EPISODE TWENTY – WALK THIS
WAY
INT. DARK WAREHOUSE
A load of dark, sleazy
types are surrounding a lawyer type with a file. He turns around, holding up a
photo of Remington.
Lawyer: And for Mr Remington, I
repeat. A grand total of $10,000. And our final lot…
He puts down the photo of
Remington and picks up another one.
Lawyer: The most dangerous one of
all. He’s a true monster, gleefully killing wherever he goes. Taking pleasure
in other people’s pain, an example of everything that is wrong and degrading
within our society!
He holds up a photo of
Valentine, smiling.
EXT. SUNNY DAY
There is Valentine, smiling
wide and goofily, like in the photo. Elli and Mei are
in attendance.
Valentine: Who’s for ice cream?
INT. DARK WAREHOUSE
Lawyer: Bring him to us. $20,000. Dead or alive. But preferably dead.
TITLE CARD – WALK THIS WAY
EXT. SUNNY DAY
Valentine hands Mei a cone, and she skitters off
to make trouble and stuff. He hands Elli her cone. They retreat to the shade.
Elli takes a lick.
Elli: This is the wrong one.
Valentine: The wrong what?
Elli: The wrong flavour. You got
me the wrong flavour. This is vanilla.
Valentine: Isn’t that what you asked
for?
He flicks open a newspaper.
Elli: No, I asked for banana. (Beat) Oh God, you think I’m vanilla.
Valentine has a “Huh?” look
on his face.
Valentine: I call that a radical
interpretation of the text.
Elli: You’re just totally
ignoring me.
Valentine: Gee.
He reads his newspaper.
Valentine: Now that just ain’t right. Another girl, gone missing. Can’t
be good.
Elli: You see what I mean?
Valentine: Is it just my imagination
or are you actually trying to pick a fight over ice cream?
Elli flicks her head to the
side imperiously, impetuously. Valentine ignores her and studies his paper.
Valentine: I’d better look into this.
(Beat) Us, I mean.
He holds her hand,
absently.
INT.
Valentine is at a table,
working hard, and ordering about flunkies.
Valentine (pensive): A third girl missing. All blonde. All… barmaids. Perhaps a rapist. We should pump their parents for more
information. (Beat) Well, hop to it.
A very bored and irritated
man glares back.
Valentine: Still giving me the evil
eye,
Valentine: Get over it already. I own
25% of this place and I have Deim’s blessing.
Mei is outside on a bench, eating a sandwich from her Aerosmith lunchbox. Lots of kids are about so it must be
recess. A spotty youth with cropped hair, front to back hat and lots of “gold”
jewellery sidles up to her.
Kid: Hi, uh, Mei, right? Nice to see you.
Mei looks at the kid, snorts and returns her attention to her
sandwich, which she finishes quickly.
Kid: You, uhm,
wanna go somewhere quieter?
Mei gets up, walks to the water fountain around the corner, where
nobody usually dares lurk, and leans down to have a drink. The kid follows her.
Mei:
That so wasn’t an invitation.
The kid smiles (gold caps)
and holds up a knife. Mei’s eyes widen.
Mei:
Of course though, I like guys who have initiative.
He strikes forward with his
knife. She sidesteps, grabs his head, whacks it against the water fountain,
then spin-kicks him in the mouth, knocking him down. He staggers up, she grabs
him round the neck, rams him against the wall. Mei
now has the knife and aims it at the kid’s eye. It is important to note that
while Mei is very wispy, the kid is pretty tiny and
insignificant himself.
INT.
Valentine is making notes
and operating the intercom simultaneously.
Valentine (to intercom): Alright, send her in.
Valentine writes on his
pad, “No personal connection between victims!!?” The door opens and Mei comes in.
Valentine: Take a seat.
She does so.
Valentine: So, I gather you had fun
at school today.
Mei:
He attacked me.
Valentine: Your principal found you
kicking the kid senseless as he lay prostrate on the ground. He also told me
about the fight you had with “Max” on Monday. Luis? And also
Mei:
Okay, all right, I know who I’ve been beating up.
Valentine: Do you want to talk back
to me?
Mei stays schtum.
Valentine: Mei…
He leans forward and Mei struggles to stop herself rolling her eyes as he
obviously is about to reel off a monologue.
Valentine: It always helps to talk
about it. I was trapped in this cycle too. I felt as though I very much needed
to prove that I existed and then…
He leans back, reminiscing
with himself.
Valentine: It was very much a feeling
that people in general just didn’t-
Mei:
This boy was hunting me.
Valentine: -really take any- What?
Hunting? Who?
Mei:
The boy who attacked me today, he was hunting me.
