-yeah almost forgot
one bot coming up :)
<```CJ> Medium well, with a side of baked potatoes please.
<```CJ> You do give free refills on the potatoes, right?
<```CJ> I'm thinking!
*** Joins: TwistedBot (balishak@98CB26E4.ipt.aol.com)
* ^Wheeler^ pimp slaps CJ
potatoes?
* ```CJ takes it and likes it.
<``Skar``> Bal?
<^Wheeler^> get ahold of yourself man
<```CJ> Got anymore where that came from, big boy? :)
<^Wheeler^> no not Bal
<``Skar``> damn
<^Wheeler^> sure stud muffin
* ^Wheeler^ pulls out some chains
* Strange_GM cracks the whip
behave ya'll
<```CJ> Oh yeah...bring on the sweetness!
* ```CJ crams the graham!
<```CJ> How do they cram all that graham into Golden Grahams?
<``Skar``> very carefully
lol
<```CJ> The power is YOURS!
<``Skar``> Go Go Gadget Legs
* ```CJ watches as the gadgetmobile races along the road and runs over Skar
<^^Tempest^> ok
o yeah
GM...i leave my victory and my panther at my house
<^^Tempest^> cool
<```CJ> Gm...I'll leave Lofwyr at my house, we won't need him for this one.
lol
<```CJ> And no, I won't tell you guys his true name.
cj
i wasn't kiding about what i said...
<``Skar``> I'll leave, heck I don't have that much to leave
<```CJ> Neither was I :)
*** ^^Tempest^ is now known as ```Tempest
<``Skar``> just above the tab key
<```CJ> There ya go! Yeah baby!
what page is it on?
<```Tempest> Oh behave :)
wow
will you people stop that
ok enough here we go
<^Wheeler^> think run people
--------------Game On----------------------
* Hells-Rift starts cleaning his guns...
* ^Wheeler^ lands his attack chopper and gets out stretching
you are all at wherever when you recieve a call
* ```CJ tickles the attack chopper and watches it fall over.
>>>Ring ring
* Hells-Rift picks it up
<```Tempest> >>>>Hello
<``Skar``> >>>What?!
* ```CJ beeps on the vidphone, "Telephone, how may I help you?"
>>>Yes...
<^Wheeler^> >>>Hello?
---lol
a very sweet voice comes on
>>>yes I need your help with a small problem I've run into
* ^Wheeler^ remembering he is asexual is not turned on
* ``Skar`` speaks in a rough scratchy voice 1>>>Where's the meet at, I don't discuss biz on the phone.
<^Wheeler^> >>>What sort of problem? I am offering security systems at half off
"What's that problem?"
<```Tempest> >>>how may I help you
<```CJ> >>>You'll have to be more specific.
>>>can you all meet me at at about 6pm
<``Skar``> >>>See you there.
<```CJ> >>>Who wants me there?
* ```Tempest looks at his watch
>>>"works for me"
it's now 3pm
<^Wheeler^> >>>CLICK
>>>I'm Sunny and you will meet me
* Hells-Rift gets all his stuff ready and goes to the meet about 1 hour before the meet
<```CJ> >>>Sunny, eh? Alright, see ya then.
* ^Wheeler^ fuels up the Munchie MoBile gathers his stuff and drives when it is time
<```Tempest> >>>sure I'll be there for 6
<```Tempest> >>>click
<``Skar``> >>>ClIcK
>>>click
<```CJ> >>>>El CLICK-o
>>>Click
what you all do
* ```Tempest gathers his gear and puts it all in the trunk and drives to the meet for 5
* ```CJ , sadly without his old ride, watches some trid for a couple hours, then get's his usual gear together and hails a cab to the place.
* ``Skar`` gets his things together gets on the bus and goes to the meet place early
* Hells-Rift gets feul in his bike...loads up his weapons...all but his victory and panther and goes there about 1 hour early
---now what?
* Hells-Rift waits til 6PM
<``Skar``> ---give her time
you see a museum, very big
lots of traffic pulling out, it's closing
---hmm
* allowishus whips out his travel bingo set
* ``Skar`` mills around trying to blend in
there are two guards outside
* Hells-Rift tries to blend
* ```CJ looks over the thing frighteningly as he steps out of the cab. He pays the cabbie, and looks over the entrance a little bit before moving in.
* ```Tempest leans back in his seat and perceives astrally
<``Skar``> ---BRB
* Hells-Rift sits on a bench out side watching the for camra's and other secury
---sorry i can't spell very well...
a nice car pulls up and a very pretty young lady walks out and greets the guards she checks her watch and tells the guards something and hands them a piece of paper
<``Skar``> ---back
* ^Wheeler^ gets out of the Munchie MoBile and stands by it confidently
* ``Skar`` watches her patiently
* ```CJ walks up to the entrance, nods to the guards, and walks in.
* Hells-Rift walks up to the guards...
* ```Tempest waits for the young lady to go inside and walks to the guards
* ``Skar`` goes inside looking down, ignoring the guards
one of the guards stops you all
* ```CJ is a short human, about 4 feet in height. He wears nice black pants, dress shoes w/ black socks, and a nice white sweater.
* ```CJ stops. "How can I help you?"
