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Why do they call it eggplant when there is no egg in it?

Why do they call it hamburg when there is no ham in it?

Why do they call it pineapple when there is no apple or pine in it?

Why are they called 'English Muffins' when they were not invented in England?

Why are the called 'French Fries' when they were not invented in France?

Why do we call it Quicksand when you sink slowly?

Why do we call it a boxing ring when it is a square?

Why do we call it a guinea pig when it is not from Guinea or a pig?

How can we have noses that run, and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and fat chance be the same, while a wise guy and wise man are opposites?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a drivers license to buy beer?

If Store 24 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of its nose?

If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do the make the TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you are in a car that goes at the speed of light, what would happen if you turn on the headlights?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

Why is it when you transport something by car it is called SHIPment, and when you transport by ship it's CARgo?

You know that indestructible black box used in planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why does your alarm clock "Go Off" when it begins to ring?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

Why is the word "Abbreviation" so long?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do 'tug' boats push the barge?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

Why are they called 'Stands' when they are made for sitting?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Why do sky divers wear helmets, if there parachute does not open do they think it will save them?

When they ship styrofoam, what do the pack it in?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

How did they keep the beer cold in the saloons of the old west?

Why do they call Rhode Island an island, when it's not?

How do bus drivers get in the bus in the morning?

Why is the letter "K" chosen to mean strikeout in baseball?

Why is peanuts listed under the ingredients of "plain" M&M's?

When you wear a girdle, where does the fat go?

Why is home plate in baseball such a weird shape?

Do penguins have knees?

Why do fish float upside-down when they die?

In baseball, why is the pitchers mound 60'6" away from home plate?

Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but, when I wind up these questions, I end it?

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