It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a example to others.
Take life too seriously and you won't get out alive.
Life is the only thing you can't get out of alive.
Be happy, Enjoy your life before God snatches it away from you.
May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful and portable.
People are the supposed civilized beings, then, why the hell do we dump all this crap into the ecosystem and blow up each other?!?!
Someone said to Voltaire, "Life is lousy." Voltaire replied, "Compared to what?"
We are born naked, wet, and hungry with our dignity gone. Then things get worse.
Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!
Sure, every said Socrates: whats the meaning of life?, of Socrates:what is meaning? Butdid anyone say Socrates: Hemlock is POISON?!?!?
Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, be healthy, die anyway.
Today is the dying day of some of your life.
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of hate we owe to Adam, the first lousy benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.
What a crappy life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it before I died.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
After a year in the mental hospital, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'
Heath is mearly the slowest amount of time in which you can die.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
Life is wasted on the living, they're just going to die.
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval.
Why have a religion? I say live for the moment...
Life is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape.
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something against you.
Time is what i'm interested in because that is where the rest of my life is.
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
The optimist belives that this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears that this is true.
In the end we are all dead.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is successful. If you're alive, you have failed.
Death is life's way of kicking you in the ass and saying that you fired!
Life is a sex disease, and it's 100% fatal.
Time is the best teacher; the down side is:it kills all its students.