*** Strange_GM is now known as guard
"is there a problem?"
"Can I help you the museum is closing"
* ^Wheeler^ looks incredulously at the guards
the other guard stops you Skar
<^Wheeler^> "What kind of security system does this place have?"
<```CJ> "Sunny called me, she's got a clog upstairs in the 20th century exhibit."
<``Skar``> "What's up Chummer?"
"Why you want to try and rob us"
"Sunny called you, what's your name?"
<```Tempest> "Tempest"
"Hells-Rift"
<```CJ> "CJ, though there are those who call me Greg."
<``Skar``> "Who, are you nuts? I'm here to see Sunny. The name's Skar."
* guard looks over his list
<``Skar``> ---LOL
"One moment I'll get her for you
<^Wheeler^> "I am Wheeler Platinum"
* guard calls someone
* ```CJ backs away from the door 5 feet.
* ``Skar`` is a human male who is wearing a wide had to hide his face, you can see his face, arms, and what part of his chest are badly scarred. his eyes are jade green, other than that he blends in rahter well.
*** guard is now known as ```Sunny
<``Skar``> ---except for his spelling
<```Sunny> "hello, I'm Sunny, so glad you could all make it"
* ```Sunny smiles
<```CJ> ---You remind me of Nar when you spell :)
"What's seems to be your so called problem"
<```Sunny> "please follow me to my office"
"sure"
* ```Sunny leads you all in
* ```CJ nods, "Glad to have met you.". He lets any others go in before him who want to, them moves in himself.
* ``Skar`` follows her keeping his head down
<```Sunny> the museum is massive and two full stories with cameras in everycorner
* Hells-Rift lowers his head so he doesn't hit his head on all the door ways
<^Wheeler^> "Nice system you have"
* ```CJ immediately ducks his head and covers his face when he sees the cameras.
* ```Tempest is about 5'10" tall, 175lbs, male Elf, in his early 20's, with short black hair, and deep blue eyes, he wears black fatigue pants, black t-shirt, and combat boots, w/ black lined coat he seems to be in constant thought with a serious look on his face
* ```Tempest follows
<^Wheeler^> "Do you have any explosive securty apparatuses?"
---175 lbs?
<```Sunny> "Thank you, we try"
<```CJ> ---he's an extra large elf
* Hells-Rift looks like your average cyber punk...
* ```Sunny leads you to a very big office with a large table and 8 chairs
* ```Sunny looks at Wheeler confused
<```CJ> ---circular or rectangular?
<```Sunny> "Uh, I don't know, security isn't my thing"
* ``Skar`` stands until Sunny sits then he sits
* ^Wheeler^ is a large ork grizzled and scarred he has one tusk broken off and walks with a crazy limp
* Hells-Rift doesn't fit in a chair sence hes a troll so he stands
* ```Tempest takes a seat
* ```CJ sits at one end of the table if it's rectangular, otherwise he just sits.
"what can we do for you?"
<```Sunny> "Ok, this is my problem, I've taken an artifact home and a date of mine stole it"
---lol
<```Sunny> "I know it was stupid but this is what he looks like"
* ```CJ looks over the picture from where he sits.
* ```Sunny places a picture on the table
<^Wheeler^> "Want us to ice him?
<```CJ> "Or you just want your precious clay pot back?"
<```Tempest> "You want us to take it back or take care of him"
"i can do both so it doesn't matter to me."
<```Sunny> "Oh, you could ice him, I need the artifact back though or I'm in big trouble"
<``Skar``> "Hmmm, sounds like your hoops in a bind darlin'"
<```CJ> "And why might we help you ma'am?"
<```Sunny> "He's probably going to take it to what use to be France"
"hmmm, well, lets just ice him...take care of witnesses"
<```Tempest> "What kind of pay are we talking?"
*** Joins: ```Kitten (nikita_263@modem107.wiu.edu)
<```Sunny> "Since it's just me, I'll pay you 40k each, and it's not a clay pot sir"
<``Skar``> "Yeah, its ceramic"
"what type of artifact are we talking about?"
<```Sunny> "It's a complete skeleton of a Diplodoctus Recticulus"
<^Wheeler^> "40k hmmm"
<```Tempest> "A what?"
"Damn necromancers!!!"
<```CJ> "And how large might a diplodoctus Rectum be?"
<^Wheeler^> "What if the artifact gets blown up or something?"
<``Skar``> "A what octus ridiculous?"
<```Tempest> ----hiya Kitten
<```CJ> ---6```CJ wavies to nikki
<```Sunny> "It predates the earliest findings of a dinosaur, it's a flying lizard"
"ok...can we just get some facts here."
<```CJ> "Dinosaurs are mammals, not lizards. And how BIG is it?"
<```Sunny> "Well its really big, but it's in 3 crates dismantled, and I need it in one piece"
<``Skar``> "Dinosaurs are dead, thats how I like it."
<``Skar``> "So we have to get it and put it together for you?"
"or just get it back in one piece?"
<```CJ> "What's the matter, you run out of super glue?"
<```Sunny> "Yes they are, but this one dates the oldest and it was only on consignment to us, I had to value it and prove it's authenticity"
<```Sunny> "I doubt you could put it together, you just need to get it for me"
<```CJ> "Alright then. You tell me who your date works for, and I'll tell ya if I'll do it."
