
Merry: O.O
Both: ....
Merry: O.O
Doodles: *smacks Merry* Answer the question!
Merry: ... oh yeah. Um... HEY! I'M NOT AN IDIOT! And... what's "the movie"?
Hika: Er... don't ask and say, "I don't know."
Merry: "I don't know."
Hika: The question from zetawolf is, "How many times have you raided Farmer Maggot's crops?"
Merry: o.O I don't know! I can't count that high!
Doodles: I don’t think anyone can.
Hika: Maybe Bill Gates.
Doodles: Nah.
Hika: Hm. You're right.
Merry: o.O
Doodles: Gillie wants to know how you felt when your carrot broke.
Merry: Very sad. Ah, yes, it was a good carrot...
Both: ............
Merry: ^_^;
Hika: Haunting Shinigami asks, "Would you ever braid the hair on your toes or dye it a different color cause I think that would oh so fun walking around with pink hairy toes!!!"
Merry: Augh! No! I wouldn't! *shudders* Scary.
Hika: COOL! When I grow Hobbit feet, I'll have to do that.
Doodles: *whacks Hika*
Hika: Oh, fine, I'll shut up.
Doodles: And finally, Rosie Cotton asks, "Do you take gymnastics?"
Merry: No. NO I DO NOT!
Hika: Okay then! That's it.
Merry: Really? ... that wasn't so bad.
Doodles: ^_^ Okay. Bye bye then!
Hika: Say hello to Frodo for me!
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DUDE! ... *wonders why she just said DUDE!*
Oh well. Well, I got a request from Doodles (yes, she is a real person, for those of you who don't know) today. She wants me to bring back Legolas since she never actually got to ask him a question. I've had some OTHER requests too. So, should I bring back Legolas? VOTE! MWUHAHAHAHA!
Oh, and our next victim will be... hm... SARUMAN! *laughs evilly* Get your questions asked while you can! I'm still gonna have to pick and choose a bit, I bet. ^_^
BAI!
- Hika