MONEY 

 
It can buy a House. But not a Home. 
 
It can buy a Bed. But not Sleep. 
 
It can buy a Clock. But not Time. 
 
It can buy a Book. But not Knowledge. 
 
It can buy a Position. But not Respect. 
 
It can buy Medicine. But not Health. 
 
It can buy Blood. But not Life. 
 
It can buy Sex. But not Love. 
 
So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and 
suffering.  

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, 
 
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering... 
 
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. 
 
"CASH ONLY PLEASE."