* ^Wheeler^ makes a mental not to cut back on the C 12 this mission
<```Sunny> "So can you all help me?"
"heh."
"So...Where does your so called boy friend live?"
<```Sunny> "Oh, I don't know that, I think he's just a thief"
"I'm in."
<```Sunny> "he druged me and stole it"
<``Skar``> "What kind of drugs?"
<```Tempest> "Do you at least know his name?"
"One question. How the HELL did he steal this with out you knowing?"
"most thieves just bust a stuffer shack with a zip gun..."
* ```CJ tries not to let himself get any ideas. "Alright, I'll do it. But you pay me half of my pay now and half on delivery."
<``Skar``> "She was drugged, Duh."
<```Kitten> ---Hiya Tempest.
<```Sunny> "Yes it's John Anderson"
<^Wheeler^> "I know a guy by that last name"
<```CJ> "Oh, good, I was afraid he'd have a common name."
<^Wheeler^> "I wonder if they are related"
<```Tempest> "I'm in for half up front"
<^Wheeler^> "Money is not an issue for me, I want a different kind of payment"
<```Sunny> "I don't think so unless he's related to a thief"
<``Skar``> "I'll go if the rest of these chummers will. Like he said half now half later."
<```Sunny> ---thought you might :)
"Ok, enough of the bulldrek. Is that all the info you have?"
<```Sunny> "hmmm, half now, well I guess I can get it for you now, but I won't have it til tomorrow morning, is that ok, I need it by weeks end"
* ``Skar`` gets tired of standing and sits down and takes his hat off 1(all sees Skar's bald, scarred head.)
<```Tempest> ---what day is it now
* ```CJ snaps back at Rift, "Watch your language when you're in the presence of a lady!"
<^Wheeler^> "I want some 19th century tools from your collection"
"Frag you, CJ."
<^Wheeler^> "You can keep your money"
<```Sunny> "I'm afraid so, but be careful he sometimes likes to be mean just for fun"
<```Sunny> it's monday
<```CJ> "Clever one. Is that the best you can do?"
* ``Skar`` cuts his eyes at Rift 1"You oughta learn some manners!"
<```Tempest> "Tomorrows ok, call me when you're ready"
"How about i cut off your head CJ. IS that enogh for you?"
<```Sunny> "You all can meet me here at 10 am and I'll have it"
<```CJ> "You cut it off and I take down everyone in this building."
* ```Sunny looks from Wheeler to CJ thank you
* ```CJ taps the back of his head, "Aint technology great?"
<``Skar``> "Nobody's cuttin anyone's head off now, save it for Mr. Anderson."
* ```Tempest gets up and he starts to walk out
<```Tempest> "I'll see you then"
"Tell CJ to shut his mouth or i'll shut it for him."
* Hells-Rift walks out
* ```Tempest walks out shaking his head muttering under his breath
* ```CJ shakes his head, and walks over to Sunny.
* ``Skar`` shakes his head, puts his hat on, gets up and walks to the door 1"I'll be waiting for the call."
<```Sunny> "Hmmm, guess he's doesn't like this"
* ^Wheeler^ thinks "Anti Socal Fragger"
<```Sunny> "Thank you all for coming and helping me"
"SURE!"
* ``Skar`` nods as he walks out
* ```CJ nods, "Glad to help."
* ```CJ walks towards the door, whispering to Wheeler.
* ^Wheeler^ nods
* ^Wheeler^ guffaws lightly
* Hells-Rift gets on his bike and rides to his house then takes all his drek and puts it away...then goes to a tity bar and gets hammered
* ```CJ nods and smiles. "I agree."
* ```Tempest waiting outside by his car
*** allowishus is now known as ```Incubus
* ``Skar`` takes the bus home and prepares
<```CJ> "I've learned quite a few things in that area, if you'd like some assistance."
<```CJ> ---heh. I'd love to see someone like Skar on a bus. That would just rule.
* Hells-Rift gets home and sets his alarm for 8 AM
<``Skar``> ---it could happen, I've seen the movies...Darkman?
* ```Tempest gets in his car and goes home and comes back for 9 Am
---does any thing interesting happen before the next morning
<```Sunny> ---nobody wants to plan, or check contacts
---sure
<```Incubus> ---anyone got a semi rig?
<```CJ> ---CJ's gonna read up a little on basic airplane and boat operation
---um...this requires a ettique test...right?
<```Sunny> not really
---o
<```Incubus> ---they don't allow dinosaurs on the bus
* ``Skar`` calls Sgt. Wilkerson to see if he can get in the databases to find a John Anderson.
<^Wheeler^> ---Wheeler is a rigger
---um...i look up to see if anyones heard of anything about dino's being smuggled anywere
*** ```Sunny is now known as Sgt
<```CJ> ----CJ's a medic/demoman/future rigger, so there!
hey
* ```Incubus checks for a rental listing for a med. truck
<``Skar``> >>>Sarge?
>>>yeah, what you need?
* ^Wheeler^ looks at his plane wonder if he will need it
might :)
<``Skar``> >>>I need a favor, do you think you could check on a John Anderson for me, see if he's left the country, or anything else about him that may be helpful?