She pulls a clutch of
photos from her bag.
Mei:
He was sent by someone to hunt all of us.
Valentine leans forward, takes the photos and looks through them. Mei, Remington,
Seth, Elli, Hagen, Lydia, and Valentine himself. He turns them over,
sees prices on the back of the photos.
Valentine: Good lord… Of Course!
Mei:
Did I help? With something?
Valentine: Yes. The
missing girls. Blonde, all 5’5” in height. Then
another case, a boy with silver hair was abducted and then later released,
having been assaulted. A couple of others. They are
hunting us… and they’re doing it very badly. I wonder why?
Mei:
Because they’re incompetent losers?
Valentine: No, why are they hunting? Probably for vengeance. For people like yourself and
Valentine stands up, starts
pacing. He looks at the prices. (Valentine-20k, Remington-10k, Seth-5k, Elli-
10k, Mei-5k, Lydia-5k, Hagen-5k) He tosses the photos onto his table.
Valentine: Interesting. Now, back to your personal fight club.
Mei:
What? But… hunters!
Valentine: This is more important.
Mei:
More important than people trying to kidnap us all?
Valentine: Very much so.
Intercom: Mr Valentine, Elli is
calling you.
Valentine (into intercom): Tell her to call back
later.
Intercom: She says it’s urgent.
Valentine (into intercom): Not now!
He switches the intercom
off.
Valentine: This is more important.
INT. VALENTINE’S HOUSE
Elli is jogging around, cell
phone stuck to her ear. She is running from someone. Someone
hunting her.
Elli: Come on, come on.
A guy steps out behind her,
grabs her round the neck and holds a gun to her head.
Secretary: I’m afraid he’s busy and
can’t come to the phone right now. Please call back later.
Elli (whispers): Ok.
BREAK
INT. VALENTINE’S CAR
Valentine, with Mei in the passenger seat, rolls to a halt. It’s dark
outside.
Valentine: All I’m saying is that
whatever training you received in the past… it doesn’t have to dictate who you
become. If you need to talk, I’m always here for you.
Mei:
Thanks.
She looks up.
Mei:
Who’s that? Outside the window.
Valentine: Oh that’ll be
He looks more carefully.
Valentine: What’s he doing here,
anyway?
Valentine: Sorry. What’s up?
Valentine: There was a disturbance
here, what?
Valentine takes perverse
pleasure from this, and grins at Mei.
The grin is wiped from
Valentine’s face.
Valentine: I relieve you. I’ll take
it from here.
Valentine: Bugger off.
Valentine grabs
Valentine: I need to make a phone
call.
INT. RED STAR OFFICE
The phone rings. It’s dark.
The camera tracks back. Remington and Seth are back to back, weapons in hands.
A shadow scuttles past. Remington shoots twice. Another one drops from the
ceiling. Seth impales him on his spear, and tosses the body across the room.
The first guy throws a knife. They duck, but it grazes Seth’s cheek. He jumps
up. Remington kicks the guy in the nuts. The phone is still ringing.
INT. VALENTINE’S LOUNGE
Mei is on the computer. Valentine and Eden sit opposite one
another, examining papers.
Valentine: Fairly recent. Someone I
have faced more than once.
Valentine: They’re after Lydia Coal
and Dan Hagen, but both have been missing of late. Mei
and Seth Black didn’t join me until they had left. That leaves only two
possibilities. Mark Ford or Jonathan Beaufort.
Valentine: Maybe even Shadowhite. But
no… they wouldn’t send a gang guy to attack Mei at
school. There are much more… sanitary methods. If they wanted to get something
done, they’d send their agents and be a lot more efficient about it.
Valentine: He’s still in the prison
hospital… And I don’t think he knows Mei or Elli…
He stands up and paces.
Valentine: Overall, there’s just
something that doesn’t ring true.
Seth enters.
Seth: I’m here. So, we got a
lead yet?
Mei:
I got an address.
He walks over.
Valentine: Remington?
Seth: Oh, he’s er, well, moping. Sort of. He’s
not happy you’re worth twice as much as him. So, are we gonna
go kick some butt now?
Valentine: I was hoping Remingto would join us, but me and
Eden can handle it, I’m sure. You’re to take Mei.
Seth: Where?
Mei:
What!!?
Valentine: Take here to the cinema or
something. Just protect her, keep her out of trouble.
Seth: Sure ok, I can do that. (To Mei) I’ll
protect you.
Mei:
And who will protect you?
Seth: Uhm…
Mei:
Come on, I was Prince’s prodigal student. You’re just some flunky.
Seth: Oi!
I had a lot more to offer than merely being a weapon! I was-
Valentine: Oh shut up and go!! Come
on
Eden takes the printout, folds it and starts to put it in his pocket.
