Quotes
Nathan: and then another kid thought that the terrorists were going to come into people's house and drag them
into the streets and shoot them he said that he saw it on telemundo.
Matt: That happens everyday in Mexico though.
Matt: the only way anyone ever got me to dance w/ them was offering to buy me drinks for the rest of
the night...she had to close her tab two hours later.
Nathan's Girlfriend: Will you rub my back?
Nathan: I just got done fucking you from behind that should be good enough.
JJodie: You can turn those things into fairies?
Carlin: Yeap
Jodie: How?
Carlin: Just sprinkle dust on 'em...
Jodie: I think i'm gonna break into her house and steal all of her underwear
Jon Rich(yeah jon rich!!!): they are one of those completely fabricated punk bands that could completely lick me
Matt:
as long as i have lips and a liver, i'll be alright. Eric:
all you'll need money for is cocaine and whores. Jodie:
she's heartbroken... Matt:
tell her to act more like a pirate, that helps me. unknown
to all but jodie: i am confident that my dick will be sucked by many a girl
on this tour Carlin:
So did you score? Matt:
Nah, i couldn't get past the moustache. Amy:
MATT i REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, wanna give you vicious head. ****amy
didn't you say you wanted to be on the page?****
Carlin: Nah, i just wanted to drive through the parking lot blasting Sepultura...
Matt: Ummm, i can't really move my head today...i had to hide under a bed for three hours last night.
Dan: Of course we did, the alternative was duck walking...and duck walking sucks.
Matt: I'm glad he didn't, cause from that height i'm pretty sure the beer
would've blasted straight through my head
Carlin: You wanna go?
Matt: well...that's IF i don't get into the bon jovi show....god i've waited 10 years to say that.
Anderson: So if i blasted you in the ass, and you farted. Would
that be a queef?
The Custom Caravans (after coming out of the bar we're supposed to play that night):
Man, there's WAY too many mullets in there.
Matt: Welp, this is the first time i've had to do this after a show.
*puts his pants on*
Dan: Do you know how many things you can get it on with besides a girl?
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!!!!!
jodie and jen's thoughts towards carlin and matt the entire tour
Matt: Yeah, see how many of the 16 hour drive you can spend NOT looking at the road.
Winter:
We have black midget at Millersville. He wears camo and rides a mini bike
around campus.
He's cooler than you