>>>yeah, I guess so, give me an hour
* Hells-Rift calls up the spikes...
<``Skar``> >>>As many of these little rats as I've scared your way you should be able to hook me up.
<``Skar``> >>>I'll call ya back in an hour or so then
<``Skar``> >>>CLICK
>>>Click
* ``Skar`` waits an hour then calls back
<``Skar``> >>>Lucy, I'm on the Phone!
* ```CJ flips the screen to the next page, and keeps reading up on his materials.
<``Skar``> "Come on Sarge Answer...."
>>>Yeah
<``Skar``> >>>Its Skar, did you find out anything?
>>>He's in Paris with some thugs that think they own the planet, but are basically simple thugs, nothing major
<``Skar``> >>>Do you know the name of their little group?
* ```Incubus looks up Sunny's residence
>>>he did have some crates that he took through customs for once they weren't weapons
<``Skar``> >>>Bones?
>>>They call themselves the "Roughboys"
<^Wheeler^> ---Ruff Ryders!
>>>don't know only that it wasn't weapons
<``Skar``> >>>Thanx Sarge, I'll scare ya some more rats later...
<``Skar``> >>>CLICK
---could be Ruff Ryders
>>>yeah you better
>>>Click
* Hells-Rift calls up KulKulCane(hes a dragon if that matters)
* ``Skar`` goes to sleep and turns the ringer/beeper on high volume
* ```CJ sets the alarm, drifts off while he's reading, and has some fun in slumberland
ok make your call
>>>hello?
<```CJ> ---heehee
>>>yeesss
>>>i was wondering if you could find out where John Anderson is at specificly...
>>>>a mere huumann, I've not the time, heee'ss a petty theifff, in Paris, good bye
>>>Click
>>>click
* Hells-Rift calles up the Spikes
no that's how dragons are, holier than you know :)
---i know
<^Wheeler^> ---If I were lofwyr and Wheeler called me I would pimp slam him before he said sup low?
---lol
---well...
* Hells-Rift calls up incubus
* ```CJ calls up
read your window
---in the morning
* ```CJ calls up God
<^Wheeler^> >>>Hello?
<^Wheeler^> ---oh you dont mean me, my bad
<```CJ> >>>Hello? Hey, can you give me a Sin report on a John Anderson?
<```CJ> ---heehee
<```CJ> >>>Nevermind, I've got stronger friends than you.
<```CJ> >>>CLICK
<```CJ> ----:)
>>>hi...your a rigger right?
>>>never mind
>>>click
<```Tempest> ---guys I hate to do this but I gotta do something I forgot about
* Hells-Rift waits til 9Am and gets his legal weapons ready and goes to the museum
*** Quits: ```Tempest (Quit: Live and Learn, Forget and Die)
---heh...that no mage for us i guess
---thats
ok it's mornign and you all meet her at her office and go in
* ``Skar`` gets on the bus and goes to the meet again
"hi"
<```Incubus> "I assume you have secured your down payment..."
* ^Wheeler^ leaves CJ the care package
<```Incubus> ---are the street lights on already?
---hmmm...3 runners now...this will be fun
"hi...i hope you got the nuyen."
<``Skar``> ---so we are there"
<``Skar``> "John Anderson is in Paris with a group of thugs called the "RoughBoys"."
* ```CJ arrives a little late to the meet. He takes his pay, and listens to Skar
<``Skar``> ---so we have to pay our way to paris and back?
---not a problem...40k nuyen...
<```Incubus> "plus expenses"
<```CJ> ---yes a problem. You wanna sneak any of your toys through customs? I don't...
ok she gives you all plane tickets to Paris and tells you she is in a hurry and bids you good luck
<```CJ> ---Private Jet or public plane?
* ``Skar`` gives an evil grin and nods
"right...we'll be on our way now. Bye."
<```Incubus> ---Heh, FedEx your cannons
public plane
---shit...no toys for me...
<```CJ> ---Public? Crap
<```Incubus> ---Airport security says "no" to my ware
---yes
---hhmm
i have an idea
ok in the interest of time we'll say private plane
<```CJ> ---thank you very much
<```Incubus> ---if we all return our tix, should be close to what we need for a private
---but i like stealing planes!
*** Joins: NebtheDestroyer (myaddress@ProNet-SM6-37.pronet.net)
* ``Skar`` takes the bus to the airport
<```Incubus> ---thou art too merciful
* ```CJ takes the bus as well
---stealing planes is fun...
* ```Incubus brings all his gear in a suitcase
nope just running short on time for some
* Hells-Rift takes all his gear since its a private plane
<```Incubus> "so, gentlemen, we have decided that it is only the dino that needs to remain intact on this one"
* Hells-Rift loads all of his toys on the plane and sits down and waits for the plane to take off
"yeah"
* ```CJ smiles.
<```Incubus> "I say Mr. Anderson is better off neutralized"
* Hells-Rift chuckles to himself
<``Skar``> "Yes, as a stated before he's in Paris with a group of thugs called the RoughBoys"
* ```CJ whispers to the scarred man.
