No, not the Craven film. This is something much worse. I want to start off by saying that I watch a lot of dumb shit. But this is without a doubt the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time.
The story is about a group of people on a rafting trip who decide to spend the night in an old ghost town. People start getting bumped off and their rafts disappear.
There are a lot of people to keep track of in this movie and every one of them is dumber than the next. I'm talking about people stupid to the point of being sickening. They LOOK for reasons to wander off alone in the darkness. When they aren't out fumbling around in the dark they are sitting around eating beans. There are long stretches where they do nothing but eat or drink coffee while saying things that make you want to punch them in the face. The kills are fast, bloodless, and so poorly lit they are near subliminal. The longer the movie goes on, the more incoherant it gets. Not to mention it's got the worst soundtrack I've heard since Don't Go in the Woods. I could go on but I won't. The barring of the door by leaning a 2x4 against it...Woody Strode mumbling about sailing the horn...the Dr.Pepper product placement...the horror, the horror! -Badfish |
