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Jokes and Riddles

  1. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

  2. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

  3. What do you call the same deer with no legs?

  4. Where would you weigh a pie?

  5. What did one eye say to the other?

  6. How do you make a witch itch?

  7. What time is it when an elephant sits on your clock?

  8. What has four wheels and flies?

  9. There is a girl behind each boy, and a boy behind each girl.
    How many children are needed to do this?

  10. Nicole: "Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn't do"
    Amelia : "What was that?"
    Nicole: "My homework! "
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