* ``Skar`` cocks his ear and listens
*** Quits: NebtheDestroyer (Quit: Leaving)
<```Incubus> "all he needs to do is step out for a cigarette or a pee on the tree"
<```Incubus> "one bullet"
* ``Skar`` looks and shrugs, then whispers back
you all load the plane and it takes off
it's a smooth flight
* ```CJ smiles.
<```CJ> "Except for the bullets for the rest of the Rough Riders."
<```Incubus> "Skar, any word on Anderson's fence for the bones?"
* ``Skar`` chuckles, its an odd thing for him
<``Skar``> "Nope, just that for once he didn't try to get weapons thru customs."
---hey
---i wasn't going to try
<``Skar``> ---huh?
* ``Skar`` grimaces after he chuckles 1"Damn that hurt."
<```CJ> "keep trying, you'll come up with a good one soon enough."
---i was planing to hijack the plan
* ```CJ takes a seat as far away from Rift as possible.
<```Incubus> "what are you both packing?"
ok the plane lands and you can all get off board
---does every one hate me in this group or is it just me?
* ``Skar`` gets off the plane and looks around
<```CJ> ---You pissed off my char at the start
* ```Incubus follows suit
<``Skar``> ---just playinn my character
* ```CJ moves off the plane as quickly as possible, looking a little quesy.
* Hells-Rift gets off
* ``Skar`` says in a low scratchy voice 1"So this is gay Paris?"
<``Skar``> "It looks like it sucks just as much as Seattle."
* ```CJ is bent over with his hands on his knees.
<```CJ> "I....don't....like......planes...."
* ``Skar`` steps away from CJ
<``Skar``> "Ok, where to now?"
* ``Skar`` looks for a picture of Mr. Anderson.
<```CJ> "To the RoughRiders, I suppose, eh? Or did you not find out where they're based?"
* Hells-Rift laughs
<```CJ> ---brb...food is good
<``Skar``> "Does anyone have a picture of that guy. Hey my contact didn't have that info."
<```Incubus> ---is this airport the main one in Paris for int'l flights?
<```Incubus> "let's track down a dispatcher and find out about any int'l private jets that flew in here yesterday"
everyone roll intel
<``Skar``> 6d6
--- ``Skar`` 6d6 ( 5 3 8 7 2 5 )
CJ, Rift, Incubus
<```CJ> 6d6
--- ```CJ 6d6 ( 3 3 2 5 3 1 )
3d6
--- Hells-Rift 3d6 ( 3 7 2 )
<```Incubus> 6d6 (1 3 2 8 4 3)
--- ```Incubus 6d6 ( 1 4 4 1 4 2 )
*** Joins: The_Sayer (chameleon1@lev3p09.fiam.net)
<```CJ> ---Hello
<``Skar``> ---whassup?
---hey all, just wanted to wish you all a happy day!!!!
thanks I could use one right about now
<```CJ> ---I could use a couple
<```Incubus> "the warrantee on my ware is gonna expire before we get some leads."
* ``Skar`` looks for a phone
* ```Incubus looks around for the closest ground crew worker
* The_Sayer wishes all a good night and bows as he leaves
<``Skar``> --L8R
<``Skar``> ---hehehe
<```CJ> "I say we split up, good ol' buddy system. Skar and I head one way, you two head the other. Either of you have comlinks?"
*** Quits: The_Sayer (Quit: Leaving)
<```Incubus> "no"
---shit...the one thing i forgot...
who has a com link
<```Incubus> ---it was right next to my twinkie on the dresser...
---theres payphones right?
<```CJ> ---CJ
<```Incubus> "usually work alone, chummers"
<``Skar``> ---CJ
<```CJ> ---heh
no one has a com link
<```CJ> "Alright, let's get some cheap motel rooms, and meet back there tonight."
* ``Skar`` walks toward the terminal
<```CJ> ---I thought I got one for CJ..did I forget?
<```Incubus> ---we could swipe a couple two-ways
<``Skar``> ---nope
---can't we just go beat up someone and take their comlinnk?
ok, CJ you spot Venus at the airport
*** Strange_GM is now known as Venus
* ```CJ 's jaw drops. "Be right back guys."
* ```CJ walks towards her. "Venus, right? What are you doing in Paris?"
* ```Incubus steps back slowly
* ``Skar`` looks down but doesn't move
* Hells-Rift goes to the snack bar
* ```Incubus walks off to find a ground crew worker
"Hello, I'm here on business and you?"
<```CJ> "Business. Looking for a John Anderson who stole a dinosaur. You?"
"Does he hang out with some thugs called the Rough Ryders or something like that?"
<```CJ> "Yeah. You know where we might find him?"
<```Incubus> ---oh, god. npc clarification, please
<```CJ> ---Venus is a char that CJ's ran with before.
"There is a fence named Stone Man, he works out of a ice cream shop on Francois St"
"He would most likely go to him to get rid of something like that"
<```CJ> "Ahh. Thanks. Any way we can help you with your business?"
* ``Skar`` stands there like a statue, a gruesome statue, but a statue nonetheless
* ```Incubus sees that the entire airport is void of a ground crew and rejoins the others
* Hells-Rift gets back with pockets ful of peanuts
<```CJ> ---small airport, maybe
<```Incubus> ---heh
<```Venus> "My business is done, and another one sleeps with the demons today, be careful and goodluck, I must leave now"
<```CJ> "Fare well on your voyages Venus. And, uh, try not to get killed."
