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Badd Boy, what makes you so “Badd”? Huh? The
only “Badd” thing is you’re “Badd” judgment when it comes to tag partners and
wives. Primetime bailed on you last week. He didn’t show himself until
shockwave. You’re wife… well, I’ve been there before, it don’t need no more
emphasis. My point is Badd Boy, you say all this crap, but it’s all
propaganda. It’s the biggest bunch of hypocritical lies I’ve heard in years.
It’s like you’re living in a fantasy world. You make yourself sound like a
main eventer, yet the only big matches you’ve had in the last month, bar our
tag match, is against rookies. Oh, very high and mighty, Badd Boy. You’ll
sure as hell accomplish your “Hall of Fame” dream that way. You haven’t had a
world title match in nearly a year. You haven’t been anywhere near a PPV main
event in nearly a year. Stop making yourself sound so big, all you’re doing
is making yourself look stupid. You reckon you’re still a main eventer don’t
you? You still think you’re worthy of the EMF world championship. And that reminds me, Badd Boy. I think you said something along
the lines of “your run at the top was short… a real man knows how to stay up
there, has a fire in his heart”. Well, excuse me for saying, but that’s a
little hypocritical, isn’t it, Mr. “I won the world title, lost it after a
month to Wasabi, and ran away from the EMF because I was so crap”. Come on,
Tony! Ever since you lost that world title, after the 6 months you spent at
home, sulking over your loss, you’ve been facing Jobbers and low-mid-carders!
And you say MY run at the top didn’t last long? I had a 3-month feud with Def
Metal for the attitude world title! I held the EMF world title for 3 months,
and I was in the main event for a rematch the next month! That seems like a
HELL of a lot longer than your 1-month fluke then drop with the title. So BB,
before you open your stupid windbag mouth, think about what you say. Because
you just got rolled. Big-time. And on another point, Badd Boy, I noticed you
were taking a ton of shots at Wasabi and I 2 weeks ago for having lame jokes
in our promos. Well, tell me Badd Boy… having a cockhead in a dinosaur costume
in your promo… Is that not a “lame joke”? Having some loser calling himself
“DGNR8” then spinning around and calling himself “Degenerate”… Isn’t that a
“Lame Joke”? Wait, no, that’s hilarious, what was I thinking? What about, and I quote: “Dino Sauce and Sushi
boy.... wait reverse that, Sushi sauce and Dino boy” Hah… ha… ha? Ha? Excuse me while I wash out my
ears with acid, that was the lamest thing I’ve ever heard. I mean, at least we make people laugh. The only thing I’ve seen
anybody do when they see your promos is cry. That and run away. It brings
tears to my eyes how painful it is to watch you rambling like you’re still
world champion. It’s not your fault, Badd Boy. Really. You can’t help your
stupidity, and I forgive you for that. Hah… And I still can’t believe Badd Boy was stupid enough to think
that my time on top was short, coming from man who had the world title for a
total of one(1) month! HAH! God, Badd Boy, man, I take it back. Your promos
ARE funny! *Primetime
break thing here* And then we move on to Primetime. Groan. The man who hasn’t been
around for what, 2, 3 months now? The man that only really cares about world
title matches at PPVs, and takes the rest of the month off? Some Main-Eventer
you are. You know, when I was saying I thought you were old, past your prime,
back then, I was just trying to think of something to say. Now I know it’s
true. You’re never around. You take months off at a time. When you walk into
the ring, the crowd goes silent, and the whole arena can hear the small child
in the front row ask his daddy “who is this wacko, and what is he doing in
the EMF?” Primetime, back in may last year, when you were with your nWo
buddies, you took my title and humiliated me. Back then, you were the stuff.
Oh man, were you the top man. The top man, taking on an inexperienced Raptor
who had never main evented before. Now look at me. I’ve been in more PPV main
events in the last year than anyone else in this federation. I’ve got more
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