universequotes

*"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." (Douglas Adams)

*"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." (Douglas Adams)

*"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." (Woody Allen)

*Half of the people in the world are below average. (Anonymous)

*"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." (Ray Bradbury)

*"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing." (William J. Broad)

*"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." (Rich Cook)

*"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge." (Edward Chilton)

*And that's the world in a nutshell -- an appropriate receptacle. ( Stan Dunn )

*"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein)

*"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." (John Andrew Holmes)

*"There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for." (Fred Hoyle)

*"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it." (Max Frisch)

*"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed." (Christopher Morley)

*"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." (Kilgore Trout)

*"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time." (Edward P. Tryon)

*Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ( Mark Twain )