<```Incubus> ---go on, kiss her
"Hey CJ, look at the pretty flower of a girl."
---lol
<```Incubus> ---spontaneous hard-on roll, everyone
<```Venus> "Never"
* ```Venus smiles at you and leaves
* ```CJ smiles, and walks back.
*** ```Venus is now known as Strange_GM
<```CJ> "Alright, here's the info gang."
* ``Skar`` looks up
* ```CJ looks around, and speaks quietly.
<```CJ> "This guy named Stone Man, he's a fence on Francois Street in an ice cream shop. Only guy he could sell the bones through"
<```Incubus> "Informants are looking better these days."
<``Skar``> "Well we goin or what?"
<```Incubus> "I'll grab a limo."
<```CJ> "Careful. That girl could kill every one of us in an instant without using a weapon."
if you only knew, you haven't seen her description :)
hehehe, you know it :)
<```CJ> ---Well, considering she's named after the roman god of hard-ons, we can only guess :)
<```Incubus> ---any girl looks good, compared to the city street rats
* ``Skar`` starts walkin
* Hells-Rift grabs his weapons and inconspicously takes his panther to the limo
* ```Incubus arranges for a limo immediately
<```Incubus> "anyone speak French?"
* ```CJ climbs into the limo, looking to be carrying nothing.
---i do...but not my char
* ``Skar`` gets in the Limo
"No."
* Hells-Rift gets in the limo
* ```Incubus places his suit case in the limo as he jumps in
<```CJ> "Uh, Oui. I parlay the franchises uno punto."
<``Skar``> "I speak slum."
<```Incubus> ---I speak North Carolina Southern. Is that a disadvantage?
<```CJ> ---Oh, tu parles francais? Est-ce que tu parles un peu de francais ou tous de francais?
<``Skar``> ---nope
<``Skar``> ---or would that be nuh uh
<```CJ> ---That's a super power.
* ```Incubus exits the limo and grabs a concier
"Let's go."
roll percep all
<``Skar``> 6d6
--- ``Skar`` 6d6 ( 5 3 1 1 4 1 )
<```Incubus> 6d6
--- ```Incubus 6d6 ( 5 10 7 7 2 5 )
* ```CJ sits down. "Saddle up, lock and load."
<```CJ> 6d6
--- ```CJ 6d6 ( 1 3 2 1 4 2 )
3d6
--- Hells-Rift 3d6 ( 4 2 5 )
<``Skar``> ---I've been blinded by the beauty of Venus
hehehe, cool
<```Incubus> ---woo hoo, look at them neurons fire!
<```CJ> ---Well, CJ completely misses the large explosion
<```Incubus> ---Incubus notices a small gnat farting as it flies by
ok, Incubus you find a book near the rear tire as you exit the limo
it's a french/englis dictionary
<```Incubus> --- is anyone around me?
<```CJ> ---How to Roleplay and not get Herpes
<``Skar``> ---Title: How to Reassemble old DinoSaur Bones.
nope
---lol
<```Incubus> "where the hell did this come from?"
from the gods :)
<```CJ> "Prolly dropped by some german tourist in Japan."
* ```Incubus extends spurs and knocks the book off the tire onto the ground
* ```Incubus retracts spurs
"Where you found it. Duh."
<```Incubus> ---lemme guess, jus a regular ol' book?
<```Incubus> ---so no C 12 embedded in the pages?
<```CJ> "Um, maybe you shouldn't use those spurs near the tire."
nope check it out
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* ```Incubus picks up the book and flips through
<```CJ> ---Incubus, there's not C12. Endradi's GMing, not CB. And if it were me, you'd have severe radiation burns by now.
<```Incubus> to CJ, "I shave with these hummers"
"Decent."
<```CJ> "But would your face explode if you cut yourself?"
you find a piece of paper that says Stone Man Williamson ICe Cream 1010 Francois St and a little map, and meet time
"But nothing compared to me, I use my chian saw."
<```CJ> "Ahh, our friend Mr. Anderson must have dropped this. which means we're probably late."
* ```CJ looks over the map, and hurries towards the shop.
"Um..or it's a set up.:
The front cover says to Johnny love twiddles
* ``Skar`` follows CJ, at a medium pace
hey Neb
* Hells-Rift fallows from the shadows
---hey
<```CJ> ---Hey Neb..ever play or admin on Seattle?
<```CJ> ---The MUX?
---Both
---Not online
<```Incubus> "Dikote crushes Gilette"
<```Incubus> ---lol
<```Incubus> ---i suppose not all gm's are as sadistic as me =)
come on guys
<```CJ> ---Oh. Thought you were a diff Neb I knew back when I played on the Seattle mux.
<```Incubus> ---course, I haven't "technically" opened the book yet
* ```CJ continues to the ice cream shop.
* ``Skar`` is right on CJ's heels
---You mean another NentheDestroyer!
close enough, you fliped through it
<```Incubus> "It's OK, I have it on warrantee, too"
<```CJ> ---No. Just Neb.
what time does it say the meet is for
<```Incubus> ---what's the meet time?
