Wondering where you can get the passwords to Crimenet's Darkfic Explaination page?
Here's what you have to do:
- You must be 16 or older. Yes, yes. In the past I said 15. But I'm older and wiser now. You are who you are by the time you're 16, and if it offends you then, it will always offend you. Which brings me to the next requirement...
- You must have a strong stomach. This stuff isn't as bad as most fares online, but the show is for the kiddies so we're going to be extra special careful...
- You must e-mail me at
imperial_lioness@yahoo.com for the password. In the e-mail you must be polite (If you have a title that says "GIMMIE THE PASSWORD NOW!!" I'll take it as a sign that you aren't as old as you claim to be and I won't let you in) tell me EXACTLY how old you are. Yes, you may be a college student, as I can see from your mailbox's server. Yes, you may have a special mental anguish with the song Happy Birthday but I need to know anyway.
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And finally: You must be paitent. I try to answer all password requests the day they get to me, but it's not always the case. If you feel you need to e-mail me a second time, go ahead, just keep your second letter as polite as the one before.
That's it. Easy, eh?
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