Junk Girl

There once was a girl
who was made up of junk.
She looked really dirty,
and she smelled like a skunk.

She was always unhappy,
in one of her slumps -
perhaps 'cause she spent
so much time down in the dumps.

The only bright moment
was from a guy named Stan.

He was the neighborhood
garbage man.

He loved her a lot
and made a marriage proposal,
but she'd already thrown herself
down a garbage disposal.