| Commercial #4 - PREHISTORIC CAVEGUYS (Blot, a prehistoric cave guy, is writing and humming. Grog, another prehistoric cave guy, enters.) GROG. Hello Blot BLOT. Hello Grog. GROG. What Blot doing. BLOT. Blot inventing music. GROG. What music? BLOT. Music is noise that make your head go back and forth. See? (He demonstrates) Dooty-dooty-doot-doot, dooty-dooty-doot-doot.. GROG. That good. (They both do it) BLOT & GROG. Dooty-dooty-doot-doot, dooty-dooty-doot-doot. GROG. Ow. BLOT. Whiplash? GROG. Earwax. BLOT. Oh. GROG. So what music for? BLOT. Music have many uses. Can make dance… can help tell story about hunting or fighting… can also be used for prenatal relaxation. GROG. What you make it for? BLOT. Me write song to praise Messiah. GROG. Messiah. BLOT. Yes. He be here in about thirty-thousand years. GROG. That long time. We not even be monotheistic culture for twenty-nine thousand. BLOT. Yes. But when he come, me be ready with song. Me hope. GROG. How it going? BLOT. Not good. Me got whole song written except for first line. First line missing a word, and me cannot come up with word.. GROG. Grog help. Let me look. (Grog looks at music and sings) “It only take a… hmmm… to get a fire go-o-ing…” That good. What problem? BLOT. Me still prehistoric cave guy. Me not know what it take to get fire going! (Grog steps forward as announcer) GROG. Yes, but those days over now that we have discovered how to make fire. And now fire easier than ever with new Grog-co brand “This Lil’ Lighter O’ Mine.” Now light fire faster than ever to cook meat… light cave… or contemplate universe and place in it… but Grog say no smoking! And no playing! Grog say no playing with fire. No playing or get burned. Fire burns, take it from Grog. Grog know… but never mind! Grog say set example. Get Groc-co “This Lil’ Lighter O’ Mine,” and… pass it on! |
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