Child?

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute
in place of his regular teacher.

She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my
name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."

A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when
Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her
name is.

Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember
it has an "r" after the first letter."

"That's right!" she coaxed.

Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"

The pretty young schoolteacher was concerned about little Johnny's performance
Taking him aside after class one day,
she asked, "why has your schoolwork been so poor
lately?"

"I can't concentrate," replied the boy. "I've fallen in love."

"Is that so?" said the teacher, holding back an urge to smile.
"And with whom?"

"With you," he answered.

"But " exclaimed the secretly please young lady, "don't
you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband
of my own someday; but I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," he said reassuringly. "I'll be careful."