<```Incubus> ---MEET TIME and CURRENT TIME
now you're thinking
* ```CJ wouldn't have checked the time.
<```Incubus> oh, /me reads the little sheet
<```CJ> ---CJ assumed and bolted for the shop.
<```Incubus> ---ya know what I mean
---THE worst thng is every time I try to play online something happens.
it is 12noon and the meet is for 4PM
* ```Incubus reads the damn sheet
<```Incubus> ---thanx
* ``Skar`` is still following CJ
<```Incubus> "Hey, chummers, we have 4 hours until the supposed meet time"
<```CJ> ---yelled or spoken?
<``Skar``> ---assume yelled
<```Incubus> "I say three of you head towards the spot and I'll stake out a nice little flat across the street with my rifle"
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hello
<``Skar``> ---sup
* Hells-Rift goes to the alley across the street...puts a dumpster infront of him covering him up some and gets ready to rock
--- hi
<```CJ> ---Incusbus, sorry, but CJ and Skar have already bolted. You'll have to yell or chase to get their attention.
<```Incubus> ---screw 'em. They didn't take MY limo
<```CJ> --Incubus, rather
<```Incubus> ---IS my limo still there?
<```CJ> ---Probably will be there until you pay
* ```CJ tickles Strange_GM for bonus karma.
---did any one see what i typed?
yeah I did, but why
<```CJ> ---nope
--- nope
<``Skar``> ---nuh uh
*** NebtheDestroyer is now known as Johnny_Paradigm
---why...
<``Skar``> ---dunno?
---0cause that's what i'm doing right now
hey don't tickle me :) I'm way too ticklish
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ok so what you all gonna do, try to decide as a team
<```Incubus> ---Ok, we conversed, and we're staking out a couple spots across the steet
* ```CJ comes to a stop when he sees that John isn't in the ice cream shop, then heads back to Incubus (at which point he talks to Cj, I assume)
ok, Rift what you doing
* ``Skar`` sticks with CJ, a lone runner is a dead runner
CJ you see someone else you know heading your way
* ```CJ looks carefully to see who it is (and hopes to God it's not Satan. This is the third time this week!)
you see Johnny
take it away Johnny
* Johnny_Paradigm walks down the street with newspaper in hand.
* ``Skar`` looks down and slows down when he sees CJ slow
* ```CJ shakes his head, "Paris is becoming way too popular."
* ```CJ walks up to Paradigm. "Hey, Johnny, right? You still doing cocaine?"
"I stopped selling ten years ago.
* ``Skar`` does his statue impersonation again, looking from under the brim of his hat
<```CJ> "That's good. What are you doing in the great state of Paris?"
CJ, this is God and Johnny is clean, no druggies in my runs
"My lawyer sugested it."
ok
<```CJ> ---Don't ya remember? Your first run...
* ```Incubus sits in the limo
---yes. Still got the sore ribs to prove it.
yes I do, don't question a Goddess
<```CJ> "Ahh. Ever hear of a Stone Man who sells dinosaurs out of an ice cream shop?"
<```Incubus> "rift, you coming or taking a cab?"
* Hells-Rift heads for the ally across the street, pulls up a dumpster for cover and pulls up a chair
<```CJ> ---I didn't question you, I just asked you a question
* ```Incubus thinks, damn, this is conspicuous. Informs the driver to park two blocks away form the meet. Gets out and heads for the most distressed looking apartment building
smile CJ I know :)
"Ummm In your case I don't know."
* Hells-Rift sets up his sights for his panther
<```CJ> ---Okay. Please don't hit me too hard.
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<```CJ> "Alright. Well, see ya around Mr. Mnemonic."
* ```CJ waves, and heads back towards Incubus (if he can find him)
"SO I take it your not here on a turist trip?"
* ```Incubus scouts the street for any building in disrepair
* ```CJ turns around, "You could say we're looking for a professional boner."
* Hells-Rift sets up his mortar
"Ok"
none the street is a quaint little street with lots of hobby shops, restaurants and other little shops
* Johnny_Paradigm stares at that stupid statment.
<```CJ> "You up for some fun?"
hehehe
* ```Incubus assumes he finds an abandoned apartment and stakes out a good view of the meeting spot. Sets up sniper rifle. Extends bipod. Inserts APDS ammo.
"Is it profitable?"
* ``Skar`` looks for a hobby shop that may have something of interest for him... then goes inside
<```CJ> "Should be."
* ```Incubus screws on silencer.
* Hells-Rift munches on his peanuts
<```CJ> "There was another runner who dropped, I'm sure you could take his share."
* ```Incubus thinks, is this CJ's junkie reunion?
* ```CJ speaks softly.
"You runnung solo or with friends?"
Venus is not a junkie, she's a hottie
<```Incubus> ---you're kidding, right?
<```Incubus> ---are you challenging me?
<```Incubus> ---i'm up for it
* ```CJ points at the statue behind him, "Here's one friend. Got another coupld friends back there."
* ``Skar`` nods then looks up
* ```Incubus exits from his nonexistent apartment, finds the huge troll companion. Whips out his stealth rappelling gear and proceeds up the back of a shop
Scar you walk into a complete hobby shop that seems to go on for ever and has anything a gamer or hobbiest can want
<```CJ> ---Hottie is an understatement
"Painful for somebody, right?"
