YusufBuddy: lets count the ways endre sucks
Auto response from SoloEndo: leave a message puhleeze. If only to say that i suck for not being here.
YusufBuddy: endre is the suck king
YusufBuddy: he has his own city Suck-ville
YusufBuddy: He is the ruler of planet "suck"
YusufBuddy: in the dictionary, when u look up suck it says SEE ENDRE
YusufBuddy: endre's actual s\n is SOLOSUCKER
YusufBuddy: He wins the suck-king award at school
YusufBuddy: His car license plate says ISUCKHD
YusufBuddy: Everytime someone calls him they get his answering machine that says I
SUCK HARD BECAUSE I AM ENDRE
YusufBuddy: In movies they make special parts to tell endre that he sucks
YusufBuddy: in big letters
YusufBuddy: Endre sucks so much that when he asks girls out they say go ask a guy
YusufBuddy: Endre is Homogenized
suck in a bottle
YusufBuddy: endre is so sucky that
his mom makes fun of him
YusufBuddy: lets count the ways
endre is stupid
YusufBuddy: endre is so stupid he
failed a blood test
YusufBuddy: endre is so stupid that
he turned on a microwave expecting
to watch tv
YusufBuddy: endre is so stupid that
when he gets arrested he waves his
right to remain slient
YusufBuddy: endre is so stupid that
he buys a car for the a\c
YusufBuddy: endre is so stupid he
goes to an indoor pool for sunbathing
YusufBuddy: endre is stupid he walks
in the bike lane
Auto response from SoloEndo: leave a
message puhleeze. If only to say that i suck for not being
here.
YusufBuddy: endre is so stupid he
put meat in a outlet hoping for
cooked meat
SoloEndo: well that oughta do it