Do you like sushi? Do you want to be a sumo wrestler? But you are not fat or old enough? If you do and are, then SUMO SUSHI is what you always wanted. If you eat five SUMO SUSHI at lunch, breakfast, and dinner each day, you will grow older and fatter and stay like that. SUMO SUSHI is usually very expensive. As of April 8, 1999, our wonderful product will be on sale for 18 months. It will go off sale for 1 month. Then on sale for 18 months, etc. You buy it in 15 or 30 pieces of sushi per box. You can also buy it in convenient 20 pound bags. For 15 pieces, it cost only $6.99. For 30 pieces, it costs only $11.99. Good deal, right? For 20 pound bags, it costs only $399.99. SUMO SUSHI is very healthful to people of all ages.