Valentine: Give me that!
He snatches the printout
and they all exit.
EXT. VALENTINE’S HOUSE
Seth’s
Seth: Bye! (To Mei, seated next to him) Hey, we’ll
have fun.
She answers back; they
bicker as he drives off. Valentine opens the door of his Jag.
Valentine: Get in.
He walks away.
Valentine: Yeah whatever,
just don’t get lost.
Valentine gets in, shoots off. Eden jumps in his own car, a blue Subaru Impreza WRX and gives chase.
EXT. STREETS
Valentine races
Valentine: Catch me if you can.
Valentine puts his foot
down.
EXT. WAREHOUSE #18
Valentine pulls up behind
Valentine: Yeah, well my car is
sophisticated and doesn’t have that ugly-ass vent in the middle of it.
He gets out.
Valentine: If you’re so incredibly
fantabulous, why was Deim so willing to ditch you
promotion to make way for me?
Valentine: There are portraits of me
in public buildings; I have such an outstanding record of trouble shooting.
What have you got?
Valentine: Excuse me, whose funding
made “here” possible?
Valentine: You sure are!
Someone opens a door and
pokes his head round it.
Guy: Hey, could you guys keep
it down out here, and oh my gilly-gilly gosh, it’s
you!!
He draws a gun, shoots.
Valentine and Eden have ducked, but the bullet takes out the WRX’s windscreen.
Valentine: Come on, follow my lead.
They enter, guns drawn.
INT. WAREHOUSE #18
In come Valentine and Eden,
guns-a-blazin’. Gang guys rush them, but get cut down
in swaths. The guy who took Elli comes up though from the side, kicks away
Valentine’s gun from his hand, and then clobbers him on the head, dropping him.
Valentine: Ow!
He gets up, swing punches,
kicks, but this guy is agile. Until
Valentine: You too.
He kicks out another
advancing goon, the last of them, and then picks up his gun and aims.
Valentine: Where?
The guy points.
Guy: In there!
Valentine and Eden race
towards the door and kick it down together.
Master C: Welcome.
Master C, now with bionic
limbs and an iron breast plate, but still the same crap haircut. Elli is tied up nearby, unconscious.
Valentine: Elli!
Master C: Oh, she’s alright. Just a
little drugged. And once I’ve eliminated you, she’ll be mine. Bwahahahaha!
Valentine: You’re the one who placed
the bounty.
Master C: The one and only.
Valentine: Who are you?
Master C: My eternal foe, don’t play
dumb.
Valentine: No, really, who are you?
Valentine: True.
Master C: I’m Master C! Formerly
known as Jeff Kozlec! I am the most heinous criminal
mastermind you have ever faced! You are yours may have foiled me before, but
not this time!
Valentine: Sorry. Don’t remember you.
Master C strides forward, strikes Valentine.
Valentine: Ow!
That hurt!
He punches Master C’s
breastplate. Master C doesn’t even flinch.
Valentine: Now usually, that hurts
you and not me.
Master C punches, Valentine
rolls away.
Master C: Come back here!
Valentine runs over to
Elli, starts undoing her bonds.
Master C: If you won’t come to me,
I’ll have to come to you.
His left arm forms into an axe
and he walks towards Elli and Valentine.
Valentine: You’re quite cheap, huh? $20,000 for my head?
A swing and a miss.
Valentine: For a guy like me, I’d
have charged $20 million.
Master C swings. Valentine
punches him in the face, breaking his glasses.
Valentine: What’s wrong? Daddy cut
your allowance?
Master C (screeching): I don’t need him! I am my
own man!!!!
Valentine runs past the
power box. Master C swings his axe straight into it, and gets electrocuted.
Master C: Gyeeeyeeeyeeek!
Valentine: Thanks.
Master C drops to the
floor. Valentine nods to
Master C: Mommy?
EXT. WAREHOUSE #18
Valentine leads Elli out.
Valentine: Are you all right?
Elli: Busy, huh?
Valentine: What? (The dawn of realisation) Oh! Oh…
Elli: I’m sorry, I just… I just
so can’t deal with you anymore! I’ve really just ben
wasting the last three years.
Valentine: Elli…
Elli: No, no Elli-ing. I’m out. I’m walking away.
She walks away.
END – TALK THIS WAY
Episode 21 Preview
Valentine: The rebound is a wonderful
place to be, because you can’t be held accountable for your own mopy actions, not to mention, you pretty much have a
license to be promiscuous. It’s not your fault; the grief of your last
relationship has overcome you. There are those who’d seek to take advantage of
that, however… Next episode, Lord of the Thighs.