Matt

aka T bone, T, Boner, Every Woman, big head matt and his undersized body, LARS,

and of course....that guy hitting on your girlfriend.

Matt believes he's a black man from the 70's being hassled
by the man, like dolemite or shaft; and if you ask any of his former love interests, they'll have
to agree...of course the trick is getting a blow up doll to talk. He has a nasty habit of not doing
anything...favorite hobbies are eating, sleeping and getting other people to use the remote for him.
Favorite food: beer
Favorite tv show: beer commercials

Things that make matt not want to kill himself:
TOURING!!!!, Sleeping in a van, Taking showers in bathroom sinks, John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson, girls that like Samuel L. Jackson, correction girls that like ME, Dangerous Darrin, Sepultura, Coffee, Sobe, Gatorade, and i assure you...many others.

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