<```Incubus> ---whatever, she's with CJ
* ```Incubus scales the buildig and prepares to pull skar up
<```Incubus> ---str check?
<```CJ> "Definetely."
<```CJ> "Up for it?"
* Johnny_Paradigm wipes some nonexsistant dust from off his gery suit.
"Ok, why not."
you know it, and she's not with anyone at this point in time :)
* ```CJ does something unrealistic to his nonexistant undescribable nuclear device.
<```CJ> ---Shh! CJ looked kewl there for a moment!
ok
"ANy thing I shoud know about..."
* ``Skar`` plays with the dice, and electronic devices
* ``Skar`` looks for stairs in this place to see what they have on the second floor
* ```CJ nods, "Yeah. We gotta steal three crates of dinosaur boners from a John Anderson. He'll be in that ice cream shop there eventually, though I'm not sure when, you'd have to talk to our comrades I was on my way to meet with."
you find stairs to the rear of the store on the right
Incubus what are you doing
* ```CJ motions back towards the limo, "Shall we?"
* ``Skar`` goes up and keeps goin up till he gets to the roof
"Hmmm how bout I go in, and read my paper and eat ice cream?"
<```Incubus> ---i was about to pull up rift
<```CJ> "Alright. I'll be back in a few."
---incubus...no
"Hey what does he look like?"
you can see all the buildings from there, to the rear right you can see the rear door to the ice cream shop
* ```Incubus pulls up his rope
to the front right you can see the front of the ice cream shop
* ```CJ describes the guy.
* Hells-Rift has the front covered
* ```Incubus sets up shop, zeroing in on CJ and the stranger
tall, well built, blond hair, green eyes
<```CJ> ---well, he's headed for the shop and I'm headed for you guys. Which one you staying on?
---Im not strange.
I am, Strange GM
<```Incubus> ---my character doesn't know your character. You could be the fraggen Yakuza with a bleach job for all I knkow
<```CJ> ---So you are staying on him then, or are you staying on CJ?
hehe
* ```CJ continues back towards where he last saw Incubus
---He a unhansome with a three-pice slate grey suit and same color fedora.
ok, does anyone know anything about the Stone Man
* ```Incubus checks the time on his watch
---what time is it?
<```CJ> ---only what Venus told me
<```CJ> ---And may I assume that, by now, CJ has reached Incubus?
it's now 2pm
* ``Skar`` looks at the view from the Roof
yeah go ahead
* ```Incubus does likewise
* ```CJ arrives. "Hey there. We've got a friend down there, white guy in a slate suit. Anyways, I'm gonna go meet him in the shop. What time is John gonna show?"
<```Incubus> ---Cj, how are you going to reach me? no rope. no stairs
<```CJ> ---Where are you?
you see a little fat man go into the shop from the back door and a really nice sports car that looks way to small for him parked back there
---levetation
<```Incubus> ---i'm on the roof of a shop
ok, across the street
* ```Incubus uses mag 3 to get a good view of the fat man
<```CJ> ---crap. Alright Endradi, CJ curses when he sees Incubus and Rift are missing, and he goes back to the ice cream shop.
<``Skar``> ---anyone guarding the back door?
* Johnny_Paradigm goes into the shop and buys something chocolate.
---incubus is i think...
nope no guards anywhere
ok you see people laughing and going in and out
* ``Skar`` goes downstairs and exits
<```Incubus> ---GM, can I see Rift?
* ```CJ enters, orders the only thing he can think of, "French Vanilla", and takes a seat with near Johnny
he's behind the dumpster
* ``Skar`` then goes up the street about 4 or five stores then goes down an alley to the back fo the ice cream shop adn deflates the Fat man's tires
<``Skar``> ---making sure that no one is watching
* Johnny_Paradigm reads his english paper.
* ```Incubus zooms in on the license plat numbers on fatty's car and writes them down
the teen working gives you an enormous dish of French Vanilla
<```CJ> ----Antitheft 10 w/ shock option :)
* ```CJ does his best to not spill the large bowl as he sits down, trying to decide where to start on it.
<``Skar``> ---shhh don't give her any ideas, besides I'm not stealing it, just deflating it
<```CJ> ---Touching it to do so I assume? :)
CJ it's the best you have ever tasted
---how does rubber shock you?
<``Skar``> ---only the rubber tires
<```CJ> ---Okay
there are no alarms or anything
<```CJ> ---Unless he's got a high voltage and the armored tires option
<```CJ> ---heehee
<``Skar``> ---lol
---Guess the choclote isn't that good.
<``Skar``> ---its chocolate, just chocolate
* ```CJ has trouble pacing himself, unsure of how long he's gonna need to get this bowl to last.
this is the best place in town and all the flavors are the best, how you think he got so fat
---lol
<```CJ> --- I like beans, everyday!
rool percep Skar
* ``Skar`` then slips into the alley and hides where he can see both ways
<``Skar``> 6d6
---ohhhh
<``Skar``> ----uhhhm the bot pinged out a while ago
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<``Skar``> 6d6
--- ``Skar`` 6d6 ( 4 1 1 2 2 3 )
<``Skar``> ---DoH
---lol