marriagequotes

*Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.   (Anonymous)

*Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ....   (Anonymous)

*Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.   (Anonymous)

*Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.   (Anonymous)

*Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. (Anonymous)

*Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.   (Anonymous)

*Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. (Anonymous)

*Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.   (Anonymous)

*I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.   (Anonymous)

*If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.   (Anonymous)

*Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to
his success. (Jim Backus)

*Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply

*I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. (Noel Coward, 1956)

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.   (Rodney Dangerfield)

*"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change. "Invaribly they are both disappointed." (Albert Einstein)

*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry)

*Marriage is like pie - natural, irrational, and very important. (Lisa Hoffman)

*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)

*She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. (Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee)

*Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. (Montaigne)

*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man. (Socrates)

*A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.   A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (Lana Turner)

*Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. (Mae West)