2/07/2003 110am

The long overdue update:  Just to answer some questions that a few people have asked me.  No, we haven't "broken up" in the sense that we hate each other or anything like that.  Over the past yar (pirate reference 3 points) we've all grown in different directions.  Carlin playing in No On 15, and Jodie in One Up On Lucy and now a new band but i don't know their name and I think they are all gay anyway.  J/K i think they're called All for Nothing or something.  I spent most of the year drunk and nearly failing out of school...no seriously.  As for anything new happening with the band (and this is all strictly what i know), some in the band have been talking about just getting together for the hell of it.  As far as I can tell right now though that doesn't seem like a strong possibility.  New songs? We did record six songs last winter that never got finished.  So as of now the only eb on record is 'fightermaker' 'i want some pussy yo' and the very limited Kung Fu tape.  All of us are definitely still interested in making music, whether that's together or not remains to be seen.  Right now (and i don't want this to seem like i'm making a big deal about this band) i just wanna say thanks to everyone who ever came out, rocked out, wrote us a letter ( i still have every one), *god forbid* asked us for an autograph, or bought a cd. It's unreal to think that there are 25,000 copies of fightermaker out there.  This comes straight from carlin "hopefully the (original) fours of us can get something together for alls yous."  That's it.  THANK YOU!!!

- matt and all of eb

 

 

 

 

 

 

6/10/2002  738pm

Holy balls, ass and face. "i heard you were stabbed 30 times in the balls, ass, and face".  It's been awhile eh?  Fuck you! bald and smoking, Staind singer...i said it first.  I don't really have much in the way of news...as if i ever do.  I just wanted to let all 2 of you know, that we're still alive...on life support maybe but still alive enough to shit our pants.  I'm making no more promises, or hoping anything.  If anything remotely promising happens in the next week or so, i'll redo the whole site and make it less gay.  Here's to summertime, it's nice to feel warm again....ewww way too emo.  ummm  here  www.rockneverstops.com . 

- matt & eb

 

 

 

12/29/2000+1  119am

As i sit here in my brand new B2K shirt, sipping a molson, i can't help but think, "What the hell just happened?"  2001? You know that year? That fuckin' year!  Since not a whole lots going on with the band...i'll get there..i always do....let's make a list of the cool things this year...i'm leaving personal stuff out (check the get up kids page emo boy).  KEVIN SMITH makes the final jersey crew movie (not necessarily a good thing...SCHNOOGANS), 2/3 of the enema bandits turn 21, 3/3 of the enema bandits remain drunken & broke for at least 3/4 of the year (i'm getting kickbacks from the math people for every fraction..), Bigwig "An Invitation to Tragedy", KLR, hell the one brain cell i have left after this year says thinking about this year is too  hard...we move on.  Write some favs on the guestbook.  Ok eb stuff, thanks to everybody for rockin hard at the Strand last week...you witnessed the first ever four string version of 'are you gonna eat that' unprecedented.  I'm drinking a beer slushy right now it's fucking amazing.  If anybody was there and didn't get a chance to get a cd get in touch we'll hook you up...i should make a merch page soon huh?  Anyway, we're not lining up shows right now, we have to get the 6 song done before anything and we're doing some behind the scenes stuff (possible line-up addition(s)?...we'll see.  Have an awesome rest of the year...make sure you don't remember any of it, I'd like to try and inspire everybody w/ my new year's resolution...to be more like David Lee Roth.  What's yours?

see ya- matt