Shallow 15 Productions presents...

MY FRIENDS
A Carmen Sandiego weekly serial

Chapter 1

I watch the sun slowly set into the ocean. The orang ball turning the sky a bright pink, reflecting of the dark navy streak of the water. Ah...

I stretch and go back into my hotel room. I leavce my half eaten room service dinner where it is...I'm really not that hungry. Anticipation does that to me. Anticipation of seeing my friends.

I look at my watch...hmmm...my friends won't be up for a while. I wonder which club they're going to hit tonight? Well, I know most of their favorite haunts, I'll just go around to all of them until I find my friends.

It feels good to be here. No heists, no Acme agents on my tail, no VILE henchmen bumbling their way through a heist. I even left my usual outfit back at the villa. Tonight, Carmen Sandiego has vanished from the face of the earth...and there is only me, Carla Stevens, an ordinary single gal getting ready for a night on the town, oh yeah.

Of course, I know it isn't going to last, but I rarely get to see my friends anymore. The last time I saw them was almost three years ago. But we've gotten together every so often whenever I can get away.

They know who I am, of course, these three have secrets so large, me dressing differently and answering to another name is nothing to them. They smile and laugh and call me Carla, but they know my secrets as well as I know theirs. We're all outcasts from the rest of the people on this planet.

I look at my watch again...7:30...I have time for a quick nap and a shower before my friends will be out. I set the alarm for 10, and relax against the cushions.

Pigskin's...that's their favorite place. I'll check there first.



Chapter 2

I move through the crownds on the street, smirking just a little to myself. Anonymity is a wonderful thing. I'm dressed in black jeans, a white shirt, a black leather jacket and a denim baseball cap, with my hair tied back in a ponytail. No one recognizes me, which is exactly what I want...the last thing I need is the police or Acme ruining my night with my friends.

I walk up the street to Pigskin's. Despite the name, it's not really a sports bar. It's just one of those exclusive Southern California nightclubs that throws people out based on how their dressed or if they didn't slip the bouncer enough cash. It has a sports motif, the waitresses dress like cheerleaders...Which is why Rich loves the place.

I walk up to the door. Robert, the bouncer, nods and lets me inside. They know I'm here to meet my friends, and they wouldn't dream of keeping me from going in. They know all too well that my friends wouldn't like it.

As I walk into the club, noting with amusement that they still haven't changed the bad football field coloring sceme of the floor yet, I hear a scream and a crash over the din of the music and the talk...plus a masculine voice saying 'Damn it, Rich, do you have to do that EVERY time we come here?'

I smile. Ian, one of Rich's roommates, expressing his distaste for Rich and his antics. As I make my way through the crowd, I finally spot the three of them at a table.

Rich, who could be described as ever-weathly, ever-wrinkled, and ever-tasteless, is pouring himself a shot from a bottle of bourbon that is on the table. The lights of the club reflecting off his glasses, only serve to heighten the sheer ugliness of the wrinkled green suit he's wearing. The red and green hitops aren't helping much, either. His greasy brown hair is tied back in a short ponytail, and a half smoked cigarette is in the fingers of his right hand. He also looks a little damp...must have taken the sewer route down to the street again.

Sitting across from him, in sharp contrast is Ian. Ian is everything Rich is not. He's suave, elegant, light on his feet. His ebony hair is brushed back and he's dressed in black leather. He could teach Brad Pitt and Val Kilmer a thing or two about style. His eyes are an odd bluish-green and they seem to be able to see things much more clearly than anyone else's eyes.

'Would you boys please mind not starting anything tonight?' asks the third of my friends, a woman with stunning red hair. 'I really don't want to spend the night in jail again.'
I smile. Theresa always was the sensible one. She has bright green eyes to complement her straight red hair, and freckles across the bridge of her nose. She's dressed a bit oddly; ruffled shirt, black pants and boots and an old fashioned, vaguely Victorian-era style cape. She doesn't drink the bourbon, but instead fills her glass from a silver flask.

Ian, Rich, and Theresa...my friends.

I walk up to the table. 'So, is this a private party or can anyone abuse these two reprobates?' I ask Theresa.

'Hey, you can do anything you like to me, gorgeous. I'm sure I'll enjoy it!' Rich says smiling with a grin that shows nearly all of his teeth. I notice that the front two are still slightly longer than the rest.

'How have you been, Carla?' Ian asks, standing up and pulling a chair out for me. Always a gentleman. 'We haven't seen you in a while.'

'I've been busy. Sorry I couldn't get up here for New Year's, but I was a little tied up at the moment.'

'Not a problem. We understand.' Rich says. 'Barkeep! A glass of Lafayette for my friend here! What year again? I always forget.'

'1961' I say.

'The '61! And make it snappy! And send that waitress back over here with another round!'

'Rich,' Theresa says, 'Haven't you tormented that poor girl enough?'

'Nah, you can never torment yuppies enough.'

'She's not a yuppie, rodent.' Ian says, boredom evident in his voice. 'She's a waitress. Leave her alone.'

'Who're you calling a rodent, you mangy hairball? Go sharpen your claws.'

'Don't tempt me.' Ian says pointing at Rich. Theresa and I exchange glances. Here we go again. That poor waitress.

Ian tretches out his arm and his hand begins changing along the way. Th ehairs on the back of his hand begin to grow and multiply. The hair becomes softer, sleeker. The fingernail extend and taper off, curving down and coming to a point.

Rich is going through his own changes. His nose extends and his mouth enlongates. Fur starts sprouting from the back of his neck. His upper teeth become even more prominent, and his legs begin to shorten. Within ten seconds, the two young men are gone, replaced by a six-foot cat, and a three-foot rat with glasses and hitops. I smile and look over at Theresa. She's got a grin herself. One that exposes her fangs.

Most people in VILE have said that if I had any friends outside of my organization, they'd have to be as unique as I am.

I think a were-rat, a were-cat and a vampire qualify as unique...

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